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    New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    I was going to say something along the lines of, "Ladies, don't fight. I'll give your all rides. You can just take turns."


    But it seems that the guy in the Merc has scared all of the women away.

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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    Really awkward that they weren't riding side saddle with those dresses on.


    The car is pretty awkward, too.

     Reply
    Bumblebee was starred Bumblebee was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    Lady Godiva
    E-class at your feet
    Wonder what's the stink
    On the power seats
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    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    So this is what Matthew Broderick uses to attract mates.
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    JC Whitless was starred JC Whitless was unstarred
    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    Wowz, Russian music, Arabian horses, and an Italian village, all to sell a German car.
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    Graverobber was starred Graverobber was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/17/09

    @Graverobber: Can you tell it was sponsored by the UN?
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    04/17/09

    @Graverobber: You just got a little sampling of what it's like trying to deal with the Government of Canada.
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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/17/09

    @Pope Deartháir III the Awesometh: He forgot the Indians. We have some power in the Govt. of Canada.
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    Somebody at the MB marketing department figured out that chests > chess.
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    Boosted Lego Wagon was starred Boosted Lego Wagon was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/17/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: So Audi's response in the "Billboard Wars" should have been simply Boobies? Makes sense to me.
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    And they're trying to make me buy an E-Class when I clearly should be taking riding lessons instead?
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    Syrax was starred Syrax was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    I'm not sure what they're tryig to say here...


    "The new E-Class makes you a stud"
    "Mercedes E-Class, better than a Pinto"
    "The E-class, plenty of horsepower and babes to boot"
    "Smoother on cobblestones than a horse"


    Fun to watch but I don't get it.

     Reply
    Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/17/09

    @Alfisted:

    "Only women get on Mustangs"

    "For men who want more than one horsepower"

    "Scores of equestrian hotties will precede you wherever you go"


    /bad jokes

     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/17/09

    @Alfisted: And "Old men adore it"
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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    Mmmm. Bouncing up and down on horseback.


    Up next: Women on trampolines! In slow motion!


    I like car commercials. I see nothing wrong with it, and wholeheartedly endorse it.

     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/17/09

    @Pope Deartháir III the Awesometh: As you can see, Mercedes wants people to actually watch their commercials. Trampolines, women, slow motion. That's an epic win-win-win.
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of DonLuc DonLuc
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    What's with the mini C-pillar before the actual C-pillar? That totally throws off the design...it looks like one of those Hyundai Elantra 5s or something...weird.


    Sidenote: There was this girl that I knew in college that worked at a horsefarm. She'd regularly come in wearing her riding pants completely drenched in sweat all the way down to her thighs, so the woman on horses theme is not doi...


    ...well, actually, come to think of it...that's hot...REAL hot.

     Reply
    DonLuc was starred DonLuc was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/17/09

    @DonLuc: Drenched in sweat down to her thighs? Was she riding bareback?
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/17/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Your capacity for coming up with innuendo jokes has completely surpassed mine.
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    04/17/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: You're on fire today! I wish the Hamsters gave you multiple harts so I could click them all!
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/17/09

    @pauljones: you know, that actually started out innocently enough. I was starting to expound upon English vs. Western riding and the de-sweatyizing merits of saddles when I went and reread my first sentence, busted up laughing and deleted the rest of it.
     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    While I was in Mexico I saw a movie like this once, except it was the exact opposite.
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    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/17/09

    @Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg: The horses were riding the women? I think that sort of thing is illegal here.
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    04/17/09

    @Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg: I think those were donkeys.
     Reply
    Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/17/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick:


    Never heard of a Donkey show?

     Reply
    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/17/09

    @Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg: No, and now I'm afraid of Google...
     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/17/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: heheh...I'm sure that was a retina-scarring search to start your morning off.
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/17/09

    @Alfisted: With midgets.
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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/17/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: I take it you haven't seen Clerks II then, although I guess that would kinda fit with the whole "I haven't seen any movies" thing, wouldn't it?
     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/17/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: Sadly (??), you are correct. I saw the reference on Wikipedia, though.
     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of e30m3 e30m3
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    I meant if
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    e30m3 was starred e30m3 was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/17/09

    @e30m3: Did you really? How interesting!


    (Yeah, I know what post you're referring to, I'm just playing with you a little)

     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    Mercedes Benz: pretty at first, but then comes the horseshit.
     Reply
    Boosted Lego Wagon was starred Boosted Lego Wagon was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    04/17/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: Clearly you've been married.
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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of PetroSapien PetroSapien
    04/17/09

    @Pope Deartháir III the Awesometh: ...and dealt with an MB service (i use the term loosely) department.
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    PetroSapien was starred PetroSapien was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    04/17/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: Clearly I read that wrong. I think I got part of an earlier comment mixed with yours, implying that the women were like a Mercedes-Benz for the reason you stated.


    Or perhaps it was a Freudian Whip, and it's actually me who has had enough of women...

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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/17/09

    @PetroSapien: Mercedes Benz Sevis?
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/17/09

    @Pope Deartháir III the Awesometh: Larry Craig is available.
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    If I buy the E-class do women come after me on horses?
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of e30m3 e30m3
    04/17/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: only of you get the AMG package
     Reply
    e30m3 was starred e30m3 was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/17/09

    @e30m3: Of course. How else would i project my poseurness to everyone?
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/17/09

    In reply to New Mercedes E-Class Coupe Ad Features Beautiful Women Riding Horses
    It would be a lot more interesting and persuasive if they were naked.
     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/17/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: I wasn't expecting you to make that suggestion, but I agree.
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    04/17/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Don't agree. I prefer something left to the imagination.


    Now, send those ladies on a shopping trip through La Senza or Lululemon before they go on horseback? Okay, now you're talking.

     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    04/17/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: You're right....less Jane Austen, MORE Lady Godiva.
     Reply
    scroggzilla raids again was starred scroggzilla raids again was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    04/17/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: lol, I was wondering why you suddenly had even more followers :)
     Reply
    Scandinavian Flick was starred Scandinavian Flick was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/17/09

    @Scandinavian flick: I actually haven't gotten any new ones since last night. I guess boobies aren't as enticing as the unadulterated awesomeness that was the entire day of comments yesterday.
     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
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