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It's both, it's Retawesome!
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Although I probably would have gone with:
"Retarsome"
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Now that you don't have to give up a hand to drive while riding you could hold TWO BEERS.
"Two hands and one mouth, now thats what I call a drinking problem."
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Left hand, right hand, crotch: three.
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Fuzz: "Got registration fo dat ATV boy"
SpeedWagon: "It's not a ATV, it's a R/C car sir"
Fuzz: "Looks like an ATV."
SpeedWagon: "It's a R/C car"
Fuzz: "Looks like an ATV."
SpeedWagon: "It's a R/C car"
Fuzz: "Looks like an ATV."
SpeedWagon: "It's a R/C car"
Fuzz: "..."
*The smell of burning wood wisps through air*
SpeedWagon: "R/C, Radio Controlled car"
Fuzz: "Well gonna need to see your registration fo your R/C car, or I'ma gonna impound your ATV."
Cheaper to surf Sears for a ballpeen hammer, and smash myself between the eyes.
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Ah...good times.
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It's a dessert topping!
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We displayed it behind caution tape. The principal asked if it was legal, and wondered if he should call the cops.
Homeschool rocks!
Tater Hater 4.0: 6" diameter Sch. 40 reservoir, 2" barrel diameter (fewer potatoes, more handballs, or maybe golfballs in a sabot), and a pilot-valve-triggered piston valve for the release. It actually makes a report when firing: POW.
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Where do I sign up?
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Room for: camping gear, a cooler packed with a nice red wine and plenty of finger foods, and a significant other.
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I was thinking more like:
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This is the red wine forementioned:
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Is this some BS or what?
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Now when it comes to bottled wines, I like the Biltmore Reisling. Mmm, tasty.
None of this matters to the significant other. She's a non-drinker.
03/26/09
...unless your beer-swilling pals watching from the sidelines decide you're having entirely too much fun without them, and one of them should choose to pick up the controller. In a sudden evolution of the Famous Last Words of the Common American Redneck, "Hey y'all, watch this!" will not be a declaration of suicidal intent.
It will be homicide.