<![CDATA[Jalopnik: alaska]]> http://tags.jalopnik.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jalopnik: alaska]]> http://jalopnik.com/tag/alaska http://jalopnik.com/tag/alaska <![CDATA[Truck Saves Alaskan From Man-Eating Polar Bear]]> These pictures were captured during a deadly game of hide-and-seek between a hungry polar bear and an Alaskan man who stumbled into its path.

The bear — the only species known to actively hunt humans — stalked the man as he left his job as a surveyor in Barrow, the northernmost town in Alaska.

At first, he tried to hide behind the truck until, sensing his presence, the bear dived across the hood and pursued the man in circles around his locked Ford. Unable to unlock the doors quickly enough to evade his pursuer, the man gambled that the GM pickup parked a few feet over was unlocked. As he reached it the bear caught up and mauled the man, leaving over 100 deep claw marks in his back and head. Somehow, the man escaped, crawling through the unlocked door of the GM just in time.

As polar bears face food shortages and destruction of their habitats, they’re increasingly turning to humans — usually their trash — as a source of food. Polar Bears International claims only one human has been killed in the US by the creatures, which can grow up to 10 feet tall, in the last 30 years. [via the Daily Mail]

Photography credit: Roger Nilsson

Thanks for the tip, Jerry!

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<![CDATA[E85 Gas Pumps Pass 1,800 Mark, Still Can't Find One In Sarah Palin's Alaska]]> A new report shows the number of E85 ethanol pumps in the U.S. has grown nearly 28% in the past year, surpassing the 1,800 mark with 1,693 available for public use. The states with the most E85 pumps are, as you'd expect, in the corn belt, including Minnesota, Illinois and Missouri. Just don't expect to find them in every corner of the country: Despite the growth in E85 availability, seven states still don't have any E85 pumps, including Alaska. Considering E85 expansion is part of our current national energy policy, it makes us wonder if Governor Palin should revise her favorite chant to "distill, baby, distill."

But, of course, the problem with ethanol remains one of economics rather than availability. E85 costs about 18% less nationwide than a gallon of gasoline despite containing 23-28% less energy. When the cost to grow, process, distill and transport that ethanol is taken into account, the math just doesn't work out in favor of corn likker . But we are glad our farmer friends are finally able to afford those new Sea Rays. [Green Car Congress; Image Credit: EPA]

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<![CDATA[Sarah Palin Brings Youth, Feathered Hair And Mustang Grande To The McCain Ticket]]> We were speculating just last week about what appeared to be Barack Obama's '61 Dodge Lancer (as well as his 2000 Grand Cherokee), wondering what the McCain camp could do to counter the old Mopar's awesomeness… when here comes a shot of McCain running mate Sarah Palin posing by a '73 Ford Mustang Grande with the most 80s hair imaginable! If not for the trees and stuff in the background, this photo could easily have been lifted right out of my high school yearbook. Can you hear the strains of Judas Priest and smell the burning seeds and stems? She's 9 years older than the car - and yes, it does make me feel old to realize that a major party's VP candidate is about my age - which means the equivalent McCain photo would feature a sporty '46 Ford Super Deluxe Coupe.


Speaking of stems and seeds, here's a shot from the Alameda High 1984 yearbook, showing the cheerleaders sitting on a new Corvette at the local Chevrolet dealership. Yet some folks feel compelled to celebrate 80s nostalgia. Thanks to Rognbrow for the tip!

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<![CDATA[Land Rover Defender Crosses Bering Strait From Russia To Alaska]]> As part of an amazing trip from the UK to Alaska, a British farmer crossed the 56-mile-wide Bering Strait in his Land Rover. The 2007 Defender 110 was the latest vehicle in a development process that began back in 2004. Two giant flotation devices were fitted to each side of the SUV, which had been stripped down to the bare essentials to decrease weight. In a design similar to Richard Hammond's amphibious Van, a propeller was attached to the Land Rover's drivetrain to push the vehicle through the water. So how long did the voyage take?

