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    Image of .357 .357
    05/27/09

    In reply to Vigilante Canadian TSX Forum Nabs Alleged Thief, Troll
    Great troll, my Canadian brother.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/27/09

    In reply to Vigilante Canadian TSX Forum Nabs Alleged Thief, Troll
    I actually read the whole thing, and wow, that deserves to be made into an episode of CSI: Forums or something. I feel only pity for him, although I do hope he wins a Darwin Award or something.


    I wonder if his sister appreciates all the publicity she is getting?

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    Image of 1000songs 1000songs
    05/27/09

    @Mobius_1: You only get a Darwin award if you take yourself out of the genepool. Otherwise it's just a $5 stupidity fine.


    And his sister Daniela gives a mean sit and spin....

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    05/27/09

    @1000songs: What I meant to say was that he would be doing us all a favour if he made himself eligible for the Darwin Award.
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    Image of JCWhitless JCWhitless
    05/27/09

    @Mobius_1: Came for pics of the sister....


    ....can't find any.

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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    05/27/09

    In reply to Vigilante Canadian TSX Forum Nabs Alleged Thief, Troll
    Anybodu remember a similar deal witha guy from Florida? I think his name was "Joe Dono"? What is it with some of these guy's and a total lack of any brains? Too much "NAWSE!!!!!!?
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    05/27/09

    @Vintage Racer is sooooo getting fired for this: I would so kill for an edit button......
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    Image of Dukie Dukie
    05/27/09

    @Vintage Racer is sooooo getting fired for this:


    Dono was a douchebag that didn't want to pay for $16K worth of work done to his car by a shop. Then again, the shop was stupid for doing $16K worth of work with no money down.

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    05/27/09

    @Dukie: Yeah... I was going more for the whole idiot posting thing....
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/27/09

    In reply to Vigilante Canadian TSX Forum Nabs Alleged Thief, Troll
    I've got thrown in a vortex of trollage and linked posts for almost 40 minutes. That guy should watch his back.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/27/09

    In reply to Vigilante Canadian TSX Forum Nabs Alleged Thief, Troll
    This kind of reminds me of "The Claw."


    Wasn't he Canadian as well?


    Brazen thiefs in Canada-

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/27/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: not thiefs- thieves- damn- where's my espresso-
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    Image of Dukie Dukie
    05/27/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli:


    Ahh yes. The Claw stole a 1991 GT-R Skyline from a person on beyond.ca. It was near Calgary.


    [forums.beyond.ca]

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/27/09

    @Dukie: I thought he was Canadian.
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    Image of Subarufu Subarufu
    05/27/09

    In reply to Vigilante Canadian TSX Forum Nabs Alleged Thief, Troll
    I tried to read the thread earlier, but there is too much boring to sift through. Cliff notes and your imagination are better.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/27/09

    @Subarufu: Same with the Transformers movie.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    05/27/09

    In reply to Vigilante Canadian TSX Forum Nabs Alleged Thief, Troll
    BTW; there was a story in the Pulitzer prize winning LA Times a few years back about a Boyle Heights body shop owner who had his semi-tricked out Datsun 510 stolen. A few days after the theft, it rolled into his shop, and the "owner" got out and asked about getting the windows tinted. After explaining the situation to the thief, the body shop guy sat on him until the po-po arrived. I think he out-weighed the teen car thief by a good 175 lbs. Good times, good times.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/27/09

    @Graverobber: I realized quite a while ago- there are no limits on stupidity. It might be the only thing out there with an infinite supply.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    05/27/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Invent an engine that runs on stupidy and retire early... then watch as all of the cars that run on stupidity take abrupt turns into trees and large ditches.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/27/09

    @acarr260: I thought that was what GPS was for.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    05/27/09

    @pauljones: Very true. This week is the first time I have used one (visiting Chicago) and I still don't understand how people drive off of cliffs and such.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/27/09

    @acarr260: I think that's called a slot machine.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/27/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Old Roman saying: "Against stupidity, even the gods struggle in vain."
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/27/09

    In reply to Vigilante Canadian TSX Forum Nabs Alleged Thief, Troll
    Yes, yes, yes, multiple Canadian references, even though it's not strictly relevant, in the hopes that we can get the commentariat up into a Canada-bashing frenzy and generate more clickies. Well, here you go, token Canadian posting a response.


