The Cadillac CTS-V Sport Wagon does some mean burnouts. But what about Bibendum-circling donuts? Not a problem either.

We can't tell you how the Cadillac CTS-V Sport Wagon drives until Monday morning at 12:01 am. But, we can show you what it looks like when you murder the Michelin Man's children as he sadistically dances on.

The 556 HP Cadillac CTS-V Wagon will be available at U.S. Cadillac dealers later this year, with pricing starting at $62,990, including destination. Do want. Do want so badly it hurts.