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Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
Unlike the first movie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen isn't a cargasm, nor has it necessarily become what we were told to expect — a robogasm. Instead, it's an attack on the intelligence of moviegoers under a pretense of fan-boyishness. More » -
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First person to Direct-Message me gets four Transformers 2 IMAX tickets for-midnight-plus-one-tonight in NewRochelle, NY.
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Robogasm 2 Begins In 24 Hours...
In honor of the Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen robogasm, we'll have special coverage starting midnight-plus-one tomorrow night at the Transformers 2 tag. You won't want to miss it. Unless of course you hate giant freakin' robots. And America.
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By Ray WertComment by Maxx Cracker: How many hours until the "Star Trek" sequel? 6 Responses | Other threads
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Transformers 2: When Gremlins Attack?
Want to know what it's like to see a Camaro destroy a bunch of household appliances that've turned into little assassin-bots? Yeah, us neither — but this newly-released clip from Transformers 2 will help sate that never-known desire anyway. [Gizmodo]
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By Ray WertComment by .357: Want to know what it's like to see a Camaro destroy a bunch of household appliances? I didn't see any Toyotas... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Live in Austin, Dallas, Houston, KC, OKC, NOLA, SanAntonio or St.Louis? Want Transformers 2 tickets?
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Transformers 2: Megan Fox Makes Wheelie Her Little Bitch
After watching this minute-and-a-half clip from Transformers 2 of Megan Fox being her bad-ass self taking on a little scrap metal droid named "Wheelie," we're beginning to believe "Wheelie" is another name for "Jar-Jar." [via cinematoday]
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By Ray WertComment by optional flavor: I think I'm one of the 0.01% that doesn't think Megan Fox is anything all that special, you could find... 22 Responses | Other threads
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Megan Fox Takes Shia LaBeouf For An Aprilia Ride In Transformers 2
These pictures prove once and for all Shia LaBeouf is undeserving of Megan Fox's attentions in Transformers 2. More relationship-dominating Megan in leather, with obligatory Aprilia cycle, below. More »
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By Wes SilerComment by 1dollar93: Men should never ride 2-up on the back of a Sprotbile. Especially if piloted by a female. How emasculating. Except for... 13 Responses | Other threads
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Carpocalypse
GM Kills Ironhide, Ceases Production Of TopKick, Kodiak
Just weeks before Transformers 2 hits theaters, GM's killed Ironhide, announcing they'll be ceasing production of medium duty trucks after being unable to find a buyer due to the Carpocalypse. Goodbye, GMC TopKick and Chevy Kodiak. You'll both be missed. More » -
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Aprilia Races RSV 1000 R With Transformers Livery, First Sign Of Human Enslavement?
The Aprilia RSV 1000 R raced under Transformers 2 livery at Road America this weekend. An indication of another Aprilia product placement or the first step in a robotic war to enslave humanity? More »
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By Wes SilerComment by leavethegun-takethecannoli: Aprilias are nice- but I'll take an MV Agusta any day of the week. I also don't want it dropping or... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Decepticon Baddie Revealed By Sam Witwicky
"The initial spark of his look [was] the actual Decepticon logo. He's the ancestor, the first version of this exoskeleton," said Shia LaBeouf, revealing this first shot of "The Fallen," the villain from Transformers 2. More »
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By Wes SilerComment by Bumblebee: This was an unfortunate pose for a first-reveal image. 13 Responses | Other threads
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Transformers 2: Three New TV Spots Debut Chevy Hick-Bot
Michael Bay's website just dropped three new TV commercials for next month's Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. What do they show? How about the Chevy Beat talking! And he sounds like a hick! A Chevy that's also a hick? Who woulda thunk it? More »
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By Ray WertComment by Steve Neill: I am getting sick of reading Transformers crap. On a side note, my girlfriend just admitted to me that I wasn't... 20 Responses | Other threads
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"Bumblebee" Chevy Camaro Available To Order Starting June 1st
As expected, GM's announced to dealers a limited Chevy Camaro Bumblebee Edition will be available to order beginning June 1st. Production will run from June 24th through December. Expected upgrades will be only what meets the eye — rally yellow coloring, black stripes and Transformers badging inside.
