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    Man Steals Nissan 370Z In Donut-Heavy Viral Ad
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/16/09

    In reply to Man Steals Nissan 370Z In Donut-Heavy Viral Ad
    Those donuts were neither Krispy nor Kremey. I could make far more delicious pastry with the Alfa.
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    04/16/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Have you encountered any Enzos recently?
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/16/09

    @Dhillaz: I cannot help but read this in the Ford singsong of yore...


    "Have you encountered an Enzo... late-ly?"

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/16/09

    @Dhillaz: Just the one Enzo I left battered and fried.
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    04/16/09

    In reply to Man Steals Nissan 370Z In Donut-Heavy Viral Ad
    So surveillance cameras have microphones now? And color? Good to know, good to know...

    (note to self: remember to call a meeting at the usual place with the crew about the bank hum, "project")
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    Image of bzr bzr
    04/16/09

    In reply to Man Steals Nissan 370Z In Donut-Heavy Viral Ad
    See, the thing with viral videos that marketers don't understand is, they need to be short as hell and cut to the chase immediately. The people who produce these still think they're trying to tell a narrative, but it's the money shot that makes them popular.


    I lost interest after the first 30 seconds of seeing some black dot sneaking around. That's not the way to go about it.


    Why do you think Youtube videos of cars are usually <30 seconds in length? Because Internet fucktards like you and I have the attention span of a gnat in heat.

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    04/16/09

    @two bzrs don't make a right: Also: it would have been funnier if he crashed it. Youtubers looove carnage.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/16/09

    In reply to Man Steals Nissan 370Z In Donut-Heavy Viral Ad
    Reminds me of the time I took my buddy's Plymouth Laser and did reverse donuts while he watched in horror.


    It was payback for him taking my Mustang and ruining my new tires.

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/16/09

    In reply to Man Steals Nissan 370Z In Donut-Heavy Viral Ad
    Track suits add 50 horsepower.
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    04/16/09

    In reply to Man Steals Nissan 370Z In Donut-Heavy Viral Ad
    Il Circo Badassimo
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/16/09

    In reply to Man Steals Nissan 370Z In Donut-Heavy Viral Ad
    Imagine there was that Nissan and an Alfa Romeo there. Which one would you take?


    The 370Z or a red Montreal?

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    04/16/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: I would take the Alfa even though there would be a 99% chance that I'd break down.
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    Image of Steve Neill Steve Neill
    04/16/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th:


    Neither. I'd get on my Exmovere Chariot and do laps around them, chanting "All hail the Gods of mighty Olympus!" and ripping a Yukalaylee to the sound of def leppard.

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    04/16/09

    @Steve Neill: Until someone runs you over because you look like a douchebag.
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    Image of Jim-Bob Jim-Bob
    04/16/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: The Nissan. If I am going to try a getaway, I would at least want a car that has the possibility of actually starting. Nissans, after all, are good at reliability. Alfas are better at being garage art than being reliable.
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    04/16/09

    @Jim-Bob: Yes. I was waiting for someone to pick the Nissan.

    Who gives a fuck about getting away? Even if you do get away, you just stole a Nissan. A motherfucking Nissan!

    Alfa:



    Nissan:
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/16/09

    In reply to Man Steals Nissan 370Z In Donut-Heavy Viral Ad
    Those weren't donuts, he just thought SyncroRev was going to do ALL the driving for him.


    Shoulda stole the Micra, stereotypical Italian car thief guy.

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