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    A Treasury Of 24 Hours Of LeMons Team Costumes, Part II

    Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!

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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/29/09

    In reply to A Treasury Of 24 Hours Of LeMons Team Costumes, Part II
    Clever, well-executed, of questionable taste, of questionable sanity...all funny.

    LeMons = WIN
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    Image of souldoubt88 souldoubt88
    11/29/09

    In reply to A Treasury Of 24 Hours Of LeMons Team Costumes, Part II
    I was able to read all of the jackets except the one on the far right. what does it say?
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    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    11/29/09

    @souldoubt88: "Who needs tits when you have an ass like this?!"
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/30/09

    @joneez wants the clunkers he paid for: That sounds like something Wes would've made up.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/30/09

    @FTGDWolverineEdition'09: I think that IS Wes, actually! They told him it was a Drag Strip.
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    Image of CptSevere CptSevere
    11/29/09

    In reply to A Treasury Of 24 Hours Of LeMons Team Costumes, Part II
    I'm surprised anyone gets anything done all weekend what with all the tomfoolery and silliness that goes on at these affairs. I'd be cracking up so hard I'd be spilling my beer all over the place.

    And, they drive real fast in shitty cars. What could be more sublimely perfect?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/29/09

    In reply to A Treasury Of 24 Hours Of LeMons Team Costumes, Part II
    Every Lemons is like the coolest Halloween, with the people AND the cars dressing up.
    These are pure win.
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    11/30/09

    @Novaload: Lemons Halloween. Handsdown.
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    Image of Super Traction Engine Super Traction Engine
    11/29/09

    In reply to A Treasury Of 24 Hours Of LeMons Team Costumes, Part II
    I have found some potential Le Mons cars. Would they allow a custom van to race? Or a 60's Ford truck?
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    smalleyxb122 promoted this comment Super Traction Engine was starred Super Traction Engine was unstarred
    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/29/09

    @Super Traction Engine: A custom van shouldn't be a problem. At Nelson Ledges this year, there was a van racing (when it wasn't in the pits). Although it might have earned an exemption due to its caminoization.

    Either the van or the truck might push the envelope on the 4200lb GVW limit, but as long as it squeaks under, you'll be fine. Otherwise, get an exemption before you spend the time and money prepping it for race duty.
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    11/29/09

    @smalleyxb122: Thanks
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    11/29/09

    In reply to A Treasury Of 24 Hours Of LeMons Team Costumes, Part II
     
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/29/09

    @danio3834:

    Wow, a Dodge Stratus piloted by a Canadian (South Park style).
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/29/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: PoooooT! BrAAAAAPPP!
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/29/09

    @Novaload:

    That's enough Terrence & Phillip....
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/29/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son:
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/29/09

    @Murilee Martin:

    Classic.

    South Park, I found, was disturbingly accurate as a documentary-type thing on the Jefferson/Park county area.

    Still funny-as-hell, though.

    /living at 9K feet messes with, well, everything
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    Image of 87CapriceEstate 87CapriceEstate
    11/29/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: Really? Tempted to check things out.
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    11/29/09

    @Murilee Martin: WOW! And I thought Lord Humungus and Parappa the Rapper were impressive.

    (The Pink Ladies still win in my book. A female LeMons team? Amazing.)
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    11/30/09

    @Murilee Martin: Thanks for posting! These doubled as great Halloween costumes.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/30/09

    @eggwich del fiero: They had a matching blue RX-7 with "Kens" in mullet wigs and blue jackets with similar slogans. I wanted to get photos of those guys, but it was just too hectic at the race.
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    Image of evanmc28 evanmc28
    11/16/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    I too am in for the Shabbot Shalom shirt. There are many jews out here who would buy them all day. MAKE THEM!
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    Murilee Martin promoted this comment evanmc28 was starred evanmc28 was unstarred
    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/17/09

    @evanmc28: Go here and buy one! #tshirt
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    Image of Beans-and-Rice Beans-and-Rice
    11/15/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    Hell yeah. I'll take a Big Sausage Pizza hold the salami! #tshirt
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment Beans-and-Rice was starred Beans-and-Rice was unstarred
    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/17/09

    @Beans-and-Rice: You can contact the team through their site. #tshirt
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    Crap!! I'm so disappointed our shirt didn't make the picture cut, even after Jay professed his love for it! Substandard Racing will have to step it up for Gator-o-rama. #tshirt
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    11/15/09

    @komododave: If I could find the shirt when it came time to photograph the collection, it made the cut. #tshirt
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    11/15/09

    @Murilee Martin: I thought everyone got one. You got two shirts coming for you next time then. #tshirt
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    I badly need that Shabbot Shalom and the Ritual Killings Motorsports shirts. Who would be willing to sell me examples? #tshirt
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    Murilee Martin promoted this comment CarbonFiberFootprint was starred CarbonFiberFootprint was unstarred
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    11/15/09

    @CarbonFiberFootprint: You can try to contact the team through their website. #tshirt
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    11/15/09

    @Murilee Martin: They did not post any contact information on their site. #tshirt
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    Image of bozoerrebbe bozoerrebbe
    11/15/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!

