<![CDATA[Jalopnik: Accidents]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jalopnik: Accidents]]> http://jalopnik.com/tag/accidents http://jalopnik.com/tag/accidents <![CDATA[ Ferrari F430 Wrecked In Metro Detroit Suburb ]]> Canton Center Road lies in the sleepy little Detroit suburb of Canton, and, aside from people wrecking brand new Ferrari F430's outside of the Post Office, not much happens there. If you've never been to the little burg, the scene of this crash isn't surrounded by any curves, hills, trees, blocked views...or anything, really — just a couple of posts protecting a fire hydrant. Apparently that was enough of a target for this 430's driver after tangling with a Nissan Sentra, of all things. Must have been delivering express mail.

[WreckedExotics]

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Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5061635&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ten-Year-Old Drives Drunks Home, Rolls Van At 90 MPH ]]> Last Sunday, a 10-year-old Tennessee boy was happily cruising along in a van at 90 MPH, taking some apparently too-drunk-to-drive associates home when he lost control and rolled the van, which came to rest on its roof. The only adults in the car, whose relation to the children (including another 10-year-old and one aged 6) in the van was not disclosed, were 43-year-old Randy Lewis (pictured) and Paula Elaine Evans. When the authorities arrived on the scene, Lewis admitted to having consumed at least 15 beers as well as some alcohol while Miss Evans pounded down as many unidentified pills as she could before police arrested her.

All five individuals where released from the hospital with minor injuries, and Lewis and Evans both went to jail for charges ranging from child endangerment and neglect to DUI, a charge which can be levied in Tennessee even if you aren't behind the wheel. After a performance like that, we sincerely hope nobody ever buys that dad a beer ever again. [WSBTV]

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Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:40:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5060707&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Is Your Candidate Worth Dying For? Study Reports Car Crash Risk Rises On Election Days ]]> MSNBC reports a study to be published in the Journal of the American Medical Association finds that, on average, your chance of dying in a car crash rises 18% on election day. Conducted by Canadian researchers, the study looked at presidential election days from Jimmy Carter's 1976 win through Bush/Kerry 2004 and discovered that an average of 24 more car-accident deaths were reported on those days than on other October and November Tuesdays. So is it solid science or just a socialist Canadian ploy to get us to abandon democracy?

Roy Lucke, senior scientist at Northwestern's Center for Public Safety, says "This is one of the most off-the-wall things I've ever read, but the science is good." The researchers behind the study cite causes for the mortality rise to people rushing to get to polling places with which they may not be familiar, often in the dark before or after work. The moral? Get out and vote, but do it during daylight hours and make sure you're driving a huge SUV so you're protected. [MSNBC]

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Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:20:00 EDT Andrew Stoy http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5057504&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Arizona State Fraternity Guys Vomit Into Traffic, Causing Accident ]]> Something crazy must have been in the air on Tuesday, because in addition to drunk tranny cops in Florida, we've got a group of Arizona State fraternity guys doing the old "gallon of milk in an hour challenge" and losing, puking milk off a footbridge and into the traffic below. A passing motorist slammed on the brakes to avoid the upchuck, causing a woman following behind to rear end the stopped car. Nobody was seriously injured in the accident, but police are hurling everything they've got at finding the guilty parties. [AZ Central]

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Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:30:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5054821&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ How Not To Right A Tipped Semi ]]> Our experience with industrial wrecking services is limited to the lost hours we spent inexplicably mesmerized by the Speed Channel show "Wrecked," but we're pretty sure this is not the correct way to right a tipped-over semi truck. Somewhere here a step was missed or a check not made, and as a result another heavy wrecker is going to be needed. Incident action plan... got one? In this case, kinda. [Youtube]

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Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5053142&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ John George Survives A Smashingly Good Flip At British Touring Car Championship ]]> Check out this spectacular flippin' crash from this past weekend's final round of the British Touring Car Championship at Brands Hatch. Sure, there was plenty of other drama, with the title race coming down to the wire before being won by Vauxhall driver Fabrizio Giovanardi. But as far as sensational moments go, this wreck is hard to beat. The driver of the Honda Integra, 47-year-old John George, was able to climb out of the car by himself, but he spent the night at the hospital just to be on the safe side. [via GridCrasher]

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Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:20:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5053045&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 2010 Audi A7 Caught Testing, Crashing Near The Nürburgring ]]> This Audi A7 mule was spied in Germany, but not ripping up the Nürburgring like you would expect. Rather, it was too busy bouncing off guardrails on a small country road located just off the racing circuit. It appears that the accident didn't involve any other vehicles (or any biodiesel), and the driver is said to be fine, but we can't be sure as to whether or not it was caused by a faulty component on the car or old-fashioned driver error. What is clear are the skid marks drawing a line straight into the left side guardrail— and then across the the road to the other guardrail. Looks like he must have been going pretty fast around that slippery sweeping turn. Oh well, at least Audi sent a trailer to drag it back home.

