The 2009 24 Hours Of LeMons Season Wrapup: IOE, Organizer's Choice, and…

We've seen the future of LeMons racing, but it seems only right that we wrap up 2009 with a look at the champions of the past season of 24 Hours Of LeMons events. » 12/27/09 5:00pm 12/27/09 5:00pm

24 Hours Of LeMons 2009 Organizer's Choice Winners

The Organizer's Choice (formerly People's Choice) trophy goes to the team that, in the eyes of the Chief Perp, really gets the point of the 24 Hours Of LeMons. » 12/27/09 4:55pm 12/27/09 4:55pm

24 Hours Of LeMons 2009 Season Overall Winners

Even though we tend to emphasize the Index Of Effluency winners, the team that takes the overall win at a LeMons race has accomplished the nearly impossible: keeping a $500 car running all weekend and avoiding penalties. » 12/27/09 4:55pm 12/27/09 4:55pm

LeMons Legends: Some of Our Favorite 24 Hours of LeMons Cars From 2009

There's been a lot of talk at LeMons HQ about organizing a LeMons Hall Of Fame, but nobody agrees on the half-dozen or so cars that deserve first-round acceptance. Let's look at 41 LeMons Legends from the '09 season instead! » 12/19/09 6:00pm 12/19/09 6:00pm

24 Hours Of LeMons 2009 Season Awards: BMW Takes Constructor Champion…

With ten races during the 2009 season, 24 Hours Of LeMons HQ decided it was time to deal out season awards. They even used some sort of pseudo-scientific point system to determine the winners, which gave BMW a big win. » 12/06/09 12:00pm 12/06/09 12:00pm

A Treasury Of 24 Hours Of LeMons Team Costumes, Part II

How can you tell the "serious" racers from the ones who really get the 24 Hours Of LeMons? Team costumes! Following up our first Team Costume Treasury, here's Part II! » 11/29/09 6:00pm 11/29/09 6:00pm

Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!

Since our last LeMons team T-shirt post my shirt collection has nearly doubled; not only do I get them as bribes from teams, but Chief Perp Lamm has kindly dumped given his collection on to me. » 11/14/09 11:00am 11/14/09 11:00am

PCH, LeMons Cars For The Street Edition: Cadillac Fleetwood or Volvo…

Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Wearing a helmet in your daily driver is cool. Really! » 10/18/09 7:00pm 10/18/09 7:00pm

The Top 122 Lemons Of The Lamest Day 24 Hours Of LeMons

The 19th race in 24 Hours Of LeMons history took place last weekend, and we finally had our first-ever Nissan winner! Right behind it- well, in some cases way behind it- were 121 other vehicles. » 10/10/09 11:00am 10/10/09 11:00am

And The REAL Lamest Day LeMons Winner Is... Gasmask's Lada Signet!

Yeah yeah, the car that gets the highest lap total gets the overall win at a 24 Hours Of LeMons race, but the insiders know who deserves the real respect! » 10/04/09 6:20pm 10/04/09 6:20pm

For The First Time In 24 Hours Of LeMons History... Nissan Victory!

OK, Nissan fans, you can stop agonizing over the so-called Curse Of Nissan at the 24 Hours Of LeMons, because one of your cars has finally taken the overall win! » 10/04/09 6:00pm 10/04/09 6:00pm

Lamest Day LeMons Into Second Half, Subaru Impreza Leads!

Would you believe a Subaru leading as the we get deeper into nighttime racing? It hasn't even been raining! Yes, the Team Paisley '98 Impreza has a couple of laps on the number two contender. » 10/04/09 3:00am 10/04/09 3:00am

Serious Race Track Takes Serious Toll On This New Yorker

We were pretty excited to see this early-90s Chrysler New Yorker in a LeMons race; talk about pure class on the race track! Sadly, it couldn't quite stay on its wheels. » 10/04/09 2:30am 10/04/09 2:30am

1961 Cadillac Fleetwood Bashes Tire Wall At High Speed, Driver OK

I'm back at the motel for some internet access and maybe a few Zs while tireless Judge Lieberman works the radios at Penalty HQ, so here's your LeMons Fleetwood Update. » 10/04/09 2:00am 10/04/09 2:00am

Chevy Vanamino Spins Bearing, Not Giving Up

Actually, the fried small-block bearing happened during practice last night, but the engine of the Snoopy's Quest For The Holy Nickelbag Chevy Vanamino is still scattered all over the mud at the moment. » 10/03/09 4:00pm 10/03/09 4:00pm

Three Hours In, 21 To Go At The Lamest Day: E30 Leads, Lada Still…

Internet access is difficult at best here at Nelson Ledges, so live updates are going to be few and short. At the moment, the Charlie Foxtrot Racing BMW 325i leads. » 10/03/09 3:30pm 10/03/09 3:30pm

Cheaters Tremble! BS Inspections Of The Lamest Day 24 Hours Of LeMons

After inspecting 130 cars today- including a Lada, an Omni GLHS, a Chevy Vanamino, and an Eagle Premiere- I can't think coherently enough to write anything. So, here, have some photographs! » 10/03/09 1:45am 10/03/09 1:45am

Watch The Lamest Day 24 Hours Of LeMons BS Inspections In Timelapse…

The most cars ever in a 24 Hours Of LeMons race (130), three former LeMons winners, and a cold rainy Ohio day all made for a very long day of Cheat Detection. » 10/03/09 1:25am 10/03/09 1:25am

Capitalism Takes On Communism In Ohio: 1961 Cadillac Versus Lada Signet!

The Lamest Day takes place at Nelson Ledges next weekend, and it will feature the best all-time Index Of Effluency matchup in 24 Hours Of LeMons history: a Soviet car taking on a finned Caddy! » 9/27/09 12:00pm 9/27/09 12:00pm