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By Ray WertComment by stoke has a JDM front wing: Reasons the 1997 Subaru WRX STi 555 Limited was a better yellow/black special edition car than the 2010 Chevy Camaro... 14 Responses | Other threads
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Stan Bush Makes Horrible Re-Make Of "The Touch" Ahead Of Transformers 2
It's called "Sam's Song" and we think we may have to throw up a little. But hey, Megan Fox. So it's not all bad. [via TFW2005]
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By Ray WertComment by diskreet: Megan Fox isn't that hot. And this song is nothing short of offensive. 21 Responses | Other threads
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Esquire Spends Day With Megan Fox
Want to spend a day with Transformers 2 star and Jalopnik commentariat fan-favorite Megan Fox? Esquire did, and brought along the Red One camera for the June issue. The video tease alone is epic. [Esquire]
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By Ray WertComment by pleco believes in FOTA: Good jesus, Ray. What have you done? Noone is going to get anything done today. 7 Responses | Other threads
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Transformers 2 Trailer: Screen Shot Mega-Gallery
Last night we brought you the third Transformers 2 trailer in high-resolution awesomeness. Today, thanks to friends at TFW2005, we have this 58-shot mega-gallery of 1080P robogasmic, Megan Fox-y, Autobot-on-Decepticon screen shot action. Bring it! More »
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By Ray WertComment by stoke has a JDM front wing: I think Transformers 2 is inducing Wert to create some "screen shots" of his own. 6 Responses | Other threads
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New Transformers 2 Trailer: Now In High-Res!
Here's the new trailer for Transformers 2 we showed you yesterday, except now it's in high-resolution, upping the general ass-kickery. Check out the robogasmic goodness below. UPDATE: Now with 58-shot 1080P screen-cap gallery! More »
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Comment by .357: I got an idea for any new Transformer movies. Less Shia LeBeouf, and more Megan Fox. 17 Responses | Other threads
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New Transformers 2 Trailer: More Robogasm, More Awesome!
The new trailer for Transformers 2 has leaked out and rather than you having to mess around trying to hop and skip after it, we've got it below. Plus, the high-res version's coming shortly. Enjoy! More »
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By Ray WertComment by seaninc: Lks lrght, nthr Bygsm. h nd...FRST PST! 24 Responses | Other threads
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Wheelie say find friends today... as an adorable little Big Wheels™ truck! [EBay]
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New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
For ShoWest, Michael Bay's dropped a healthy two-and-a-half minute load of footage from summer's upcoming smash-hit, Transformers 2. It features Megan Fox stripping, Bumblebee crying and Optimus Prime getting a kick-to-the-face by Devastator. Robogasm? Yes.
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By Ray WertComment by General Halfshaftery: Megan Fox stripping? What a surprise! I can't think of anyone else dirtier right out of the box than she's... 15 Responses | Other threads
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All Right, You Autobot Maggots! Drop And Give Me Twenty Transformations!
What would Autobot boot camp be like? Would there be hazing and weird chanting? What's the Transformer equivalent of latrine duty? This scene from Transformers Animated season one (now on DVD) explains everything. [io9]
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Comment by fuggnbuggn: God they are so friggin cheesy. The 1985 transformers would so kick there asses! 10 Responses | Other threads
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Corvette Stingray Concept Transforms Into Sideswipe
A slew of concept art from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has popped up, giving us a look at what the Corvette Stingray Concept looks like transformed into Sideswipe. More »
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By Ray WertComment by Jo Schmo, Now membership-free!!: Oh sweet Transformers posts are back. Now I can start randomly posting pics of Megan Fox throughout the day again. 11 Responses | Other threads
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So That's Why Devastator's Head Lights Up Like A Green Jack-O-Lantern
We've seen the the Constructicon Devastator before, but never like this. Some new Transformers concept art explains why his face is glowing. Plus pictures of the Transformers' devil-bot Fallen. [io9]
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Comment by Twisk: Long time Transformers (gen 1) fan here. I'm warming up to the look of this new Devastator. He... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
Ever wondered what happens when a Transformer transforms with humans inside? This comic explains all. Let's just hope one of the occupants wasn't Megan Fox. More »
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Comment by Don Juan Placencia del Fuego Seat Alhambra Caballero Vega Chevrolario von Gutentag al-Sverige Ranchero del Camino con Queso Conquistador de la Fuente: Not a day goes by without an hour of mourning for Perry Bible Fellowship and pining for its return. Thanks a... 7 Responses | Other threads
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"Bumblebee" Camaro Appearance Package Coming?