The long-rumored Audi A7 is expected to be a coupe-shaped sedan, in the same vein as the Mercedes CLS. Though obviously this particular mule is based on an old tarted-up A6. We'd think that would mean mere body damage like this wouldn't be a big deal, so we're assuming more was broken here than the exterior skin.

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Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:15:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5051180&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Biodiesel Spill Causes Chaotic Crashing At The Nürburgring ]]> The huge pileup in this video was the result of about 30 gallons of biodiesel fuel being spilled onto the track during a recent race at the Nürburging. It happened when a BMW 120d racer crashed, cracking his fuel tank open. The track was already wet, so the resulting oil slick, inconveniently located on a turn, was enough to cause the ensuing chaos. The shaky amateur video may not be the best quality, but the carnage is still clear to see. [via BridgeToGantry]

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Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5051139&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ AAA Supports Teenagers Driving Alone, Because Billy's Just Too Damn Talkative ]]> The American Automobile Association of Michigan is on a quest to strengthen the state's graduated licensing laws by restricting the number of passengers who can ride with a teen driver. Statistics show that teens transporting passengers are more likely to be involved in an accident; according to Jack Peet, Community Safety Services manager for AAA Michigan, "When there are multiple passengers, the crash risk is 3 to 5 times greater." Of course, loss of life is tragic, but it's the money that gets legislation moving, so AAA throws in its estimate that teen drivers cost society $34 billion in medical expenses, lost work, property damage, quality of life loss and other related costs in 2006 alone. Won't someone please think of the cost of the children? Full release after the jump.

AAA Supports Passenger Restrictions — Cites Recent Teen Driving Crashes

HB 4151 would make graduated licensing laws even stronger

DEARBORN, Mich., Sept. 12 /PRNewswire/ — Michigan's graduated driver licensing laws are among the best in the country, resulting in a dramatic decline in deaths and injuries since they were enacted in 1996. However, AAA believes that these laws can be further strengthened to help prevent even more deaths and injuries among teen drivers and their passengers.

A significant number of teen crashes in Michigan this spring and summer — including a fatal crash this week in Macomb County — have lawmakers taking a second look at legislation that would place restrictions on the number of passengers that can ride with a teen driver. House Bill 4151 would limit the number of teen passengers to one. AAA strongly supports this bill.

"According to a March 2008 report by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), when teenage drivers transport passengers there is a greatly increased crash risk, with greater risk associated with more passengers," said Jack Peet, Community Safety Services manager for AAA Michigan. "In fact, when there are multiple passengers, the crash risk is 3 to 5 times greater."

A recent analysis from AAA finds that crashes involving teen drivers ages 15 to 17 cost American society more than $34 billion annually in medical expenses, lost work, property damage, quality of life loss and other related costs in 2006.

"The impact of a teen crash extends beyond the emotional tragedies and physical injury at the crash scene, with costs that can extend to employers, families, the government and society overall," said Peet. "These economic figures provide one more reason for legislators to improve graduated driver licensing laws in their states."

New research by AAA shows an alarmingly high number of teens admit to engaging in very risky behavior behind the wheel. Some of these behaviors — like driving under the influence — are problems the safety community has battled for years. Others — like text messaging while driving — are new behaviors. They all pose a threat to road users and must be corrected by teens, parents and safe driving educators.

For additional information on teen driving visit AAA.com/safety.

