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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    Oh come on, road head is one thing...
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    I assume "BORK-BORK-BORK" translates into Norwegian somehow?
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    A Mazda? Not a Fjord?
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    This is just a remake of that '60s classic 'I Am Curious Red, No Blue, No Red, No Blue'.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    Officer; A-ha, what´s going on here?
    Couple; Officer we were just doing the coreography on some local songs; "Take On Me", "Hunting High And Low", "Stay On These Roads" and "You Are The One"
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    The Fast and the Furius: Norweigen Noodle
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    Image of domino domino
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    i always wondered how people did it while driving, i didn't even know that position was possible. i'm learning new positions from jalopnik, fantastic.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    Hagen Does not like to see people driving and having sexytime. It's dangerous.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    Car-ma Sutra?


    I haven't had a good sleep last night.

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    Image of UnlimitedRevs UnlimitedRevs
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    I...CAN'T...DRIVE.............


    SIXTY NINE!!!!!!!!!

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/14/09

    @UnlimitedRevs: Well played.
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    Image of mzs mzs
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    Oh crap, time to call my 28 year old 323 owning (it used to be his dad's) Oslo living cousin in a few hours. The problem, his wife is not 22 years old. This is the sort of mess he would get into too.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    04/14/09

    @mzs: LOL, seriously? Given Sweden's size, the odds that it was him are probably 1:20


    Be sure to report back!

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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    04/14/09

    @Ash78: D'oh, I meant Norway. Stupid gerrymandering of Nordic people.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    Where's the penis-through-skull warning graphic?
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    Image of LateralGPhotography LateralGPhotography
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    I can see Mazda's new ad campaign in Norway now:


    Instead of using their classic "Zoom-Zoom" song, it will be replaced by the Wreckx-n-Effect classic "Rump Shaker" and touting their ample front seat room. But i just don't think they could use the same little Zoom-Zoom kid at the end of the commercial. It would just seem weird for him to say, "All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP."

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/14/09

    @LateralGPhotography: Nicely done.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    I did some crazy things like this in my Jeep Grand Cherokee.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/14/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Shame on you, Cannoli!!!
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    Image of JCWhitless JCWhitless
    04/14/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Yes. However, it was just you.


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    Image of .357 .357
    04/14/09

    @JCWhitless: Ha ha ha. Now that's probably closest to the truth.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/14/09

    In reply to Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
    Little Miss Muffet

    Sat on Mr. Tuffet

    Screwing her on the highway.


    Along came an officer

    Who drove along side her

    And took them both away.

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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    04/14/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl: Heart-click worthy.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/14/09

    @Dhillaz: Are you new? Still haven't heart-clicked engineerd?


    :)

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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    04/14/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl: :-D Awesome! Heart-click worthy. I'm still new. I haven't heart-clicked engineerd
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