Early Results Are in: Gawker Media Census Proves You’re a Bunch of Sports-loving Couch Hogs

Last week we asked you to take the 2012 Gawker Media Census, and in return offered one lucky survey-taker the opportunity to win a new iPad. Well, early responses are in, and we learned some interesting info about you guys—like the fact that 60% of your butts are firmly planted on 60% of your sofas when sports are on…

You Have Unbounded Confidence in Your Manliness, as Does the All-New Volkswagen Beetle

Driving an all-new, redesigned 2012 Beetle around is akin to, say, walking your neighbor's Yorkie, or signing up for a ballet class. You are going to get attention from women. And they're going to think you are quite splendid and secure for being evolved enough to see the new Beetle for what it is: a sporty,…