Source: AAA Michigan

CONTACT: Jim Rink, +1-313-336-1513, or Nancy Cain, +1-313-336-1514, both
for AAA Michigan

Web site: http://aaa.com/safety

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Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:20:00 EDT Andrew Stoy http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5050005&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Six Perish In Massive Bee Swarm Following Chinese Truck Accident ]]> An accident involving a bee hive truck near Changchun, in Jilin province, China, has resulted in six deaths due to the ensuing swarm of angry bees. Three people were stung to death attempting to flee the scene and three more perished trying to avoid the accident and massive cloud of insects. In the pantheon of really terrible vehicles to crash, "bee hive truck" is right up there with munitions transporter and toxic waste shuttle. What a terrible way to go. [DailyMail, Photo credit Naturalplane]

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Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:00:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5049200&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NY Times Calls For Speed-Limited Vehicles, Uses Flawed Logic ]]> Writing in the New York Times yesterday, Kent A. Sepkowitz called for all new vehicles sold in the US to be limited to 75 MPH, saying, “Speeding is the cause of 30 percent of all traffic deaths in the United States — about 13,000 people a year.” He goes on to compare speeding to alcohol, which he says is responsible for 39 percent of all traffic deaths, “But unlike drinking, which requires the police, breathalyzers and coercion to improve drivers’ behavior, there’s a simple way to prevent speeding: quit building cars that can exceed the speed limit.” The thing is, Mr. Sepkowitz has his number wrong.

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, which Mr. Sepkowitz cites as his source, says 31% of people involved in fatal crashes in 2007 were speeding at the time. From this, we can draw several conclusions. The first is that while speed was a factor in these crashes, it is not given as the cause. The other obvious conclusion is that two thirds of people involved in fatal crashes were not speeding at the time. So, by Mr. Sepkowitz’s logic, isn't it actually safer to speed than it is to drive at or below the speed limit? Maybe we should call for a ban on not speeding.

There’s a huge gap in the NHTSA’s numbers, meaning we don’t know what percentage of overall speeding traffic, nor what percentage of overall law-abiding traffic, was killed in road accidents. Therefore it’s impossible to determine the true statistical danger of speeding. Nor does the study state what the actual cause of all the accidents was. If, for instance, a person was killed by a truck running a red light, while that person was speeding, would speed or the running of the red light be considered the cause? The NHTSA doesn’t know, but would in that case list speed as a factor. We'd list "running of the red light."

Mr. Sepkowitz goes on to contradict his own argument by stating that in 2006, “76 percent of speeding drivers killed in motor vehicle accidents had been drinking.” Wouldn't that suggest drinking, not speed, was the contributing factor to their deaths?

But how should we limit the performance potential of vehicles to a speed which Mr. Sepkowitz feels is safe? “It’s called cruise control. In its common application, cruise control maintains a steady speed, but a minor adjustment would assure that vehicles, no matter the horsepower, never go past 75 miles per hour.” Hmm, perhaps Mr. Sepkowitz should stick to his important day job — you know, being vice-chairman of medicine at the Sloan-Kettering cancer center — rather than playing amateur car mechanic. [via NYTimes.com]

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Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:40:00 EDT Wes Siler http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5046983&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Nissan GT-R Crashed In The USA ]]> Godzilla, or the new Nissan GT-R as some call it, has only just started stomping around our shores, already we've got our first report of a GT-R smashed up somewhere stateside. Details are vague (some say the GT-R got into some fisticuffs with a Corvette ZR1 in a dark alley) but it's clear the incident wasn't exactly a minor fender-bender. The forum fanboys at MyGTR think it may have had something to do with the GT-R being driven into a pizza parlor, so maybe it was trying to take out a Ferrari or something. Geez, whatever happened to fighting it out on the Nürburgring?

After seeing the first crash of a GT-R in Malaysia, and another one crunched by the boys at Top Gear, we're sadly starting to get used to the sight of Godzilla with battle scars. Perhaps the beast really is too fast to tame. (Hat tip to Joe!) [MyGTR]

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Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:00:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5044538&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Second $2 Million Bugatti Veyron Crashes, This Time Into British Wheat Field ]]> Apparently the second known Bugatti Veyron accident has occurred in the British countryside near West Berkshire, UK. The $2 million plus supercar lost control on a sweeping curve, plowed through a hedge line and ended up backwards in a wheat field. The pictures are of poor quality, but the damage seems pretty extensive (and expensive) with a thoroughly reshaped left fender, destroyed lower fascia and shattered windshield. Seems like another case of the driver not knowing the limits in a car far exceeding his abilities — won't someone please think of the supercars?