The 10,379-mile trip from the UK to Alaska lasted an exhausting 50 days, with Steve Burgess and Dan Evans making the final voyage across the strait in 18 hours and 50 minutes. Why so long? The two actually had to take cover from the weather for quite a while on the island of Little Diomede partway through. Perhaps Jeremy Clarkson will bust out his Toyboata for a go at breaking the record. [CapeToCape via MotorAuthority]

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<![CDATA[American City With Most Taxis Per Capita?]]> Yep, it's Bethel, Alaska! With 70 taxis serving a population of 5,900, Bethel's 1:84 cab/resident ratio blows away New York City's miserable 1:149 figure. The reason? Bethel is inaccessible by road, so all vehicles must be flown or barged in; add to that the $5/gallon cost of gas and it just makes sense to call a cab. We just hope the drivers look out for moose. [Seattle Times]

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<![CDATA[Hawaiian Man Dies In Alaskan Moose Wreck]]> This story, grim as it may be, reminds me of the William Faulkner quote, delivered in France in 1959 (the year Alaska and Hawaii were made the 49th and 50th states): "The difference between my country and your country is that we're still adding stars to our flag!" Yeah, Bill had had a few nips at the ol' flask by that point, but the fact remains that the idea of a man from Hawaii renting a car in Alaska and meeting his demise by crashing into a moose is a strange one. What would be the equivalent for an Alaskan in Hawaii? Driving his rented car into a fresh lava flow? Honolulu Star-Bulletin

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<![CDATA[In Russia, Alaska Tunnels You! Bering Strait Access Plan Pondered]]>

A patchwork of state organizations and private companies are forwarding a $65 billion plan to dig a tunnel under the Bering Strait from Russia to Alaska. The project would serve dual purposes of transport way and pipeline from Siberia's oil reserves. It would also bring the dream of driving around the world to the halfway point. (In other news, a $100 quintillion plan to connect Ireland with Boston was hatched today over copious pints of Harp at Ned Devine's.) We're hoping the resulting roadway won't be as treacherous as Russia's Lefortovo tunnel, shown above.

Russia Plans World's Longest Tunnel, a Link to Alaska [Bloomberg]

Related:
In Russia, Car Crashes into YOU!: Accidents in the Lefortovo Tunnel [internal]

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<![CDATA[Something In Our Synapses Assures Us We're Okay: Is BP Greenwashing? Is it Worth Anything?]]>

We're in a play of slow decay orchestrated by Boltzmann/It's entropy/It's not a human issue/ Entropy/It's matter of course/ Entropy/Energy at all levels/Entropy/ From it you cannot divorce
-Greg Graffin
We have to admit that a large percentage of our high-school vocabulary was derived by listening to far too much Bad Religion. That said, having grown up in a household environment that was equal parts scientific and spiritual, as the son of parents who'd nosedived from the cliff of idealism and went searching for a measure of truth in a chaotic world (and having fully inherited the idealistic gene, which may have led us into fascism or some other terrible totalitarian thing if it weren't for punk rock), we've gotta say that we found the discussion on whether BP, who just jacked up gas prices on us, has greenwashed itself, rather interesting.

Will we defend BP? No, not exactly. Their inattention to their pipeline has screwed everyone, including themselves. They post profits in the billions every quarter, and while they're a leader, as far as large-scale companies go, in renewable energy, they've put too much into the corporate coffers in exchange for the neglect of their pipelines and/or not enough into the study and perfection of viable renewable resources. That said, eco-heads who complain seem to have this idea that if we simply conserve enough and major corporations who are seriously under the gun unveil the technology they've been hiding from us due to some sort of collusion, we can all live forever.

Dear people. There is such a thing called entropy. We are constantly losing energy to it. And frankly, although we are morally opposed to forced sterilzation (and the whole eugenics thing freaks us out, too), we would encourage the really stupid among members of our species to get tubal ligations and vasectomies. Or at the very least, commit yourselves to miserable, sex-free lives. Unless you're gay and stupid. Then have at it. We also encourage laws that would make it easier for intelligent homosexuals to adopt.

So what in God's name does this rant have to do with cars? Everything. Every time you buy a new car, you deplete more resources. Every time you buy a new part for your old car, you do the same. Every time you buy a part from a junkyard and recondition it, you're causing energy and matter to be cast aside. Plus, the mechanic has to eat. Eventually the composition of the energy and matter in the world will shift. New species will emerge; old ones will mutate and adapt or die.

Honestly, the question is, do we want to leave the world to our children as we found it? For example, is a reduction in racism and growth in intercultural understanding due to easy international travel and the production of the electricity used to disseminate information worth the polar ice caps?