    Also: not sure about how you do things down there, but here in Canada, we spell it "Thief".

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    Image of FLB is on vacation FLB is on vacation
    05/27/09

    @Deartháir: I can't get Youtube because I'm at work, but about a decade ago, some idiot stole a racing Acura Integra at the Toronto Grand Prix. The car was awaiting inspection after winning its class in the Magna Series (now the Grand-Am Koni Series). The idiot and his friend went out for a joyride on the track. The police eventually caught them.


    What is it with Acuras bringing out the stupidity in people?

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/27/09

    @Deartháir:


    Yeah. but you don't really count. You may live in Edmonton, but the truth is, you're a yankee at heart.


    You know it's true....

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    05/27/09

    @FLB is in love with the Indy 500: It's the VTEC, yo.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    05/27/09

    @Deartháir: Only because people like Michael Moore convince us that there is no crime in Canada, thus making a story like this all the more entertaining and shocking.


    Waiting for the "RCMP just kicked in, yo!" meme.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/27/09

    @pauljones: CALGARY is the American city. Edmonton's reasonably normal, with horrendously bad roads just like the rest of Canada.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/27/09

    @Deartháir: Denial is the first stage of acceptance.


    And no messing with Calgary, either. Calgary gave us Stephanie Ly, so it's good in my books.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/27/09

    @Deartháir: We used to go up to Canada (Montreal, St Catherine's Street) every year on the Fourth of July. We (about 30 of us guys) would stay in a hotel on St. Catherine's Street and hang a huge American flag from the balcony. Most people were cool and wished us a Happy 4th- some got mad (I understood, its national pride)- to those who got mad we would shout "It's only a matter of time."
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/27/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Try that in Mexico.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/27/09

    @pauljones: Make that France. That place is becoming a social boiler about to explode.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/27/09

    @Syrax: I'll bring the cake.
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    05/27/09

    @pauljones: I'm bringing the striped shirts and berets.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/27/09

    @Syrax: France looks like a violent place right now.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/27/09

    @Ash78: Well, if it's any indication, I left my sunroof and windows open accidentally last night, and I live in a rough part of town. I have a touchscreen in-dash DVD player, a GPS unit, an iPod, a netbook, a radar detector, some magazines, and a huge wad of Canadian Tire money. Not only was nothing touched, but at about 11PM someone came and tapped on my living-room window. "Is that your car? Thought you should know, the windows and sunroof are open, and it's supposed to rain tonight!"
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/27/09

    @Deartháir: That's it. I'm moving to Canada.
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    05/27/09

    @Deartháir: I live in a nice part of Indiana. Generally, I would say people would agree that the midwest is pretty safe and all, but that car would be gone if it were parked here. Hell, someone tried to steal my '87 Chevy camping truck. I thought they tried to loot it (it's unlocked 24/7) and just got pissed that there was nothing of worth inside (surprise, that's why it's unlocked) because the steering column was broken one morning. A cop that I play poker with informed that you steal old Chevys in that manner. I'm not sure where I'm giong with this any longer, but I am in awe of how people act in a bad part of town in Canada v/s a nice part of the Bible Belt in the US.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/27/09

    @Deartháir: Damn, that's great. Where do you live again? In Utopia?


    Some once punched out my lock for the change in my center console. The funny thing was that it was my convertible. I was so glad they didn't slice my top.

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/27/09

    @Deartháir: Wow, that niceness totally outweighs loners in Nitros. Which of our Canadian commenters was that again?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/27/09

    @Mobius_1: Speaking of which, there was a to-die-for hot blonde in the lineup in front of me in Tim Horton's this morning. I had a hard time remembering what I wanted to order, she was that distracting.


    She then left and climbed into a Nitro.


    Now, if she wants to park outside my workplace and Nitro herself with an open sunroof, that puts a whole new spin on everything.

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/27/09

    @Deartháir: Now, now, we gentlement wouldn't ignore the stress calls of a damsel-in-distress, would we? :)
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/27/09

    @Deartháir: Clickies make Jalopnik happy.


    @FLB is in love with the Indy 500: Maybe it's the badge.