[GTSpirit]

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Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:52:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5044363&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lamborghini Murcielago In Deadly Accident On California's 101, Obliterated Almost Beyond Recognition ]]> Early this morning, a green Lamborghini Murcielago was completely destroyed in a deadly accident on California's 101 freeway in Woodland Hills. The car was spotted just before the incident allegedly undertaking in some very noteworthy speeding suspected to have resulted in the car punching through a guardrail and smashing into a parking structure. The unnamed driver was pronounce dead on the scene when police arrived and after watching the footage from the accident scene, we're not at all surprised. You know a wreck is bad when the only way to identify a car is by the wheels. At this rate, there won't be too many Murcielagos making it to classic status. (Hat tip to Noraa!) [LATimes]

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Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:28:47 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5043902&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tata Nano And Other Affordable Vehicles Could Increase Indian Road Deaths To 150,000 Per Year ]]> The Indian Transport Ministry estimates that the number of fatalities from road accidents could climb 50% to 150,000 a year by 2015 due to the rapid growth of vehicle ownership in the country. The World Bank estimates that at current levels (100,000 per year), India’s mortality rate is 14 for every 10,000 vehicles — seven times that of the developed world. Annual passenger vehicle sales in India are expected to reach two million units by 2010, double the current number, largely thanks to the massive increase in the number of affordable vehicles. The Tata Nano — at $2,500, the world’s cheapest new car — will make up a quarter of that increase alone; 250,000 of them will be built per year.

Lax safety and licensing standards and an insufficient infrastructure, combined with heavy and varied traffic (cars share the roads with trucks, rickshaws, motorcycles, mopeds, animals, pedestrians, vendors, carts and bicyclists) are largely to blame for India’s high rate of accidents. But the biggest killer is thought to be the huge numbers of new vehicles and new drivers flooding India’s roads. The already massively overcrowded thoroughfares are being pushed to the breaking point, literally. It’s a problem shared by other developing nations: The World Bank estimates that by 2020, the number of people killed by car accidents globally will increase from 1.2 to 2 million.

India plans to spend $500 billion over the next five years to repair and upgrade its transportation infrastructure, reports Business 24-7, but much of that will be spent on airports and seaports rather than on roads, and what money does reach them is largely expected to be lost to corruption and mismanagement. 90% of India’s passenger traffic and 65% of its freight travel by road.

Business 24-7 goes on to report that, “loopholes in the system put licenses in the hands of those ill equipped to drive, there is also a general apathy among consumers towards seat belts, air bags and even motorcycle helmets.”

Hormazd Sorabjee, the Editor of Autocar India says, “Safety is unfortunately not a big part of the purchase decision of Indian consumers. Our best-selling small cars are typically not the safest vehicles on the road because consumers are more worried about fuel efficiency and the cost of ownership, and would rather not pay for safety features such as air bags and anti-lock brakes."

The Tata Nano, for instance, doesn’t include airbags, antilock brakes or side-impact beams in its $2,500 price, but does claim to have passed the required frontal and side impact tests.

To counteract the increased accident and mortality rates, vehicle manufacturers are setting up their own driver training schools. "We do believe the need for training is becoming increasingly relevant due to the increase in vehicle volumes, high speed roads, enhanced performance of vehicles, and the requirement of specific skills for application on vehicles," says Debasis Ray, head of corporate communications at Tata. [Business 24-7 via Bikes In The Fast Lane]

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Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:40:00 EDT Wes Siler http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5043189&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lamborghini LP640 Tangles With Yamaha XJR1300, Results Smashing ]]> And the parade of wrecked Lamborghini LP640s continues as we peek in on a crash that happened in England between the ragin' bull and a now FUBAR'd Yamaha XJR1300. Without more detail there's no way to tell who was really at fault here or to know the condition of the motorcycle driver, but we do know that's going to be a hefty bill for the repairs on the Lambo. Looks like every panel on the right side is buggered in some way and that front left wheel seems to indicate its suspension is much worse for the wear. We'd advocate a "Save the LP640's" t-shirt, but it just doesn't roll off the tongue as well, and we're apathetic about the fate of a footballer's car anyway.


