I've had a suprising number of LeMons candidates flow through my hands at Benz Towers of late, a 230TE and an Omega 3.0 (nee Cadillac Catera), Need LeMons UK NOW. And bagsy us the "Suckers" style car salesman theme....
The really great thing about Lemons is that it actually does restore my faith in human nature--the creativity, the humor, the lunacy, the ultimate kindness and cooperation--seriously, it may become the route to world peace. At the very least there will be (someday!) a Lemons International.
Wow, the D&D guys built 20-sided fuzzy dice? I never though LeMons would change the world, but there ya go.
D&D, Mooks on Dyno Fresstyle bikes, and the team that looks like they just walked out of Monty Python's Holy Grail are my new Favorite People. I am glad that Crazy German Guy got some deserved coverage here, too.
I'm plenty creative with JB Weld and parts which shouldn't go together, or even be used, but costumes...not so much. The Corporate Machine took the only idea I had, Cadillac and all...though I was shooting for a different Caddy.
I have another idea for a Cadillac, but, shhhh, y'never know... I might hit a big lottery...if I should "play".
Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 07/19/09 4:37 PM
that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred
that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
@Murilee Martin: It just occurred to me, is it possible to be both winning and be voted something by the people, I'm thinking The Curse, so even though you lead the field, you lose? Just wondering with my fingers....
It's likely in the rules, but I can't be bothered with all that readin' and whatnot. Bah!!!
Lets see. . . European Stereotypes, Sacha Baron Cohen Characters, S and M Harry Potter Characters, Vampires, Max Mosley Impersonaters (Complete with Nazi hookers). . I could go on.
I think I might deliberately enter a car that's rusted to shit with the theme of tetanus and billetproof.
You know, something completely unsafe looking and badass, that looks like someone probably did build it for $500, mostly out of scrap they found lying in some farmer's field somewhere.
Muri, I dun care if these guys are neo-Nazi skinheads, destroying their car three times, for the amusement of all the peopple whose cars weren't destroyed, is over the top.
These guys may not be loveable, but they worked just as hard on their car as anyone else, putting in (most likely) hundreds of hours to build their car, and while the Curse can and should be liable to fall upon anyone at least once, three times...especially out of 90+ different competitors...makes a good case for "If your car was previously Cursed, it is ineligible for a second such...:ahem:...award."
You may not be able to vote on the Curse, but your failure to protect these guys from persecution places you squarely in the "conspiracy" seat, and deservedly so.
@Jim Hubert: No, failing to protect them places me in the "executioner" seat; I'd be a conspirator only if I'd worked to disregard the ballots in order to crush some other car (e.g., the Cajun Jihad, who would have enjoyed being the curse). And you know what? I have no problem pulling the Destructo switch on a 3-time or even 10-time Curse winner, if that's how the vote goes (though actually you give me credit for too much influence on the process; Jay Lamm tends to make such decisions singlehandedly, though in this case we were all behind him 100%).
Without the People's Curse, the only safety valve for the racers who get pissed off about some other team that they hate is whining. At us. All weekend long. Without the Curse, hair-splitting paddock lawyers would be creating and/or exploiting endless loopholes and gray areas in the rules (even more than they are now), and the best lawyer's team would run away with the race... which would make the race much less fun for 90% of the racers.
Now that we have a "nobody" option on the Curse, we may well have many races in which no cars get crushed. But when a team wins the Curse vote, we expect to see them accept it with dignity and humor.
Let's see if I've got this straight. When the gvm't pays people to crush old cars, it's evil When a bunch of drunken hoons wants to do crush one, that's cool.
@Pffft...Prius. Get an '81 Tercel, instead!: The entire LeMons crew had that song stuck in their head, to the extent that Justice Lieberman ended up downloading it as his cellphone ringtone. It's "Beware Of The Boys" by Punjabi MC.
@Murilee Martin: The Echidna is also one of the coolest American road racing specials. Three guys got together and cut down 57 Chevy chassis, mounted fiberglass Scarab-flavored bodies, and went road racing--complete with steel wheels instead of Halibrands.
@Novaload Misses Murilee: I seem to recall that they said they'd be at the next Houston race. With a manual trans and some swaybars (their car had none, thanks to a previous owner who apparently felt that body roll made for a better driving experience) the car should be pretty quick. Well, less slow.
When I read the question, the first thing that came to mind was, "Well, I bet they go through brakes pretty quickly because of the relative lack of downshift control." But after watching a few minutes of that, I see that the car never really goes fast enough to produce a need for brakes. Genius! :)
@go_racing84: I forgot to mention that the car blew its rear main seal early on Sunday, oiling down the rear tires and producing an epic spinout. The team was packed with good wrenches, and they managed to find a new seal and get it installed within an hour or two.
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Girls who work on cars and race them AND have a sense of humor? Be still, my beating heart...
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D&D, Mooks on Dyno Fresstyle bikes, and the team that looks like they just walked out of Monty Python's Holy Grail are my new Favorite People. I am glad that Crazy German Guy got some deserved coverage here, too.
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"closes eyes and smiles"
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Not having a good theme, I think, might be a bigger problem than not having a race car.
At least if you have a good theme, you have a chance to win.
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I'm plenty creative with JB Weld and parts which shouldn't go together, or even be used, but costumes...not so much. The Corporate Machine took the only idea I had, Cadillac and all...though I was shooting for a different Caddy.
I have another idea for a Cadillac, but, shhhh, y'never know... I might hit a big lottery...if I should "play".
Funny how "running the numbers" has changed?
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It's likely in the rules, but I can't be bothered with all that readin' and whatnot. Bah!!!
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Lets see. . . European Stereotypes, Sacha Baron Cohen Characters, S and M Harry Potter Characters, Vampires, Max Mosley Impersonaters (Complete with Nazi hookers). . I could go on.
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Several Curse victims were the race leaders at the time of their destruction, too.
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You know, something completely unsafe looking and badass, that looks like someone probably did build it for $500, mostly out of scrap they found lying in some farmer's field somewhere.
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These guys may not be loveable, but they worked just as hard on their car as anyone else, putting in (most likely) hundreds of hours to build their car, and while the Curse can and should be liable to fall upon anyone at least once, three times...especially out of 90+ different competitors...makes a good case for "If your car was previously Cursed, it is ineligible for a second such...:ahem:...award."
You may not be able to vote on the Curse, but your failure to protect these guys from persecution places you squarely in the "conspiracy" seat, and deservedly so.
06/14/09
Without the People's Curse, the only safety valve for the racers who get pissed off about some other team that they hate is whining. At us. All weekend long. Without the Curse, hair-splitting paddock lawyers would be creating and/or exploiting endless loopholes and gray areas in the rules (even more than they are now), and the best lawyer's team would run away with the race... which would make the race much less fun for 90% of the racers.
Now that we have a "nobody" option on the Curse, we may well have many races in which no cars get crushed. But when a team wins the Curse vote, we expect to see them accept it with dignity and humor.
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When the gvm't pays people to crush old cars, it's evil
When a bunch of drunken hoons wants to do crush one, that's cool.
riiiiight
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Where's the dinner scotch?!
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Force them to wear a t-shirt sayng that.
I think it's kind of an obtuse badge of honor.
But it reminds all of the douche-baggy-ness.
Yep.
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Thanks for the videos--there can never be too much Lemons coverage!
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That's an excellent description of my 244.
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