And the answer to that question is entirely open-ended. We'll go back to driving our V8-powered car and not consuming meat or now. It really isn't easy being green.

Lessons to Learn From BP's Latest Misstep [Treehugger]

Related:
More on the environment [Internal]

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<![CDATA[Breaking! Four Bucks A Gallon, Here We Come! BP Goes Oops In Alaska, Shuts Off 8% Of US Crude]]>
Although "BP" changed their name to "Beyond Petroleum" in its marketing, it never officially changed the name of the company. That's because the company all about "listening to the concerns and criiticisms of real people" is still chained to that ol' carbon fuel source o' oil. Now, due to what's being called "corroded lines" in the company's primary Alaskan oil field, they're needing to shut down distribution of all crude from the state with a bridge to nowhere. And that accounts for somewhere around 8% of US crude production, or 2.6%. of American oil supply. Markets aren't reacting so well to the news, with oil surging $1.53 a barrel to $74.57. How much do we wanna bet BP will still have record profits this next quarter? The quarter after that? Perhaps the quarter after that one?

But the bigger point is nobody should expect price drops ever again. When will folks remember oil's a commodity that doesn't just appear out of nowhere. Two and a half this summer was an easy target, we're thinking three bucks next summer, four bucks the summer after that — the sky's the limit really. Hmm, glad we filled up last night.

BP shutdown to remove 8 pct. of US crude [Yahoo! News]

Related:
Five Ways To Save Gas This Summer [internal]

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<![CDATA[Gats and SUVs in Anchorage]]>

We haven't checked the stats, but somehow we doubt that Anchorage is exactly East Oakland with snow. Although we once had some adventures with snow in East Oakland — but that's neither here nor there and a long time ago. Regardless, some people are alarmed with the increasing rate of drive-by-type violence in Alaska's largest city. And in ways, we have to agree. We think the wild-frontierness of Alaska is pretty cool, but there's really no reason to drive around capping people. Actually, there's no good reason to drive around capping people in general. Unless, of course, you're Dick Cheney. But then you just do it on foot. Dickie, grab your gun and get up there. There's oil under that thar tundra!

With all eyes on kids, guns and cars, there can be hope for our city [Anchorage Daily News]

Related:
Car Shootin' Couple Apprehended in Utah [Internal]

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<![CDATA[Fisherhooners: Alaskan Dipnet Fishermen Disregard Traffic Laws]]>

Authorities south of Anchorage are planting temporary advisory flags to remind motorists that 45 mph might be a safe speed considering that dipnet fishermen are running back and forth across roads trying to enlarge their catch quotient, often with little regard toward vehicles, resulting in mad skid marks, both on the road, and probably in the shorts of drivers, as well.

Troopers say cars taking evasive action to avoid hooligan fishermen [KTVA]

Related:
Toyota Pickup Found in Alaska River, Runs! [Internal]

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<![CDATA[Dog's Daughter Killed in Car Wreck]]> dog_thumb.jpg

How's this for tragic irony? Massively-mulleted Duane "Dog" Chapman, bounty hunter and reality-TV star, lost his 23-year-old daughter, Barbara Katy Chapman, the day before his wedding. Tragic to the nth degree, non? The irony comes into play here: Ms. Chapman was riding in a stolen car that went off the road near her home in Fairbanks, Alaska. A tangled web woven, for sure. Our condolences to the Chapmans.

Daughter Of TV's 'Dog The Bounty Hunter' Dies Before His Wedding [WNBC]

Related:
Britney Spears' Baby Buggy Blunder Not Illegal, But Still Dumb as Federline [Internal]

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<![CDATA[Toyota Pickup Found in Alaska River, Runs!]]>

When Top Gear spent something like three shows bashing, drowning and torching a Toyota pickup (then threw it off a building), we weren't surprised when, after the abuse ended, it still ran. We've got a '93 ToyPup in the Jalopnik fleet, parked in the woods somewhere in upstate New York, that fires up like a schoolkid in June every time we turn the key — that is, when we bother to visit the poor dear. But recently in Alaska, a 1984 Toyota pickup was fished out of the Kenai River after four months of submersion, and — after a right draining and flushing — the bugger was still a' functioning. I smell a contest. Ford, you interested?

They Don t Build Em Like This Anymore - Kenai River surrenders a lost pickup truck [Dubspeed Driven]

Related:
Toyota Has Difficulty Building Tundra Hybrid [internal]

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