[Autoblog.nl via Autogespot]

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Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5042947&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Bentley Continental GT Crashes In Russian Countryside ]]> We're not sure exactly what series of events led to the remains of the Bentley Continental GT you see here, but it was probably the most excitement this piece of prime real estate in Krasnoyarsk, Russia has ever seen. We sometimes shed a tear when we see a mangled supercar, but for this Continential, not so much. Think about it: This was never a proper Bentley in the slab-sided, blower-equipped V8, rear-wheel-drive sense. No, the Continental GT has always been more of a new-money playboy's car, and as such, they should be expected to be crashed spectacularly much to the amusement of others. It's the circle of life... or something like that. So, to whomever ran this high-dollar motorcar into the Russian countryside, job well done.


[via englishrussia]

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Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:00:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5040704&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Bermuda Triangle-Like Russian Intersection Attracts Unnatural Number Of Crashes ]]> With a Twilight Zone-like eeriness, these photos show a compilation of accidents, all happening at one particular intersection in Russia. As with the Bermuda Triangle, there's no definitive reason why the spot has attracted so much chaos; in fact, every municipality probably has an intersection or two with a similar appetite for accidents. But rarely do you find one documented so...thoroughly.


[via englishrussia]

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Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:00:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5039029&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Audi R8 Jumps Into Roadside Canal, Can't Swim ]]> Apparently, the law of equivalent exchange is alive and well, for just as one Ferrari Enzo is rebuilt, an Audi R8 is destroyed... or at least it's really, really waterlogged. These pictures come from the Netherlands, where the straight, flat, canal-lined roads ultimately proved too challenging for the guy test driving this particular R8. That's right, the guy who boogered this one up was testing the car and lost control while driving at speeds up to an alleged 125 MPH. Dutch law calls this a total loss, so we're thinking this is the perfect time to dream up a more gonzo use for the 420 HP, 4.2-liter V8 at the heart of this beast. Now if only someone will get Wert to stop crying.

[AutoJunk.nl via Carscoop]

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Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:00:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5039330&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Semi Truck Tries To Outrun Speeding Train, Fails ]]> You have to wonder, at what point during this brief clip does the driver of the semi think, "This is a bad idea?" Is it before or after the railroad crossing gates close around him; before or after he tries to back his way out; before or after he tries to cross in front of a speeding train? Whatever the unknowable answer to that question is, the more amusing one is how long did it take him to clean his shorts out when it was all over? [YouTube]

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Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5038848&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Community College-Built 550 HP Ford Five Hundred Wrecked Returning From Dream Cruise ]]> In a sad follow-up to a story we brought you during our 2008 Woodward Dream Cruise coverage, the Ford GT-powered Ford Five Hundred built by Washtenaw Community College students was involved in an accident returning home from the Saturday event. Fortunately, no one was hurt, but newspaper reports of the incident state that the trailer containing the Five Hundred and a motorcycle swerved out of control and flipped, requiring both vehicles to be "cut from the trailer." To WCC and the entire automotive community, we mourn your loss today. Perhaps a GT500KR-powered Focus project would make you feel better. [MLive; Thanks, Mike the Dog]

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Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:20:00 EDT Andrew Stoy http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5038206&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ This Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 Is The Most Expensive Crash Ever... In India ]]> Indian Autos Blog, the lovers of all things automotive on the subcontinent, claim the smash-up of this Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 was the most expensive car crash in India's history. Whether or not that's true isn't really clear, but we're more interested in determining the "why." Perhaps the driver was just trying to imitate Bruce Wayne's intentional bull bashing. Then again, maybe he just lost control due to the bright yellow paint's magnetic traits. (Hat tip to Raja!)

[VKmag via Indian Autos Blog]

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Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:00:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=400191&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Witnesses Say Gumball Lambos Cause Trailer Crash On I-5, Video Seems To Show Otherwise ]]> Is the mere sight of a bunch of Italian supercars sufficient to turn a once-orderly California freeway into a maelstrom of destruction? That was the SigAlert report on a jackknifed SUV/trailer combo on I-5 in Orange County yesterday. However, the video above taken from the in-car dash-cam of one of the Gumballers may prove otherwise. (Hat tip to Alex!) [Team Polizei]

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Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:46:00 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=400160&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ UK Businessman Decapitates Self With Aston Martin DB7 ]]> Gerald Mellin An inquest into the death of Welsh gym owner Gerald Mellin has found the businessman decapitated himself in his Aston Martin DB7 after an argument with his estranged wife. According to the court, Mellin tied one end of a rope to a tree, climbed into his DB7 and wrapped the other end around his neck. Mellin then jammed the pedal down on the $173,000 car, driving into a busy main road, forcing other drivers to watch his horrific death. Police found his headless body still in the driving seat and his head on the back seat. But what caused Millen to kill himself with such heinous vehicular methodology?