We learned yesterday of a possible "Bumblebee" appearance package coming for the new Chevy Camaro. No official details yet, but we've already had to clean up one robogasm over it. Your thoughts?
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By Ray WertComment by Syrax: The question is: Would you pay MORE, for MORE plastic? 12 Responses | Other threads
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Chevy Spark: Little Green Machine Officially Gets New Name In Geneva
Yup, the little green machine once called the Chevy Beat's now officially the Chevy Spark and it's been un-unveiled at the Geneva airport. Very little in the way of news in the press release below. More »
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By Ray WertComment by aSoundofSleep: Is this really going to be the most exciting thing we have to look forward to from GM for the... 9 Responses | Other threads
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Chevy To Drop Marketing Of Transformers 2
GM will not support the release of Transformers 2 with a Transformers-like barrage of commercials. Why? Just call it Revenge Of The Carpocalypse. More »
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Comment by engineerd is back in the D...for now: They figured they were getting enough coverage on Jalopnik. 11 Responses | Other threads
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Change Transformers Can Believe In
Tired of a seemingly corrupt and secretive Decepticon government, running up huge energon deficits and starting robot wars all over the place? Optimus Prime is the candidate you can believe in. Change, Into A Truck. More »
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By Ben WojdylaComment by lilwillie heart clicks GM: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, that is it. I want the guy who created these damn change pictures dragged out in the street and... 12 Responses | Other threads
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Transformers 2 Devastator Revealed, Gives Us Nightmares
We got our first glimpse of the massive multi-robot Decepticon, Devastator, during the Super Bowl teaser for Michael Bay's upcoming explosive robogasm, Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen. Here's the scary Constructicon in full view. More »
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Comment by layabout returns: Jalopnik,obsessed with the cult of Transformers ;) 6 Responses | Other threads
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Transformers 2 Never-Before-Seen Autobot Running Footage
In addition to the information on Sideswipe, the Stingray Corvette Concept we just unveiled, we also got the following never-seen-before sneak-peek footage from Transformers 2, courtesy of the bowtied boys at Chevrolet. Enjoy. More »
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By Ray WertComment by what0080: Where's Ratchet? He lived in the 1st movie, didn't he? 10 Responses | Other threads
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Corvette Stingray Concept: Sideswipe In Disguise
You saw it here first. Now the Corvette Stingray Concept's finally official, uncovered as Sideswipe here in Chicago ahead of a starring role in Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen. Gallery below. UPDATE: Video here! More » -
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How To Build Bumblebee
Chevy plans to reveal the official "Bumblebee II" Camaro from Transformers 2 here at the Chicago Auto Show. To celebrate the new-look, they've brought his robot mode. Here's a gallery of how they built it. More »
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By Ray WertComment by The Auto Insider: Step #1: Get big ass dude to hold up head. Step #2: Get old ass guy that looks like a washed... 4 Responses | Other threads
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President Obama's Blackberry Does Not Really Transform Into A Car
Despite comments last night to NBC's Matt Lauer, we wanted to clear this up — President Obama's new super-secure blackberry phone does not transform into a car. More »
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By Ray WertComment by GasGuzzler: If his crackberry turned into something resembling a brain (or at the very least, an adivsor that isn't a lobbyist... 22 Responses | Other threads
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Transformers 2 Trailer Goes Live Ahead Of Super Bowl
Michael Bay's explosiongasmic Transformers 2 trailer has dropped before tonight's Super Bowl. Watch in horror as a giant one-wheeled Devastator destroys Vegas and in amazement as a Decepticon transforms into an Audi R8. More »
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By Wes SilerComment by TheDanMan,Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower: What the hell is that thing on the beach? It's fun to say Micheal bay sucks but that guy does... 5 Responses | Other threads
