If you have what's known as Old Money, meaning Really Very Ancient Old Money, you tend to live in New England and your great-great-great-grandparent has their own Wikipedia page and you drive a Range Rover. But if your money is slightly more youthful, you'll want the 2015 Cadillac ATS Coupe.
Come on, you know you want the Cadillac ATS Coupe over the sedan. The four-door's backseat isn't even that big anyway. Just be ready to pay more for better looks and fewer doors.
Here's a bunch of photographers surrounding the 2015 Cadillac ATS Coupe at the Detroit auto show. While they were taking pictures, I asked one of Caddy's top execs if an ATS-V was in the works. The short answer: Stay tuned.
The all-American Cadillac ATS is about as good as modern sport sedans get. Now it's got a version designed to fight off its two-door competitors as well. Meet the Cadillac ATS Coupe!
What you see here is the 2015 Cadillac ATS Coupe. Well, not really, that's just a pretty great photoshop that I made. Fooled you, right? Let's see if you can do better.