Well, according to Mrs Mellin:

"We had split up and been to court. He wanted me to walk away from the farmhouse and the business and leave me with nothing...so we met in a pub after a court hearing and he started having a tantrum. As we made our way back to our cars he opened the boot and said: "There's my rope, that's what I'm going to kill myself with." I told him to grow up and give me the rope. But he just laughed."
Apparently, the court also ruled the day before his death that Mrs Mellin would be awarded an extra £100 ($192.00) a week in maintenance from her husband. Umm, talk about a low bar to set for suicide, right? [Daily Mail, Daily Star]

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Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:00:00 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=400143&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Fiat 500 Sacrificed By Audi Q7 To Encourage Crash Compatibility Standards ]]> This week ADAC, the German auto club, tried to convince automakers to consider small car crash compatibility when designing larger cars by obliterating a Fiat 500 with an Audi Q7. The point ADAC was trying to make is not that the Fiat 500 is unsafe — it actually scores five stars in Euro NCAP testing where the Audi Q7 only garners 4. Rather, the really awesome, slow-motion crash footage is intended to encourage automakers to engineer big cars with small-car crash survivability in mind. We don't know if it'll work, but you can just keep sending out crash test videos, ADAC. We'll keep scoring them to The Blue Danube. [Drive]

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Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=399523&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Porsche Carrera GT Suffers Death By Teenager ]]> This one comes to us from the offices of intrepid commenter Drachen, who chatted up the driver of this flatbed after seeing its cargo — the remains of a Porsche Carrera GT in an Atlanta-area parking lot. According to the driver, he'd just pulled an all-nighter driving from Miami to Atlanta to deliver the car to the shipping docks so it could be crated and sent back to Germany. Seems the car was destroyed at the hands of — you guessed it — a teenager, and on prom night, no less.

This is getting to be an epidemic here lately. First it was the flying M5, then it was a disintegrated SLR, followed closely by an upended M3. It's craziness. If you have a very nice, very fast car DO NOT GIVE THE KEYS TO YOUR DUMB KID. Given the baked-in stupidity of your average teen, mixed with the "Look how cool I am" braggadocio inherent in prom night, one would think this idea would have been self-evident to the Florida family who handed over the keys to little Timmy so he could impress his prom date. We have a secret for you, Timmy's dad: If you're loaded enough to have a Porsche Carrera GT, and Timmy can't seal the deal without driving it, little Timmy is a failure.

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Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:30:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=399313&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ BMW M3 Plowed Into House By Idiot Teen Driver ]]> Potential idiot parents take note — the 2008 BMW M3 is a finely crafted, high-performance, German-engineered rocket sled. It is not a present to buy for your LA-area 19-year-old. When parents like you buy cars like M3s for your kids, things like this happen — they pile a couple of guys in the car, then take it out for high-speed foolishness. At the peak of teenage testosterone, they will hit the "M button," rocket up a hill, lose control, jump a curb and bash into a house.

You do not have to one-up your idiot neighbors. In fact, do not buy your son a car at all. If you do, buy him a clapped-out 80's-era Volvo. We know you think your son deserves all the best, but he also doesn't deserve to turn into that idiot teen who gets ridiculed on the internet for crashing expensive BMW's into peoples houses — or for ramping off the end of a runway berm, killing everyone in the car. [E46Fanatics]

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Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:40:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398971&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Top Gear Crashes Nissan GT-R ]]> Top Gear Magazine was recently having some fun on the Isle of Man with a Nissan GT-R, but the playtime ended unexpectedly when the driver of the GT-R slammed on the brakes. That would be fine in any normal car, but Godzilla came to a halt so abruptly that the Audi behind it just couldn't stop quickly enough. [GT-R Blog] Update: The guys at CarTribe say this is indeed the same GT-R that the Stig had out on the Top Gear test track. We also know that the black beast (the only GT-R officially imported by Nissan UK so far) was quickly repaired and is now back to normal, as can be vouched for by anyone who saw it run at the Goodwood Festival of Speed just a few days after the accident.