    @Ash78: I live in Rexdale, a part of Toronto. More murders happen here than in any other neighbourhood. My friend got a brand new radio unit for his crappy Sunfire. Middle of the night, glass broken and it was taken. I also heard a story about a kid who had his iPod on him, was stabbed and robbed. In fact, there was even a stabbing at a Sikh temple. Not to mention, my old car was stolen while parked in my driveway. Shit happens here.

     Reply
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    05/27/09

    In reply to Vigilante Canadian TSX Forum Nabs Alleged Thief, Troll
    ...nothing happening until the suspect started reposting on the forum. . .


    That needs to be read in the voice of the impossibly white-toothed sheriff John Burnell.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/27/09

    @Graverobber: "Now the only trolling THIS Acura fan will be doing will be in the prison showers... IN JAIL!"
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/27/09

    @Graverobber: How come he never shows when the thief gets away?
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/27/09

    @Deartháir: *dubbing sound of oversteer in the dirt*
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    05/27/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: They do: they say he was locked up, he was arrested, they caught him later, but when they do, they show it.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/27/09

    In reply to Vigilante Canadian TSX Forum Nabs Alleged Thief, Troll
    What an idiot.


    I hope someone holds him down.


    They can call me if they need a brick.


    They can do the Robert DeNiro "Goodfella's" kick on him-- you know the kick-- it's the one where his arm swings in circles while he kicks the guy.

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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    05/27/09

    In reply to Vigilante Canadian TSX Forum Nabs Alleged Thief, Troll
    And in a similar manner, the Jalop commenteriat overthrew Wes' math skills and was trolled, heavily. Now there is no evidence and none of us will be given the chance to live out our dreams of being a vigilante, of proper units.
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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    05/27/09

    @maximum-sienna: No one knows what you're talking about...
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/27/09

    @maximum-sienna: It is amazing how quick things disappear around here.


    Hey-where's my watch?

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/27/09

    @Matt Hardigree: I just hope you all learned your lesson that math jokes aren't funny. To anyone. At all.
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    05/27/09

    @Deartháir: Math is very serious business.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    05/27/09

    @maximum-sienna: Math is delicious!
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    05/27/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: No. You never had a watch. No watch disappeared because you never had a watch.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/27/09

    @Deartháir: Ahem:
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/27/09

    @Mobius_1: Then, I stand corrected, but I know I had pants, and....
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/27/09

    @Mad_Science: That's not a math joke, that's a creative expression one's appreciation for the wonders of boobies.


    And let's face it, boobies make ANYTHING better, even a math joke.

     Reply
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    05/27/09

    In reply to Vigilante Canadian TSX Forum Nabs Alleged Thief, Troll
    Please tell me it was primer gray. Otherwise, I refuse to believe it was actually part of an Acura bodykit.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/27/09

    @Ash78: Or the car is primer grey- and the spoiler is a contrasting color.


    Sometimes the spoiler is the only painted thing on the car.

     Reply
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    Image of Karsten Von Urea for All Sales Event Karsten Von Urea for All Sales Event
    05/27/09

    In reply to Vigilante Canadian TSX Forum Nabs Alleged Thief, Troll
    The TSX was a troll?
    So that's why all my mutual funds disappeared.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    05/27/09

    @Karsten von Urea for All Sales Event: Stock market joke, I like it - heart click.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/20/09

    In reply to Auto Review Line Of The Week: Vanity Fair's Stick Shift
    Oh, I've got to ask

    Why'd they capitalize "Gay"?

    Not a proper noun...
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    02/20/09

    @Fluffy, Pushbroom: So many of the popular celebrities these days are talking about "the gays" and how they love them so (Kathy Griffin, Tori Spelling, Margaret Cho, et al.) that "gay" is being used as a noun rather than an adjective. I would call myself gay (e.g. gay person, gay male, gay activist, etc.), not "a gay". But I am old-fashioned, and I find being a noun (proper or im-) to be too restrictive and more than a bit silly.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/20/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Oh no, I agree with you. If said celebrities wish to refer to homosexuals using a noun, I just found them one, right here in this sentence. There's always the good old-fashioned "gay man", too, of course. But those have extra syllables, you see...


    But it's not even the noun/adjective issue that gets me, it's the initial capitalization.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/20/09

    In reply to Auto Review Line Of The Week: Vanity Fair's Stick Shift
    Guy's surname is "Berk"

    What the fuck did we expect?

    Still rather funny
     Reply
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