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Ford Tempo Fanatic
11/21/09

In reply to Yes, You Can Buy A "Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R" LeMons Team Shirt!
This one seems sorta politically incorrect or somethin. I can wear my neon green Driveshaft Through the Skull T-shirt anywhere really. School, hockey games, the garage when I'm working on the Tempo.

But I think I could offend people by showing up in a Shabbat Shalom M F R shirt.
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skitter
11/21/09

@Ford Tempo Fanatic: On the other hand, if it was a Shabbat Shalom MotherFcukeR shirt, I have no doubt it would be readily available at a horrifying shopping mall near you.
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Ford Tempo Fanatic
11/21/09

@skitter: I was thinking of just buying one, and if anyone noticed I'd just say it meant: MonkeyFighteR
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weatherman
11/22/09

@Ford Tempo Fanatic: It's a cool shirt, but I think I'd have to be jewish to pull it off.
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günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
11/22/09

@Ford Tempo Fanatic: how, my tempo-enthusiastic friend, how you not gotten a jalopnik brand heart-clicky before now?(my character map isn't working right now, 'tm' shows up as 'ä'... so i want to let mr. wert know that i'm trying not to infringe upon trade-mark issues... i just can't use the symbol right now, sorry.... i blame nibbles)

fixed. you now have one
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Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
11/24/09

@Ford Tempo Fanatic: You've just insulted MonkeyFighteRs everywhere. I hope you're happy, sicko.
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Ray Wert
11/21/09

In reply to Yes, You Can Buy A "Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R" LeMons Team Shirt!
Bought with express delivery to make it in in time for Hanukkah!
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FrankGrimes
11/14/09

In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
I would wear these with pride only equaled by a high schooler with a rented prom tuxedo. #tshirt
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skaycog was here
11/14/09

In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!

I have two suggestions for your T-shirts:

l. Tape or pin them to your garage walls.

2. Have some quilts made from them. Then you could raffle them off and donate proceeds to charity. #tshirt
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Murilee Martin
11/14/09

@skaycog: Whoa, a quilt would be pretty damn cool. #tshirt
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sardonicbastard
11/15/09

@skaycog: Clearly it needs to not only be a quilt, but then turned into a snuggie, so that you could comfortably wear that much awesomeness and not get cold reaching for the remote. #tshirt
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Novaload
11/16/09

@Murilee Martin: Old t-shirts get stretchy and stretchy stuff doesn't work well on quilts. I had an old collection of 60s/early 70s Fender t-shirts--Fender has brought back some of them, but not all of them, strangely enough. We tried various ways to save them but the only one left is "The World's Favorite Love Machine" with some cartoonish birds and bees on it--after seeing the rest fail as pillows, throws and such, I can tell you that this kind of material is really made for t-shirts, period and I'm glad I didn't risk the "Love Machine" one, which is currently in hiding in the bottom of a drawer. #tshirt
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LTDScott
11/14/09

In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
I am sad to say I lost my Faster Farms T-shirt somewhere when I moved :( #tshirt
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Novaload
11/14/09

@LTDScott: Have you looked in a mirror? Are you wearing it? If not, wow, you should never have taken that off. Way too cool. With "cool" meaning of course "clever, neat, and demented." #tshirt
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Murilee Martin
11/14/09

@LTDScott: I'm sure Adrian will be selling them at Thunderhill. #tshirt
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Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
11/14/09

In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
Oh man - can I buy a copy of #61 (Frogmasters) anywhere?

You could probably start an internet T-shirt business with these designs and do handsomely with it. #tshirt
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Novaload
11/14/09

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This, my friends, is why American will never fail. #tshirt
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BlueBomb
11/14/09

@Novaload: Hahaha - don't you mean CHINA will never fail? #tshirt
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Novaload
11/14/09

@BlueBomb: No, no, this is homegrown talent, regardless of the fabric its on. #tshirt
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BlueBomb
11/15/09

@Novaload: I'm starting a sweat shop in Manhattan like the good ole days of manufacturing. Using sweat shops abroad is killing our GNP. #tshirt
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Novaload
11/16/09

@BlueBomb: That's very patriotic of you, sir. We have to start re-building our economy some damn where!
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Jeb_Hoge
11/14/09

In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
I have seen Heaven, and it is good. #tshirt
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Comrade Teargaskov
11/11/09

In reply to Soviet Flags and West Virginia Trailer Parks: The Penalties Of The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons
Glad to see those flags going to good use! #penalties
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Turboner
11/09/09

In reply to Soviet Flags and West Virginia Trailer Parks: The Penalties Of The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons
We had a used toilet full of beer at NWAA Smackdown this year. The best part was the other car clubs' members pulling it (PBR light, eew) out of the ice and drinking it. Why would anyone drink beer from a toilet is beyond me. #penalties
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Rockford Brodie and the Masters of the Hooniverse
11/08/09

In reply to Soviet Flags and West Virginia Trailer Parks: The Penalties Of The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons
Exactly how many titles does Jay have, anyway? Chief Perpetrator, Great Helmsman, Sexy Beast...

...Wait, what? #penalties
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Uncle Bo
11/08/09

In reply to Soviet Flags and West Virginia Trailer Parks: The Penalties Of The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons
Here's the problem with California - it's so big, you have plenty of both bed-wetting, self obsessed liberals AND gun-toting, flag waving conservatives. You need a penalty that encompasses things all Californians hate; high property taxes, low property values, overpriced gasoline, and horrible traffic. Yeah, this could work in most states but these problems are very acute out west.

Make the teams push their cars in a bumper-to-bumper fashion while the driver reads the California foreclosure listings for the week. I know, the idea needs work, but something along that line will piss off pretty much everyone. #penalties
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Clown Shoe Pilot
11/08/09

@Uncle Bo: They must not hate low property values and horrible traffic THAT much, or they wouldn't be racing in the 24 Hours of LeMons, now would they? #penalties
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Rockford Brodie and the Masters of the Hooniverse
11/08/09

In reply to Soviet Flags and West Virginia Trailer Parks: The Penalties Of The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons
The Conservative Talk Radio Echo Chamber...I think you may have hit on the one penalty Dominik wouldn't enjoy. #penalties
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Armand
11/08/09

In reply to Soviet Flags and West Virginia Trailer Parks: The Penalties Of The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons
For California, we need to have miscreants paint a Confederate battle flag on the roof of their car; then, they should have to wire in a horn that plays "Dixie." Or just put a Confederate battle flag on the car. Or a Texas flag. Or the flag of any state east of the Rockies and south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Ironically, all the California raceways LeMons frequents (except Infineon, where they won't be racing until next year) are in California's more rural and conservative areas. My mother grew up about 45 minutes away from Thunderhill, and I saw my first "Palin 2012" sign (spray-painted, of course) last year when we went up there for Thanksgiving. #penalties
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something_unique_and_descriptive
11/08/09

In reply to Soviet Flags and West Virginia Trailer Parks: The Penalties Of The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons
George W. Bush penalty. Make them put on a cowboy hat, adopt a horrid "Texas" accent, and clear brush while dodging questions about why they're being penalized. #penalties
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