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    Image of loquaciousmusic loquaciousmusic
    10/22/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    The gas gauge on both my old GTI (2008) and current Mustang convertible (2005) has a helpful little arrow that points to the side of the car that the gas cap is on. When I traded the GTI for an A4, I also traded the helpful little arrow—the A4 doesn't have one. #bmw335i
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    10/22/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    Check out that glare he's giving you. Like YOU'RE the asshole for even thinking of getting fuel before his self-absorbed ass.

    This is a gem. Nice find. #bmw335i
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    Image of Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans
    10/22/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    Proof that BMW drivers are experts at the Reach Around. #bmw335i
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    Image of YankBoffin YankBoffin
    10/22/09

    @Iron coffin: ...and hose length estimation. wink wink nudge nudge. #bmw335i
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    Image of Joel R Rojas Joel R Rojas
    10/21/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    Real cars have the fuel filler behind the rear license plate. #bmw335i
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    10/22/09

    @Joel R Rojas: Hell yeah they do. #bmw335i
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    10/21/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    I get the impression that in the English speaking westernised world (US, UK, CA, AU, NZ) BMW's are driven almost exclusively by greying, jeans wearing, polo shirted, middle aged wankers.

    With the exception of diesel powered variants which are driven by people who used to drive Volvo's. #bmw335i
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    Image of BavarianFanatic BavarianFanatic
    10/21/09

    @LandofMinos, is punching Prius people for pleasure: Nah, just NEW BMWs. Us true enthusiasts have learned to tolerate these folks while they eat the depritiation for us. #bmw335i
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    10/22/09

    @BavarianFanatic: I totally agree. Although they do hold their value well, there's no point buying a brand new BMW if you're planning on keeping it for a number of years. #bmw335i
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    Image of 86LX5.0 86LX5.0
    10/21/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    Take off, eh? You're such a hoser. #bmw335i
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/21/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    Wait, he's got it over the rear glass? Or through the interior? And is his plate really BMW -177, with a BMW tag holder? Does he think people won't know it's a BMW? Does he think people care that he drives a BMW?
    So many questions. #bmw335i
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    Image of Alexhohio Alexhohio
    10/21/09

    @Novaload: The BMW plate is prolly not his fault. Around here (Ohio) it just means he got his plates through the dealer. For example, all the toyots from here from metro toyota that got their plates from the dealer have plates that start with MET. A couple other dealers do the same thing. #bmw335i
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/22/09

    @Alexhohio: I had no idea! Why, in the Commonwealth of Virginia the DMV would never stand for that sort of crass commercialism--unless the dealers paid a hefty kickback. #bmw335i
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    10/21/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    Park Shore BMW, eh?
    Picture taken at the Chevron at W. Georgia and Bidwell, if I guess correctly.

    Also, he's not even filling it with 94 Octane. #bmw335i
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    Image of MaWeiTao MaWeiTao
    10/21/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    I don't really see the problem here. Would anyone even have noticed if he had been driving a Corolla?

    I've filled up on the opposite side a few times. Sometimes the other pumps are full and the one that is empty requires me to fuel up from the opposite site. Of course usually I drive around so that I approach it from the right side.

    My old car had the cap on the left side, but my car now has it on the right. Even after driving this car for over a year I still forget sometimes. #bmw335i
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/21/09

    @MaWeiTao: "This guy wanted to budge in front of me for gas so bad (from the opposite direction)..."

    See, it's why the asshat got himself into this that defines him. #bmw335i
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    10/21/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    You would be an asshat too if you had to fight off a raging La Fin Du Monde hangover everyday like this guy. #bmw335i
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    10/21/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    Anyone else notice the license plate?

    This asshat really wants everyone to know that he's driving a BMW. That's the kind of "guy" he is.

    Or is that photochopped? #bmw335i
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/21/09

    @Bumblebee: He spent so much money, but still doesn't realize you're supposed to remove that cheesy plastic dealer plate frame...otherwise the dealer's gettin' free advertising!!! #bmw335i
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    10/21/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    Is it asshat or eh-sshat? #bmw335i
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/21/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    For only $65,000, 889speedshop (sic) will put the fuel door on the other side. They're calling it the M3 Maple Leaf Asshat Edition. #bmw335i
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    10/21/09

    In reply to Man Pops Ferrari Cherry
    That clip of Hammond (and there's one of May that's similar) wiping his eyes is one of the best single moments of Top Gear lore, IMO. #ferrarif430
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/21/09

    In reply to This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
    I actually see that quite often. #bmw335i
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