Adriana Lima is typically near the top of everyone's "most beautiful people in the world" list and usually in a catalog on the bottom of many a young man's sock drawer. Now we have the Internet. And, thanks to the ad wizards at Kia, five hours of her waving a flag in slow motion.
Kia's Super Bowl ad throws every testosterone-filled cliché at you in the hopes of that some coolness will rub off on its Optima family sedan. Why? Because this is how things are done now. The only way to surprise us now is with subtlety.
This is Adriana Lima showing off the $2 million Victoria's Secret "Bombshell Fantasy Bra" complete with 18-karat white gold and 3,000 jewels. Can you identify the car she's in? Can you even tell there's a car? Additional photo below.