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    "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    09/02/09

    In reply to "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."
    I only did drugs once. For 30 years.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/01/09

    In reply to "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."
    What is this, Sheffield? Those hooligans have stolen the wheels off that poor car in plain daylight!
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    Image of Sharky Sharky
    09/01/09


    @Pessimipposaurus: I bet it was that stilt guy - he hid them under his skirt. By the time this second picture was taken he was long gone.
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    FP: Your Volvo is awesome! Anyway promoted this comment Sharky was starred Sharky was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/02/09

    @Sharky: Painting the B-pillar makes the poor thing look like a Ford Ka.

    Fun fact: "Ka" is short for "Supreme Ka-kup".
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    Image of Osmodious Osmodious
    09/01/09

    In reply to "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."
    Love the reference to the best "P.S." ever to appear at the back of Road & Track.

    (bottom of left page...
    [www.zinio.com]
    )
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    FP: Your Volvo is awesome! Anyway promoted this comment Osmodious was starred Osmodious was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/02/09

    @Osmodious: Oh... my God.

    On page 46, they review the Sebring.

    "Dynamically, the Sebring's chassis is well-sorted."

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaa.......

    Oh, but read on!

    "Although the Sebring is a competent handler..."

    HAHAHAHAHA*cough, wheeze*

    Damn it, R&T, I'm having trouble brea-

    "...the car is a tremendous value."

    AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcccchhhhh
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    Edited by MushyHeirloom at 09/02/09 1:24 AM MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    09/01/09

    In reply to "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."
    That's one heckuva front air dam on there...Is it F1-inspired or the Zamboni edition?
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    Image of skitter skitter
    09/01/09

    In reply to "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."
    Just you try and toss this into a canal.
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    Image of huevosrancheros huevosrancheros
    09/01/09

    In reply to "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."

    F You! I have a FIAT 500!!
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    FP: Your Volvo is awesome! Anyway promoted this comment huevosrancheros was starred huevosrancheros was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/01/09


    @huevosrancheros: From the makers of Fuck You I'm An Anteater, this summer's finniest tale yet!
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/01/09


    @FP: Your Volvo is awesome! Anyway:
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/01/09

    @Pessimipposaurus: Dude, what's the link for that. I have to send it to some of my cohorts here at NASA.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/01/09

    @engineerd: Here y'go!

    I remember seeing that before. Still great.
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/01/09


    @huevosrancheros: "OK Anteater, gimme more ATTITUDE! Yes, that's it... yes, Yes, YES - no, No, NO!!!"
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    Image of bygeorge bygeorge
    09/02/09

    @huevosrancheros: We all thought aardvaarks fought and died bravely in the Spanish Civil War - imagine my shock when I found out this photo had been staged!
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    Image of .357 .357
    09/01/09

    In reply to "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."
    If anyone from the DEA asks, this isn't a true story. Back in 98 I used to live in Amsterdam. I was a frequent visitor to many of the cafes. I was very involved in the artist culture and the party scene. Anyways, to get prepped for a party, I would drink a glass of absinthe, with a LSD laced sugar cube in it. Afterwards, I would smoke a tenth of a gram of hashish. And every time, I swear, I would see that little elf looking bastard smiling at me. One time, I ran after to him. A BMW traveling 120 km/h hit me. I was in a coma for 3 weeks. I quit all the drugs after that and stuck to heroin and vodka.
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    09/01/09

    @.357: Good choice kicking the lighter stuff...

    Wait, heroin usually requires a lighter, doesn't it? Ahh, scratch that strawberry field...
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    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    09/01/09

    @.357: The experience doesn't seem to have had any lasting effects on you.
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    Armand promoted this comment joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was starred joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was unstarred
    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    09/02/09

    @.357: That is HST-approved!
    :: sits down for more stories ::
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    09/01/09

    In reply to "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."
    Maybe acid wasn't the best idea. . .I really should stick with breckfass scotch.
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    Edited by Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . at 09/01/09 6:37 PM Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was starred Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was unstarred
    Image of skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube
    09/01/09

    In reply to "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."
    Gimped!
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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    09/01/09

    @skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube: I still cannot get used to having all those little windows open at once. It does the job though.
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    FP: Your Volvo is awesome! Anyway promoted this comment Joshuman was starred Joshuman was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/01/09

    @Joshman Lesmo: Same here. I really do prefer Photoshop, but in the context of legal software, the GIMP in a separate desktop is the way to go.
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    Image of skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube
    09/02/09

    @Joshman Lesmo: It is at it's best, the work of a sadist with OCD.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    09/01/09

    In reply to "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."
    Wow, using forced perspective to make the foreground and background look bigger. That's skill.
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    09/01/09

    In reply to "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."
    Stilts haven'tt been funny since the invention of the printing press. Back to the renaissance fest with you. Or Burning Man.

    The Fiat on the other hand looks like it could compete for market share with the Ford F350.
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    Image of Jono Jono
    09/02/09

    @eggwich is the man on the silver mountain: Ever seen a clown on stilts in the process of falling over? Hi-Larious it is, even better if it's more than one.
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    acarr260 promoted this comment Jono was starred Jono was unstarred
    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    09/02/09

    @Jono: I'm picturing them toppling like dominoes. Thanks for brightening my morning.
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    Image of Buickboy92 Buickboy92
    09/01/09

    In reply to "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."
    Holy Cow, that is big.
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    Image of .357 .357
    09/01/09

    @Buickboy92: That is, I believe, what she said.
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    Armand promoted this comment .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/01/09

    In reply to "Good drugs," thought Sabrina, "But I'd hardly call them great drugs."
    QOTD: The car, or the hovering dude in the camouflage skirt?
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    07/01/09

    In reply to Japanese Ironsmith Creates Bulldozer Out Of Fiat 500
    This is like making a sex toy out of a sawzall.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    07/01/09

    @Turboner: [www.nbcnewyork.com]
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    07/01/09

    In reply to Japanese Ironsmith Creates Bulldozer Out Of Fiat 500
    Do we have to start printing some "save the 500s" T-shirt?


    I love Fiat 500s and I love construction equipment, just not the two together...

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