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New Bugatti Teased In Anniversary Party Invite
Bugatti Set To Reveal New Model In September


07/13/09
Bugatti, maybe you should try making sure it's profitable this time. It would be the greatest tragedy for the most incredible pieces of engineering and machinery in the world to be the cause of their own demise.
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"Yes, Mr. Piech, what can I do for you?"
"The Veyron isn't that amazing anymore. I want you to build a new one. With 2000 horsepower."
"Um, sir, we will do our best..."
"No, you f**king do it or you are fired."
"But, sir, the engineers, when they were made to build the 1000 hp Veyron, they..."
"Shut up. No 'but's. They said it couldn't be done, but they did it anyways. Tell them I said so."
"Uh, ok, certainly, sir."
"Oh, and it must do 350mph, be able to lap the 'Ring faster than anything else, I'm so sick of the stupid arguments on VWVortex, so pointless."
"AAANNND, four seats, four doors, 2 million Pounds Sterling, all wheel drive, quiet at speed, and have that trademark horseshoe grille."
"Oh. Ok. I understand. Good bye Mr Piech, I will pass your word onto the engineers."
07/13/09
It also looks a lot like the 2008 Type 12-2 Streamliner concept:
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If that don't work, here's the link [www.bugattipage.com] (NEED PREVIEW BUTTON!!!)
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03/13/09
1)Take money from rich Middle-Eastern customer
2)Glue money together into one giant car-shape
3)Put in pedals, also made from pure, unadulterated, US legal tender
4)???
5)Profit
6)UK Pound special edition
7)Euro special edition
8)???
9)More profit
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The only problem is that Bugatti doesn't actually turn a profit.
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"The future is cloudy, yes.... but something emerges from the fog... it looks like... wait, yes, it is! a Bugatti four-door coupe.
Either that or some form of monstrous crossover.
That'll be $150, Mr. Insider. Thank you so much for coming to see me today."
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Some believe the next Bugatti will be another Royale:
03/13/09
I blame you, Dearthair, if my blood caffeine level drops to a dangerously low level and I start spewing nonsense.
03/13/09
From certain angles, that EB112 looks like a chopped-and-channeled AMC Pacer...
Now, is that a good thing, or a bad thing...?
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EB112
EB218
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I could swear that Porsche was looking at these when they gave birth to the Panamera.
03/13/09
I'm fine with large rear windows, but the least they could do is round them out a little bit to resemble the Atlantique:
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Front shot for reference:
I'm sorry, but that's just fugly.
03/13/09
Can we please have the frickin' preview button back!?
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Me = Fail.
The 112 is better.
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Ok, the Atlantic is higher up the scale of best looking cars of all time than the Stingray. I would have it fighting
for top spot with the Mura. The Stingray
is lower down the totem pole fighting it
out with the Iso Griffo and Bizzarini Strada.
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