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Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:40:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398945&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ McLaren SLR Disintegrates In Deadly Qatar Accident ]]> Details are sketchy, but sometime during the morning of July 15th, a 22-year-old male in a Mercedes McLaren SLR lost control of the vehicle and died in the resulting catastrophic crash. The massive debris field scattered across the Qatari desert suggests the car was traveling at very high speed, rendering any amount of carbon-fiber protection useless.
(Also, we'd like to point out while we do not believe SLR Guy was to blame for the destruction of this particular SLR, without more information we're unable to further speculate. — Ed.)

(Hat tip to Jason!) [LamboPower via Cardomain]

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Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:20:00 EDT http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398757&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Cyclist Clings To Road-Ragin' Ford Escort? ]]> This video shows a cyclist clinging to the hood of a car, allegedly driven by a man later charged with kidnapping, second-degree attempted assault, driving under the influence of intoxicants, third-degree criminal mischief and reckless driving in connection with the incident. According to the story, the cyclist yelled "slow down!" after which the driver went back to hit him. But is it real? Someone must have been really sharp with their camera-phone (which they evidently decided to hold with both hands) to grab this one. So, what do you think really happened here?
[via KATU] Hat tip to blankfocus!

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Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:00:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398583&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Aussie Motorist Hits Koala, Koala Survives Only To Find Out It Has The Clap ]]> Koala-with-Lexus-Stamp.jpgEly 'Lucky' Grills, a Brisbane-area koala, came face to face with the grille of a Lexus at 62 MPH, and, aside from getting his head stuck in the grille, was no worse for wear after being removed by rescue workers. A passing motorist noticed the koala dangling limp from the front of the car and flagged down the driver, who had been unaware of Lucky's misfortune.

We've never been to the home of hoonage, so we don't really know what Australia's roadside fatality rate on koalas looks like. But we assume it's a lot like armadillos in Texas and raccoons in Michigan — rare in the city, but not uncommon out in the sticks. Gail Gipp, manager of the Sunshine Coast's Australian Wildlife Hospital, said of the little marsupial, "He just shook his head and started to come around. Being hit at that speed, it is amazing he survived. He just clung on. He has a lovely placid, relaxed nature and I think that definitely helped him."

Ely was taken to the Wildlife Hospital where it was discovered that, although he had suffered only ruffled fur, the koala had a case of Chlamydia and would need to be admitted to the hospital for several months of treatment. We didn't even know koalas could get the clap. Ya learn something new every day. (Thanks for the tip Brett) [The Age]

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Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:00:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398574&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ For Sale: Clean Mazda Miata, Slight Water Damage ]]>


As Kim Taylor was running down the hill beside her driveway, chasing after her red Mazda Miata, she couldn't help but be confused. She was sure she had put the parking brake on. And yet there was the little convertible, on its way to her neighbors' pool for a 40 MPH splashdown. We have a feeling this was just one of those days.(Thanks Chris)
Water-Logged-Miata-2.jpg [York Daily Record via 11Alive]

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:40:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398128&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Sudden Stop Helps Prevent Rear-End Accidents ]]> suddenstop_small.jpgGetting rear-ended may never be your fault, but that doesn't mean it's not a pain in the ass to get a busted bumper fixed. One way to help avoid such situations is with a product like Sudden Stop, an array of ultra-bright LED lights that reside on the left and right sides of your license plate. Sudden Stop works by detecting G-forces, meaning it doesn't hook into your existing brake lighting system. If it senses a certain level of G-forces from you slamming on your brakes, the bright LED lights will flash and warn the driver behind; assuming they're not busy texting, it could provide enough advance warning to prevent a collision. The Sudden Stop is battery-powered and available for $30. [Product Page via TRFJ]

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398103&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ It's Like A Three Stooges Bit, But With Cars ]]>

Apparently this happened along some tollway in New York; no word on the involvement of Larry, Curly and Mo. [Loqu]

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Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397830&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Attack Of The Killer Lexus RX300! ]]> It came from a northern Ireland supermarket parking lot, it had a lust for Porsche Boxster and Toyota Celica blood, and it would not stop until it had crushed both into submission: It was the killer Lexus RX300! Dun, Dun, DUUUUN!!!!! Local news reporters assumed it was the result of poor automatic transmission shifting skills, but those in the know won't be turning their backs on any RX300's any time soon... they're all out there, just waiting to crush your ride next.

