"The new E-Class makes you a stud" "Mercedes E-Class, better than a Pinto" "The E-class, plenty of horsepower and babes to boot" "Smoother on cobblestones than a horse"
@Pope Deartháir III the Awesometh: As you can see, Mercedes wants people to actually watch their commercials. Trampolines, women, slow motion. That's an epic win-win-win.
What's with the mini C-pillar before the actual C-pillar? That totally throws off the design...it looks like one of those Hyundai Elantra 5s or something...weird.
Sidenote: There was this girl that I knew in college that worked at a horsefarm. She'd regularly come in wearing her riding pants completely drenched in sweat all the way down to her thighs, so the woman on horses theme is not doi...
...well, actually, come to think of it...that's hot...REAL hot.
@pauljones: you know, that actually started out innocently enough. I was starting to expound upon English vs. Western riding and the de-sweatyizing merits of saddles when I went and reread my first sentence, busted up laughing and deleted the rest of it.
@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: I take it you haven't seen Clerks II then, although I guess that would kinda fit with the whole "I haven't seen any movies" thing, wouldn't it?
@boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: Clearly I read that wrong. I think I got part of an earlier comment mixed with yours, implying that the women were like a Mercedes-Benz for the reason you stated.
Or perhaps it was a Freudian Whip, and it's actually me who has had enough of women...
@Scandinavian flick: I actually haven't gotten any new ones since last night. I guess boobies aren't as enticing as the unadulterated awesomeness that was the entire day of comments yesterday.
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But it seems that the guy in the Merc has scared all of the women away.
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The car is pretty awkward, too.
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E-class at your feet
Wonder what's the stink
On the power seats
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"The new E-Class makes you a stud"
"Mercedes E-Class, better than a Pinto"
"The E-class, plenty of horsepower and babes to boot"
"Smoother on cobblestones than a horse"
Fun to watch but I don't get it.
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"Only women get on Mustangs"
"For men who want more than one horsepower"
"Scores of equestrian hotties will precede you wherever you go"
/bad jokes
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Up next: Women on trampolines! In slow motion!
I like car commercials. I see nothing wrong with it, and wholeheartedly endorse it.
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Sidenote: There was this girl that I knew in college that worked at a horsefarm. She'd regularly come in wearing her riding pants completely drenched in sweat all the way down to her thighs, so the woman on horses theme is not doi...
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Never heard of a Donkey show?
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(Yeah, I know what post you're referring to, I'm just playing with you a little)
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Or perhaps it was a Freudian Whip, and it's actually me who has had enough of women...
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Now, send those ladies on a shopping trip through La Senza or Lululemon before they go on horseback? Okay, now you're talking.
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