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2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
A new Activision website for the Transformers movie sequel video game features shots of robot modes for the Chevy Spark (Beat) and Trax. Frankly, they both look like hicks. A larger, higher-quality shot below. More »
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By Ray WertComment by pauljones: Um...I don't know what the happened there, but trying this again: Today, we salute you, Mr. WannaGangsterPosingExtragalacticTransfor...! (Mr. WannaGangsterPosingExtragalacticTransfor...!) And your retarded look... 8 Responses | Other threads
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Transformers 2 Corvette Centennial Concept Transformed
Michael Bay's upcoming explosive robo-masturbation fest, Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen, will see the debut of the Corvette Centennial Concept (code-name: Sideswipe). A first look at the transformed Sideswipe after the jump. More » -
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Home-Made Autobots Protect Chinese Scrap Yard From Decepticon Invasion
These creations built by a Chinese scrap yard owner won't be on the big screen in Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, but that doesn't mean they aren't just as cool as Bumblebee or Sideswipe. Of course, since these Autobots are just sculptures made from junked car parts, they're not able to transform back to vehicle mode. With mechanical details like crankshafts for legs and cogs for eyes, the bots are more art than alien monsters. Our favorite is the old BMW 7-Series bot, it has us thinking that if a certain 633CSi ever kicks the bucket, we might just have to commission this guy to make us a nice lawn ornament. More »
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By Mark ArnoldComment by six: Anthropologists of the future will look back at this and probably have really really deep questions about society of the... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Transformers 2 Caught At Air Force Base, Chevy Beat Bot To Be "Skids"
Looks like the crew of Transformers 2 was caught on-set in Arizona at Davis-Monthan Air Force Base along with a couple of the more robotic cast members — albeit while in their vehicle mode get-ups. Based on the plates, it looks like we're also able to put a name to the bot who will be played by the Chevy Beat: Skids. Despite our best efforts, we couldn't decipher the plate on the Chevy Trax, but that's okay because the upgraded Chevy Camaro will still be Bumblebee, and that's the only one we really care about anyway. (Thanks for the pics Matthew) More »
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By Ben WojdylaComment by BertonEunomia: i had class that day, friend called me up because the crew wanted people as fillers for the scene, gotta... more » | Other threads
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Constructicon Vehicle Modes From New Transformers Movie Possibly Revealed
There was a report not too long ago about the possibility of Devastator showing up in the new movie Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Now it seems an Insider over at TFW200 claims they've got the laundry list of construction vehicles that'll make up the Constructicons, who together will form the mega-bot. If the list is accurate, and the insider hasn't yet been wrong, let it not be said that director Michael Bay thinks small, as the combined weight of these behemoths of industry tip the scales at well over 2.5 million pounds. That's a whole lot of pissed off robot. The entire list — there's apparently seven of them — along with images of the monster vehicular modes, below the jump. More » -
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Comment by Danimal: In that color, with those wheels, dare I say the Volt looks pretty good? 1 Responses | Other threads
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Citroen Subtly Blends French Cars, Disco and Transformers
Before Michael "Awesome" Bay brought Transformers to life on the big screen, Citroen had a series of advertisements with similar transforming robo-cars. This ad for the new Citroen C4 continues where the old ads left off, but now the robo-car has come to New York City and has apparently developed a taste for disco-era Bee Gees music. Of course, Citroen doesn't sell their cars in the US, but that doesn't mean they can't come over here to dance in the streets.
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By Mark ArnoldComment by Bumblebee: Citroen love? Really? In my mind, the French culture is diametrically opposed to the auto enthusiast culture. In a venn diagram, the... 1 Responses | Other threads
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