My kids are asleep and my wife's is sick. That means I'm bored. So I present a challenge to you. Find an advert for your first car. Sounds easy, but here is the twist, it has to be the correct trim level. So, if your first car was a clapped out 1994 Honda Civic DX, then no fair posting an ad for an Si.
Remember XtraNormal, the text-to-speech video website that brought us, among other clips, the glorious, profanity-laden HTC Evo vs. iPhone 4 video? Geico used it to create their latest TV spot. Is it brilliant, lazy, or both?
What It's Selling: SG Pickups
Where It's At: China
What This Ad Intends To Say: We can hold lots of classified advertisements.
What It's Selling: DHL Delivery
Where It's At: Nowhere yet, fiction
What This Ad Literally Says: "When your client wants the job done yesterday."
What This Ad Intends To Say: If you're a fancy business consultant of some kind getting stuff to your clients fast is important and we can help with that.
BMW has created an absurdly huge billboard complete with what appears to be real cars stuck on the side. Total size of the Moscow-based advertisement is said to be over 65,000 square-feet. With functioning lights on the vehicles it all feels like a strange sideways highway for some sort of new anti-gravity-generating…
Here's another in a long line of jittery Japanese-market car ads, this one showing how a pack of tie-wearing Toyota shoprats can whomp together an '84 Corolla for fashion-deranged monogloved chopsocky experts and fedora-wearing, flask-in-bottom-drawer newsies alike, all thanks to the mighty powers of the Munificent…