    Well, it would be nice if the LeMons powers that be would use a holiday weekend to schedule a 24 hr race that isn't on the Jewish sabbath. While there aren't that many race fans in Monsey or Lakewood, I'm pretty sure that I could put together a Shomer Shabbas racing team that, like Walter Sobchak, doesn't roll on Shabbas.

    Maybe we could even find a Sabra to race. Here's the Sabra that Jacob Shalit races: #tshirt
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    Murilee Martin promoted this comment bozoerrebbe was starred bozoerrebbe was unstarred
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    11/15/09


    @bozoerrebbe: There must be something in the fine print about Sabbath racing being OK in a Sabra. Though I'd prefer to see a LeMons Sussita. #tshirt
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    11/15/09

    @bozoerrebbe: Pick the right car, and you won't roll at all. #tshirt
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    11/15/09

    @Murilee Martin: Back in the early 70s, the word on the Sussita (Hebrew for "little horse") was that camels and other animals found the fiberglass to be tasty.

    FWIW, Henry Ford II was a major supporter of Israel (in part due to the influence of his good friend, Max Fisher) and in the 1970s there was a small Ford plant in Israel assembling knocked down Escort kits.

    The only racing that would be permitted on Shabbas would racing to the hospital.

    Between Memorial Day, Independence Day and Labor Day, it should be possible to run a LeMons on Sunday-Monday. #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/15/09

    @bozoerrebbe: Well, talk to Jay about it; if he's willing to spray-paint "No Fat Shiksas" on an Opel, he might be willing to put on a Sabbath-friendly race. #tshirt
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    11/15/09

    @bozoerrebbe: While I'm in the camp of the agnostics, there are a lot of "Christians" who think there should be a Saturday Monday session. And one of the most picturesque tracks in the country only runs on Saturday, and Monday, and that would be Lime Rock Park.

    Because of some local restrictions, Lime Rock can't hold any racing on Sunday.... Period. #tshirt
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/16/09

    @bozoerrebbe: Don't get too excited about Henry Ford. He was, shall we say, not entirely opposed to Hitler and they exchanged autographed photos. #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/16/09

    @Novaload: He's talking about Henry Ford II, who wasn't quite the nutjob his father was. #tshirt
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    11/16/09

    @Murilee Martin: Ooops. Oh, well. Edsel was my fave Ford bro anyway. #tshirt
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    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    I would wear these with pride only equaled by a high schooler with a rented prom tuxedo. #tshirt
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    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    One can only hope the team JDL BMW 2002 was painted Jewish Racing Gold. #tshirt
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    11/14/09

    @duster_uk: We did pour an entire bottle of Manichewitz in it. Really. #tshirt
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    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!

    I have two suggestions for your T-shirts:

    l. Tape or pin them to your garage walls.

    2. Have some quilts made from them. Then you could raffle them off and donate proceeds to charity. #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/14/09

    @skaycog: Whoa, a quilt would be pretty damn cool. #tshirt
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    Image of sardonicbastard sardonicbastard
    11/15/09

    @skaycog: Clearly it needs to not only be a quilt, but then turned into a snuggie, so that you could comfortably wear that much awesomeness and not get cold reaching for the remote. #tshirt
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    Novaload promoted this comment sardonicbastard was starred sardonicbastard was unstarred
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    11/16/09

    @Murilee Martin: Old t-shirts get stretchy and stretchy stuff doesn't work well on quilts. I had an old collection of 60s/early 70s Fender t-shirts--Fender has brought back some of them, but not all of them, strangely enough. We tried various ways to save them but the only one left is "The World's Favorite Love Machine" with some cartoonish birds and bees on it--after seeing the rest fail as pillows, throws and such, I can tell you that this kind of material is really made for t-shirts, period and I'm glad I didn't risk the "Love Machine" one, which is currently in hiding in the bottom of a drawer. #tshirt
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    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    If the Perps don't want them, I see potential in putting these bribes to good use. For each race, a pool of shirts could be put into a raffle for all attending or on the internet. Sell raffle tickets and donate the money to charity or a scholarship fund at the end of the year. #tshirt
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    11/14/09

    @Hi_my_name_is: Jay uses his house as the LeMons HQ warehouse, and he was running out of room for stuff like this.

    I'll probably end up giving most of these shirts away as contest prizes or something. Maybe a couple dozen I'll keep (I always wear team shirts, preferably those of IOE winners, while judging), but this quantity of T-shirts becomes a white elephant pretty fast. #tshirt
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