Qantas Flight Diverted By Drunk, Booze-Thieving Handcuff Breaker

Qantas flight 24 from Bangkok to Sydney was diverted to Cairns on Sunday morning, after a drunk passenger repeatedly tried to steal scotch from the service galleys. After being restrained, he broke through the plastic zip-tie handcuffs. And then another pair. And then two more pairs. » 9/21/14 9:13pm 9/21/14 9:13pm

NYC's top librarian caught drunk driving in reverse

Like thousands of New Yorkers, Dr. Anthony Marx, the 52-year-old president of the New York Public Library, was massively inconvenienced on Sunday by marathon road closures. No problemo! He just threw his Audi A4 (registered to the library) into reverse, floored it — and slammed it into a garbage truck on East 138th St. » 11/08/11 2:15pm 11/08/11 2:15pm

It's Never Been Easier to Drive Drunk in D.C.

High-level bungling and a lack of proper funding has left the nation's capital without a functioning breath test program, and police officers have told The Washington Post that they're reluctant to arrest people on suspicion of driving drunk because they're given crappy equipment. With only unreliable breath test… » 4/11/11 4:09am 4/11/11 4:09am

NDrive GPS Navigation Unit Includes Breathalyzer

I'm still having a bit of a hard time wrapping my brain around this concept. The G400 is a GPS navigation unit from NDrive that includes a breathalyzer. I guess it is a good way to judge whether or not you should be driving, but my usual rule of thumb is that if I've had enough drinks to warrant the use of a… » 2/22/08 10:00am 2/22/08 10:00am

Celebrate Fat Tuesday With A Gas Can Flask

Super Tuesday, schmuper Tuesday. It's Fat Tuesday, period. Go cast your ballot early and get ready to celebrate the start of Mardi Gras with tons and tons of drinking. If you are still stuck at the office, there is one way to get a head start on the celebration, and it is with this gas can flask. Fill her up with your… » 2/05/08 1:30pm 2/05/08 1:30pm

You Want Cellulosic Ethanol? Ante Up, Washington!

According to this article out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, a new plant is Louisana that will make 1.4 million gallons of ethanol from cellulosic sources (e.g., wood chips, corn cobs, etc.) will begin production next year. But that won't be enough, states the article, and it never will be if the feds… » 2/26/07 5:00pm 2/26/07 5:00pm

Ah, The Joys of Vodka: Lithuanian Pedestrian Defies Death, Incites Angst

Pain, pain on the Baltic. How to drown such existential ache out? With distilled spirits of grain or potate, of course. Then, when numbed to one's desired level of comfort, it's time to head home and pass out on a soft, warm bed of Khruschev-era surplus straw mattress in a tepid-water flat. But how to cross the… » 12/28/06 11:30pm 12/28/06 11:30pm

Hold the Sake! Japanese Automakers Working On Booze Lockouts

Toyota and Nissan are both accelerating development of lockouts that would make it difficult or impossible for a tippler to travel. Nissan's contemplating a very long PIN code that would be hard for a drunk to operate, while Toyota's playing with breathalyzer technology. The effort follows a rash of media coverage in… » 9/15/06 3:00pm 9/15/06 3:00pm

Athletics Pitcher Esteban Loaiza's Ferrari Goes Faster Than His Pitches!


Only a pitcher for the Oakland Athletics could be picked up by the California highway patrol driving 120 mph in his Ferrari, fail a sobriety test and then be locked up in jail on suspicion of a DUI. Where we come from, we call that guilty of a DUI. But then again — we're from Detroit — we don't have a working bus… » 6/15/06 3:18pm 6/15/06 3:18pm