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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04:54 PM

    In reply to Today's Dilbert A Thinly Veiled Stab At GM Management
    Wait, this is a cartoon?
    I thought it was the headline on the WSJ.
    My bad.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    04:52 PM

    In reply to REPORT: Spyker Interested In Saab
    Ha! Saab is turning into the fun girl from High School. Everyone took a taste but no one takes her home to Mom.
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    Image of SantaRita SantaRita
    05:06 PM

    @lilwillie: SAAB always was that kind of Girl. She's a Super Freak ;)
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment SantaRita was starred SantaRita was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04:41 PM

    In reply to REPORT: Spyker Interested In Saab
    I had better hopes for SAAB's future than as a corpse to be plundered.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04:51 PM

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: This treasure carries a curse, though: That $600 million is a loan, and will forever haunt any who take it until they give it back.
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    04:35 PM

    In reply to REPORT: Spyker Interested In Saab
    Wait, I have no money, I drive a car as ugly as any that Spyker makes, and I'm a white guy with no experience running a car company. Maybe I should buy Saab!
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    Image of duurtlang duurtlang
    06:21 PM

    @weatherman: Not all Spykers are ugly. As long as they're octogenarians, or older, they sometimes are quite nice.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    04:23 PM

    In reply to REPORT: Spyker Interested In Saab
    This will catapult Spyker from props to jets, overnight.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    02:59 PM

    In reply to Today's Dilbert A Thinly Veiled Stab At GM Management
    It would be accurate except that Fritz' predecessors are really the milkmaids.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    02:43 PM

    In reply to Today's Dilbert A Thinly Veiled Stab At GM Management
    Ultra-sarcastic humor is the best!
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    02:17 PM

    In reply to Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
    This is what happens when you leave your computer on in College. . .
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    Image of MechaMunch MechaMunch
    12:55 PM

    In reply to Elderly Woman: I Was Forced To Buy A Hyundai
    It's pretty ridiculous, but my own parents got suckered into the, "Hey if you don't like it we'll come pick it up tomorrow, no harm no foul," routine. Of course they didn't get in writing, so when they called the next day (after discovering several things that they'd been lied to about), the salesman claimed he never made such an outrageous statement. They're still stuck with that damn car...
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    Image of MechaMunch MechaMunch
    12:49 PM

    In reply to Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
    I think I'm in love. If I slip her a twenty do you think she'll scream at me and step on my junk?

    Naw, I'm just kidding. But do you think?
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    11:10 AM

    In reply to Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
    Is she hot?

    Either way, she should probably shut up.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10:22 AM

    In reply to Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
    HEY LEAVE FOREST WHITTAKER ALONE HIS PERFORMANCE IN THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND WAS FUCKING TRANSCENDENT.

    Also trying to stop misinformation from propagating on the new media is about as futile as trying to stop a hurricane with your palms.
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    Image of pres pres
    09:04 AM

    In reply to Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
    Pass the Midol.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08:28 AM

    In reply to Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
    Goodness, evidently money cannot buy manners.

    Does Fritz have a non-fucking daughter? She may be less strident, easier to talk to.

    In my opinion - and really that's all I have to offer here - Fritz resigning would be a better public impression than being asked to step aside. If the GM umpty-umps want to let him say he resigned, that makes it look like he got frustrated and quit. One too many clashes, utterly disgusted with the ongoing culture, whatever. Clarifying the matter, saying very loudly that Dad got shoved out of the chair instead of picking the chair up, throwing it through a window and escaping, may run counter to what Dad wants perceived.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07:19 AM

    In reply to Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
    Oh, which is worse? The completely stilted and paralyzingly inhibited old timey rich bastids or the uncouth, "I own the world" skank and him-bo new timey rich bastids?
    Either way, they'll be the first to go when the revolution comes.
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    07:30 AM

    @Novaload: I hope so, friend. Grab your rifles, it's skanky-ass bitch kids hunting season!
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    Image of Cheeseslap Cheeseslap
    08:07 AM

    @mechimike: Duck season!
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    Image of Joe-Btfsplk Joe-Btfsplk
    08:15 AM

    @Novaload:
    The Kleig lights are on full and the purge is grinding along at Govt. Motors. It's us or them!
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    Novaload promoted this comment Joe-Btfsplk was starred Joe-Btfsplk was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10:17 AM

    @Cheeseslap: Rabbit Season!
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10:19 AM

    @Joe-Btfsplk: What's funny--or not--is that the way things are going, that might actually be true!
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    Image of RuBBa_cHiKiN: The real question is can it fit in the Batmobile? RuBBa_cHiKiN: The real question is can it fit in the Batmobile?
    02:59 PM

    @Novaload: Rabbit season!
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    Novaload promoted this comment RuBBa_cHiKiN: The real question is can it fit in the Batmobile? was starred RuBBa_cHiKiN: The real question is can it fit in the Batmobile? was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04:50 PM

    @RuBBa_cHiKiN: The real question is can it fit in the Batmobile?: Duck Season! SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT!
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