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10/31/08
Bears are primarily YOUR nation's number one threat because we have been training them to deal with Americans who come to Canada and stay too long. And by "deal with", I mean "eat". Unfortunately they enjoy their work a little too much, and it might have gotten a little out of hand. Still, there are almost 10x more of you than there are of us, so no big loss.
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Every once in a while.
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A few lawyers or doctors buy a cabin and some land in the woods, then spend most of the year planting specific types of grass that deer eat. Then for a couple months in the winter, they get drunk and sit in a small treehouse all day until the deer come across the field to eat the grass. Then they kill them.
At least most of them eat the animals. But the sporting methods to this form of "hunting" is questionable, in my mind. It's the safe way to go...at least for the people. The public hunting grounds are a pretty scary free-for-all.
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I am all in favour of hunting for food. I have a freezer full of moose, deer, bear and buffalo. Hunting for sport, though... I'm in favour of hunting those hunters.
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Build roads, save the cows!
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Side note. Bears are also quite tasty. Bear smokies, if made by the right deli, are absolutely delicious.
Mmmmm, need more in my tummy than just breakfast scotch.
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Isn't that population growth inversely proportional to human population growth ?
I say screw the bears, build more roads.
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Don't they have laws against that sort of thing?
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It's not like the Alberta Grizzlies are all registered voters and they're being disenfranchised.
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Personally, I think all the bears are just leaving Alberta because the scenery is boring; the logging roads are just giving them more ways to get out.
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No, we haven't been a threat since '85 ::rolls eyes::
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One of my best friends is a Bears fan. I had to go there.
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