Nobody seems to have been hurt here, but there are definitely some bruised egos. It's worth the trip over to the BBC website to check out the video, as it's rife with funny British words and pronunciations like "sa-LEE-ka," talk of bonnets, and amusing Irish accents. We're going to hell, we know. [BBC]

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Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:40:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397736&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ IIHC Wants Car-Like Truck Bumpers, Has Never Seen Aftermarket ]]> The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety (IIHS) will today formally petition the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) to consider bumper standards for light trucks which are more car-like. For the sake of argument, let's forget about that whole BlockerBeam system on Ford trucks, and how the difference in vehicle mass contributes to the damage as much as relative contact geometry. We also have to forget about retrofit diamond plate bumpers and grille guards, and lifted trucks too, but we're getting sidetracked by details. The core question is, "why would the IIHS be interested in seeing lower bumper standards on pickups and SUVs?"

The simple answer is "because the IIHS is a consortium of insurance agencies." When massive damage occurs in something like an underride accident (where the car goes under the truck), they have to pay for fixing things. The remarkable part of the article in Automotive News was the complete lack of the term "survivability" in any of the IIHC's arguments. Our favorite part?

The insurance institute contends that its new request is backed up with fresh research showing that vehicle damage could be dramatically reduced with better alignment of bumpers between cars and trucks.
Well sure, you want lower bumpers! Especially if you're paying to have the other car fixed and you don't have to worry about your truck getting stuck on a stump. [Automotive News (Subscription required)]

Photo credit DieselPowerMag.com

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Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397611&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hoser Runs Self Over With Remote Starter ]]> A Cambridge, Ontario man has managed to injure himself in a most unusual way: with his remote starter. The 32-year-old was going from car to store when he accidentally tapped the "start" button instead of the "lock" button on his key fob. His vehicle came to life, and, being a manual in first gear, pinned him against the van he was parked behind. While the man sustained only minor injuries to his legs and back, we imagine he's just aboot dying of embarrassment.

On a tangential note, one of us had a friend in college who was in love with car gadgets. His '93 T-Bird SC was decked out with all the goodies available at the turn of the century, and included was a remote starter. Only problem was the car in question was a manual and the parking brake was hit or miss. Needless to say, eventually the 'Bird ended up punching a hole in the back of his parents garage when he started it while in gear. Moral of the story; Don't disable the safety interlocks on your cars, kids. [TheRecord]

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Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397177&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Auto Bandage Magnet: Tacky Or Not? ]]> bandaid.jpgDealing with minor body damage is an inevitable part of being a car owner. That mom with the stray shopping cart, or careless car-door-opener can put a ding in our body and your heart, but the car bandage magnet is a cute way to remedy those problems, at least if you're a 14-year-old girl, or an adult woman who thinks she's a 14-year-old girl.

These bandages are actually magnets, and possibly better looking than having a nasty ding visible. They could also be funny for when you accidentally ding someone else. Forget about leaving contact information — just slap a bandage on it and you're ready to flee the scene. [Product Page via NA]

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Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:20:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=396115&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Elderly Man Hit By Car, Nobody Seems To Care ]]> This is one of those shocking pieces of video which makes you wonder about the fate of civilization. 78-year-old Angel Arce Torres was crossing a Hartford, Connecticut street on May 30th when a passing car hit him and then sped away from the scene. That's not really the shocking part; things like that happen every day. The shocking (and sad) part is the reaction from passers-by: Nothing. Oh sure, moped guy circles the man in the street, and someone probably calls 911 'cause the cops show eventually, but still. Torres is in critical condition in a Hartford Hospital and the police are hunting for the scumbag hit-and-runners. [NewYorkPost]

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Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395233&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Car Technology Predicts Crashes, Braces Itself ]]> We never knew that European engineers were in the Miss Cleo business, but it seems so with a new safety technology being developed. This system is pretty simple to explain, really. Radar sensors mounted throughout the car watch for potential crashes. If it senses a crash, 230 milliseconds prior to impact it will deploy a brace-bar to help transfer the energy over a wider area and lessen the damage. On a side-impact test the bar was able to reduce the crash damage by 10 centimeters, which could equal one life. The one question does remain: why not always have the bar intact?

Design constraints, like the need to lower the door window, mean car frames cannot be built with the beam already in place. Like airbags, once activated, the brace would need a trip to the workshop to be reset, but the team are working on making the brace retractable.

Hooray, safety! [New Scientist via Giz]

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Wed, 28 May 2008 13:20:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393683&view=rss&microfeed=true