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What It's Selling: DHL Delivery

Where It's At: Nowhere yet, fiction

What This Ad Literally Says: "When your client wants the job done yesterday."

What This Ad Intends To Say: If you're a fancy business consultant of some kind getting stuff to your clients fast is important and we can help with that. » 7/17/08 3:45pm 7/17/08 3:45pm

BMW's Massive Russian Billboard Dangles Real Cars

BMW has created an absurdly huge billboard complete with what appears to be real cars stuck on the side. Total size of the Moscow-based advertisement is said to be over 65,000 square-feet. With functioning lights on the vehicles it all feels like a strange sideways highway for some sort of new anti-gravity-generating… » 3/31/08 5:00pm 3/31/08 5:00pm