Saab is like the really, and I mean really, ugly daughter of the largest farm owner in the town. If you get with her, you get 600 million dollars or whatever, but she may kill you.
@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: This treasure carries a curse, though: That $600 million is a loan, and will forever haunt any who take it until they give it back.
Wait, I have no money, I drive a car as ugly as any that Spyker makes, and I'm a white guy with no experience running a car company. Maybe I should buy Saab!
It's pretty ridiculous, but my own parents got suckered into the, "Hey if you don't like it we'll come pick it up tomorrow, no harm no foul," routine. Of course they didn't get in writing, so when they called the next day (after discovering several things that they'd been lied to about), the salesman claimed he never made such an outrageous statement. They're still stuck with that damn car...
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[jalopnik.com]
Maybe Puma will buy them? Brazil + Sweden = WIN!
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I thought it was the headline on the WSJ.
My bad.
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Naw, I'm just kidding. But do you think?
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Either way, she should probably shut up.
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Also trying to stop misinformation from propagating on the new media is about as futile as trying to stop a hurricane with your palms.