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    WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    BMW and Audi settle their differences with billboards.


    BMW and Chevy settle their differences with twisted metal.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    Note to self: We have a new Least Durable Car champion. It's German.
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    Image of Streak Streak
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    Amateur hour all around in that video...
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/18/09

    @Streak: Yes indeed.
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    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    What Daewoo has to do to get some attention...
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    Once upon a midday racing, while we cautioned, slowing, pacing,
    Due to many quaint collisions of the automotive gore,
    While I slowed up, clearly braking, suddenly there came a shaking,
    As of someone harshly smacking, smacking at my right side door.
    "Fucking Cruze," I muttered, "smacking at my right door;
    Only this, and nothing more."


    /Pau

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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/18/09

    @Ash78: Nicely played, sir.
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    Image of 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    Pau!! Right in the kisser!
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/18/09

    @03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche: (a begrudging golf clap)
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    Some may question why that black Focus was backing into the burning wreckage of another car. As a former Focus owner, however, I COMPLETELY understand.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    Those BMWs sure look fragile.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    Holy crap, I've seen less carnage at monster trucks.


    Anyone know where I can get some torrents?

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    I don't know what I think of this article. I'm not sure if it has any effect on me whatsoever. Its not that I dislike the post, I just don't think it has any relevancy...I'm just thinking about it, I'm not sure yet.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/18/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx thanks for the: I'm holding my breath, waiting for your response.


    I don't have one yet either, but I can't see the video.

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    05/18/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: After careful deliberation...I don't think this has any bearing on my life. I've lost it to the void in my head where all ineffective thoughts go.
     Reply
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    Holy crap there was all kinds of carnage in that clip. What is this, high-stakes LeMons?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/18/09

    @Jo Schmo: Not much more skill, it seemed.
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    Image of dopplerd dopplerd
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    Either an engineer is furiously redesigning the door latches or a marketing person is writing copy about the Chevy Cruze's new "easy escape" feature.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/18/09

    @dopplerd: I was wondering the same thing.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    05/18/09

    @dopplerd: Either an engineer is furiously redesigning the door latches or a marketing person is writing copy about the BMW's new "easy escape" feature.
     Reply
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    Chevy Cruze Car Causes Chaos.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/18/09

    @Flathead Smith: Bimmer Boss Baffled
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    Image of sdvictor sdvictor
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    Irony
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    05/18/09

    @sdvictor: the opposite of wrinkly, the current shape of the BMWs body panels.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/18/09

    In reply to WTCC Chevy Cruze Pace Car Takes Out BMW In Pau
    You can't encourage sales if you aren't selling the car. Hurry the fuck up, GM.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    05/18/09

    @FromaBuick6: Give em a break. This small, fuel-efficient car thing could be a fad. Our country has other things to worry about, like the outcome of the Watergate trial.
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