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    11/20/09

    In reply to Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter
    I want it to sound like the flying saucers on "UFO"
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter
    Ambient Metallica. Problem solved.
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    11/20/09

    @GreenN_Gold: Ambient Metallica would be a great name for a rock band.

    Wait....
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter
    I want mine to scream like Sam Kinison...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: lol best horn ever. I was thinking a chorus of Bobcat Goldthwait and Gilbert Gottfried.
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    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I think those horns would give #RoofCoffeCup some serious competition....
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/20/09

    In reply to Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter
    I'll take one in duck call, please.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/20/09

    In reply to Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter
    My car already has this feature. As soon as I see a pedestrian, I push the button.

    This lowers the driver's side window, whereupon I yell, "GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE STREET, JACKASS!" as I speed by.

    Works every time.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: And you can't get fined if there's a no honking sign.
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    11/21/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: You get a heart-click for that one. Also, for still being the best Gawker Media commenter name. Ever. OMG! Awesome!
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter
    We so need a 10 best automotive chyrons.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter
    I am hoping this feature could be implemented on more vehicles, especially those whose default horns are as loud as the end of the whole goddamned world.

    Yes, I'm looking at you, trucks. I leap in staggered shock every time one of your bloody airhorns blast into the stratosphere and scare birds and elks and lions and tigers and elephants and cats.

    Like, seriously, do you need to?

    Oh, wait, you do, because it's all you've got. Sure, it's just about preferable to being run over by you, but I'd much rather you get a chirper or a musical horn (try James May's policecar horn) and not scare the s*** out of me.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter
    A stink alert would be better and contribute to a quieter serene environment. I propose a system by which Calvin Klein's Obsession would be atomized into the air alerting pedestrians to the presence of your electric silent mobile. This would also benefit the deaf and the soon to be deaf (those with headphones on).

    Now for the acronym to make it legit OFAL
    Olactory Forwarning Automobile Logic
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter
    Lame. What they really need is the Jalopnik Taiwanese national anthem option. I would def tick that box, if I ever drove a Volt.
     Reply
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter
    Can I get one that cat-calls at attractive women and barks at everyone else?
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    11/20/09


    @pauljones:
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter
    How about a nice, polite throat clearing cough?

    And in my car I'd rather have a 'Push to Pass' button, thanks.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/20/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: You'll have to wait for the Megavolt.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter
    "But officer, I chirped repeatedly at the blind guy but he still just stepped out in front of me!"
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Chevy Volt "Chirps," Warns Pedestrians Of Impending Silent Vehicular Manslaughter
    The first company that makes an electric car that sounds like a TiE fighter will win my hard earned dollars.

    GM, you have plenty of time to fix this.
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    Image of GeeHalen GeeHalen
    11/20/09

    @evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: Or plays the 'Imperial Death March'.
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    11/20/09

    @evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: Do that and you'll find a concussion missile in your grille son.
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    11/20/09

    @GeeHalen: I think that is reserved specifically for Toyotas.
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    11/20/09

    @evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: "Imperial Death Mats"?
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    11/20/09

    @evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: You'll have to wait for them coming out with a car long enough to wait for minutes to pass like a star destroyer does.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    10/15/09

    In reply to Legion Of Chevy Volt Testers Take Leisurely Drive
    Hope they get these Volts into the showrooms real soon, I want to get on with ignoring them as I drive past the dealership. #chevroletvolt
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Legion Of Chevy Volt Testers Take Leisurely Drive
    They don't want to push the Volt engines too hard just yet. They really aren't sure if the hydrocoptic marselveins on the ambifacient lunar wainshaft can effectively prevent side-fumbling. It's only made of prefamulated amulite, you know.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    10/15/09

    @Tanshanomi: You need to do a little Wikipedia fact checking before you hit the share button. It's actually made of postfamulated amulite, which is completely different. #chevroletvolt
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    10/15/09

    @Flathead Smith: The concept had postfamulated amulite, but to reduce production costs the version you'll be able to buy only has prefamulated amulite. I hate it when they bait-and-switch you like that.
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