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Detroit, 10:03 PM
Tue Dec 1
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*fuck shit ass cunt
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have that huge B-pillar in the way?
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Reminds me of the Malaise era "downsized" Thunderbird, Eldorado, Riviera etc.
Same old recipe, but some of the meaty goodness removed.
Diet Rolls.
Royce Lite.
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I therefore turn my opinion over to the Jalopulace. You can decide for me whether I love it or hate it.
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You want to give me, I don't even know, I'm so damn indecisive.
@Deartháir now campaigns for leavethegun - takethecannoli: Thank you both for campaigning for me.
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And it's ugly. It looks like it's what the Chinese would come up with if they had to design a Phantom. A "Modern Gentleman" badge would fit better than a "Double R".
Now, you want me to transfer all of your customers' accounts to me...
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Otherwise, its too small. How are you supposed to get a driver, body guard, wife, mistress and cocaine salesman in there?
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@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Indecisiveness is unbecoming of a Jedi.
@Pessimippopotamus will steal you a ★ for 50 coins: I see your argument... but if we look at today's Rollers, some might compare them to the Rollers of 20 years ago and consider them blasphemous. Fiber optic starfield in the headliner? Really?
@engineerd thinks cannoli is deserving of a star: Wife and cocaine salesman go in the trunk. Duh.
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after the wreck you will launch a "too encompassing for any manufacturer" campaign, pointing out the flaws of brand market domination. all in order to jump start your political campaign. several years latter you will be elected high chancellor of canadia land.
after your clean sweep victory in the national syrup drinking contest, you will be greeted with high praise during your press events.
unfortunately your carrier will come to a dramatic fall when you are found in a dark alley with a strange human like figure made of plaster and wax. this will force he conservative base that elected you to turn their back.
you will spend the rest of your years in a dank cold cabin in nova scotia were you will make a living as a sardine fisherman.
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@Deartháir now campaigns for leavethegun - takethecannoli: I wouldn't put the cocaine salesman in the trunk. You might need something while in transit.
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Isn't that why you're keeping the mistress with you in the back seat?
@damnelantra™: ...a strange human like figure made of plaster and wax...
Jessica Simpson? Sweet. The future's looking bright!
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I think the timing for the release of this car is perfect: if you can still afford a Roller, you might want to show a bit of restrain, when James drives you down to your factory for that "production assets capacity adjustment" meeting...
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I wouldn't mind the opportunity to learn how to suffer under such ignomy.
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hmm...seems to me like it should be Adequately Dark tungsten instead.
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Is it a wise move for Rolls to move further downscale in this economy? Wouldn't remaining exclusive and elusive post higher profits?
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And thanks for the support too, it is much appreciated.