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    Image of CptSevere CptSevere
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    The girl kinda reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who dumped me over the phone. I named one of our donkeys after her. Now her name's on my ass.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/03/09

    @CptSevere: My buddy has a mule named Jingles. He didn't name it - he just calls it his half-ass.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    I expect that the new Accent weighs about 100lbs more, based on how many chins it appears to have.
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    Image of F1_RULES_NASCAR_DROOLS F1_RULES_NASCAR_DROOLS
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    The definition of ugly.
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    F1_RULES_NASCAR_DROOLS was starred F1_RULES_NASCAR_DROOLS was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/03/09

    @F1_RULES_NASCAR_DROOLS: She's not ugly. What are you smoking?
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    As a beleaguered owner of an '02 Accent 2dr, I'm starting to think I got the generation that was hit the least by the Hyundai design team's ugly stick. Hooray, I guess.

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    Image of goatrope goatrope
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    It's some sort of Korean "charades" game


    First clue: "I left-tit in the..."


    holster?

    gun?

    rap musician?

    blue car?

     Reply
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/03/09

    @goatrope: Bob Saget?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/03/09

    @.357-Wingman of Syrax: OH, SHIT!
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    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    My grandmother's name was Verna... I don't think I could drive a Verna....
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    Image of trlstanc trlstanc
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    Ahh, kill it kill it! I thought the Accent was supposed to be a bland and cheap little econobox, not some hideously styled affront on my senses.
     Reply
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    06/03/09

    @trlstanc: Yeah, I know, it's like a Mazda 3...
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    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    She does appear to have freshened headlights. Her mouth is closed so I can't check out her grill, but I'll take your word for it. Bumper? I don't even know her, but I can use her new inputs. She can woof my sub, if you know what I mean, while I play with her gauges. I like the Everyone Can Orgasm Assist.


    OK, I'm done.

     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    I tink u meant to write "Perky Vehicle Assistants."
     Reply
    bmoreDLJ was starred bmoreDLJ was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/03/09

    @bmoreDLJ: Perky indeed...
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    That's not a Verna, it's a Venza.


    Check out the grille.

     Reply
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    Image of iamhoff 2.0 wants a star iamhoff 2.0 wants a star
    06/03/09

    @Lo! Loveseats, friend of Xrays: Actually, the first thing I thought of (after her boobs, of course) was that it reminded me of a Yaris. Meh. At least there's boobs.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    06/03/09

    @Sheik Yerbouti, but you can call me iamhoff: and that's the bottom line.
     Reply
    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    Since they're Hyundai "vehicle assistants", they will cost less, but still provide great service.
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of BTLFED BTLFED
    06/03/09

    @.357-Wingman of Syrax: If you buy now, we will throw in a warranty on both, and a "big finish!"
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/03/09

    @Sir BTLFED Der Lederhosen: The Nissan ones don't offer a warranty. After all, they're just blown trannies.
     Reply
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    Image of BTLFED BTLFED
    06/03/09

    @.357-Wingman of Syrax: So you are saying that with the Hyundai assistants I can use the "launch control" and it won't void my Warranty?
     Reply
    BTLFED was starred BTLFED was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/03/09

    @Sir BTLFED Der Lederhosen: Yeah, but it works better on Ms. Porsche.
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/03/09

    @.357-Wingman of Syrax: I can pretend to be a tranny, if they're hot enough. I need to shave off my beard anyway.
     Reply
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/03/09

    @Lo! Loveseats, friend of Xrays: They're blown by other trannies, so I'd rethink that.
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    Is she pointing at her boob?


    Awesome! I'll take two please.

     Reply
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    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    06/03/09

    @Quattro-luvr with supplemental Powdered Toast: FOILED AGAIN!!! Curses on you Scandinavian Flick!


    Although I like your thinking.

     Reply
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/03/09

    @Quattro-luvr with supplemental Powdered Toast: Great minds think alike ;)


    Too bad I was here...


    ...I need to avoid the dreaded F-word, but you get the point...

     Reply
    Scandinavian Flick was starred Scandinavian Flick was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/03/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: Relax, you can say First, just don't say it in front of Ray. Now where did that star go? I had it here just a second ago.
     Reply
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    06/03/09

    @Quattro-luvr with supplemental Powdered Toast: Yes, a double please, with a side order of motorboat...
     Reply
    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of steelwheels: an eeror in every psot! steelwheels: an eeror in every psot!
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    Facelift? It looks seriously saggy.
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    steelwheels: an eeror in every psot! was starred steelwheels: an eeror in every psot! was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/03/09

    @steelwheels: an eeror in every psot!: I dunno... looks pretty perky to me.
     Reply
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/03/09

    In reply to 2010 Hyundai Accent Facelift Unveiled By Pesky Vehicle Assistants
    She doesn't need to point. I was looking there anyway...
     Reply
    Scandinavian Flick was starred Scandinavian Flick was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/03/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: hehehe... "freshened headlights"
     Reply
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    11/26/08

    In reply to Hyundai Accent Takes Back Title Of Cheapest Car In America At $9,970
    Okay, I'll say it: Crack Pipe.
     Reply
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