I was introduced to Jonee Eisen by a mutual friend at a flea market in Echo Park. "He's into cars, too." So, I asked, what sort of cars do you have? "A couple of Subarus and a DAF 66." I nearly choked. "A DAF!?!" The sky was falling. "Yeah, you know - the Dutch took the clutch." Yeah Jonee, I know. Sadly tragically for our…

Sometimes I wish we had the metric system, if just to see an Enzo hitting 339 on an open stretch of Canadian national roadway — closed, of course. Maybe the 2030 Enzo turbine will clock that number in miles per hour. – Mike Spinelli

From the boys n' girls at the news desk of Perth Now pressed and printed in the land down under, we've learned we may have been right on about the owner of the Ferrari 360 with the now smashed-up nose we reported on earlier this morning. He may have in fact been engaging in some Stefan-like hoonage. According to Brian…

What's up with the dick in a box-types who keep crashing their high-po super cars into immobile objects? I mean yeah, this guy who crashed his Ferrari 360 Spyder into a pole in West Perth, Australia may be a hoon par high dollar, but that don't mean we'll make a shirt out of it. Sorry big man, no matter how many times…

Maybe we're being too harsh, but is the depreciation on a Ferrari 360 so horrible that it's worth cutting it apart and reassembling it as a limousine? Isn't there some kind of fiberglass kit that fits over a 1984 Executive K-Car that might work just as well? – Mike Spinelli

We knew that 308s had a reputation for burning up, largely because the cats would overheat and unburned fuel would ignite. But as reported earlier, 599s and F430s apparently are attempting to keep up the legacy of cavallino rampante flamb (and yes, we're aware that we're mixing our Romance languages). Not to be…