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    New Camaro Gets World's Worst Nose Job

    This Is What A Totaled Camaro SS Looks Like

    First Crash Of New Chevy Camaro!
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Camaro Gets World's Worst Nose Job
    Meth.


    Not even once.

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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Camaro Gets World's Worst Nose Job
    The bumblebee dies after it uses its sting.
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    Image of pres pres
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Camaro Gets World's Worst Nose Job
    Seriously, you guys need to be a bit easier on those press cars. Testing the airbags is not par for the course in most test articles.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Camaro Gets World's Worst Nose Job
    Transformers, ROLL OUT....


    UGH... someone help the new guy PLEASE!


    Optimist Primerib says...

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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    07/02/09

    @POLAЯ MISSES THE OTHEЯ JALOPNIK:

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    07/02/09

    @POLAЯ MISSES THE OTHEЯ JALOPNIK: Who's/What's the other Jalopnik? I'm afraid I wasn't part of it.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    07/02/09

    @Syrax: In time, my brother. Something her is bound to make me snap soon, and when it does, I will fear no BanHammer.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    07/02/09

    @POLAЯ MISSES THE OTHEЯ JALOPNIK: But you're Jalop deity! The Burberry Banhammer should fear you!
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    07/02/09

    @POLAЯ MISSES THE OTHEЯ JALOPNIK: Oh my goodness! Where can I acquire my very own transformer kitty, pray tell?
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    Image of The Red Comet The Red Comet
    07/03/09

    @POLAЯ MISSES THE OTHEЯ JALOPNIK: But those are parts from an SD RX-93 Nu Gundam, which is not a Transformer!
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    07/03/09

    @The Red Comet: Okay, get back to Kotaku!
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Camaro Gets World's Worst Nose Job
    It's actually a prototype for the more compact 2011 Camaro XFE. They're, uhh, still working on it.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Camaro Gets World's Worst Nose Job
    Nope. SLR still hase the worst nose job.


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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    07/02/09

    @beercheck: I wouldn't call it a nose job.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Camaro Gets World's Worst Nose Job
    Just hit it with some allspark pixie dust, it'll be as good as new.
    /worst movie ever
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/02/09

    @SirNotAppearing: There was nothing worse than Reign of Fire.


    At least Transformers 2 had scenes of Megan Fox and Isabel Lucas that put naughty thought in my mind.

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    Image of .357 .357
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Camaro Gets World's Worst Nose Job
    I'm gonna say it now. I hate the new Camaro. I would so much rather have a Mustang than this new, super heavy, over-hyped car.
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    Image of Come&VetteMe Come&VetteMe
    07/02/09

    @.357 Lost The Fuckin Star, Eh: I forgive your stupidity.
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    Image of 01NB, now with less 01NB 01NB, now with less 01NB
    07/02/09

    @Come&VetteMe: I forgive your exposed (disgustingly) hairy chest and gold chains. Oh, and I forgive your shiny bald head, too.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    07/02/09

    @01NB: Wow. That was pathetic.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/02/09

    @.357 Lost The Fuckin Star, Eh: You sure do draw a rowdy crowd.
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    Image of 01NB, now with less 01NB 01NB, now with less 01NB
    07/02/09

    Wow some people have their sensitive pants on today.


    You guys Vette owners? Or just bald?

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    07/02/09

    @01NB: Idiot stereotype comments are on par with "FIRST!" comments. If you were actually going for lighthearted humor, you overreached.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    07/02/09

    @01NB: I'm surprised nobody flamed back with a "NO UR GAY" comment. Oh wait, this is Jalopnik, not 4chan - I'm not surprised in the slightest.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Camaro Gets World's Worst Nose Job
    Is this the Joseph Merrick special edition?
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    07/02/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Oh, if I had a million dollars....
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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    07/02/09

    @Ash78: then i'd buy you a K car.. a nice reliant automobile
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    Image of UncleBenny UncleBenny
    07/02/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I was thinking Michael Jackson special edition based on the post title.


    Too soon?

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/02/09

    @UncleBenny: Never too soon.
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    Image of Braff Braff
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Camaro Gets World's Worst Nose Job
    It tried to pull a Reverse Dragon on Wert... so he had to show it the Burberry BanHammer of Justice
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    07/02/09

    That'll boff right out, Ray.
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    05/10/09

    In reply to This Is What A Totaled Camaro SS Looks Like
    I think with a bit of pulling back it could make a decent 24 hours of Lemons entry...
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    Image of reefer reefer
    05/10/09

    In reply to This Is What A Totaled Camaro SS Looks Like
    I'm glad it wasn't the driver, I was relieved to see the back end hit when I opened the page....


    but why did he put some lame bumper sticker on a 20 hour old car?

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/10/09

    @reefer: You mean the dealership sticker that the dealership put on it?
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    05/10/09

    In reply to This Is What A Totaled Camaro SS Looks Like
    Am I the only one shocked that the driver/owner is NOT the cause of the vehicle's demise?
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/10/09

    @Plecostomus will never win COTD... but has a: I'm actually waiting to hear the full story. I read all the pages of the original thread, and the owner claims to have dusted a Challenger the night before, and then to have taken his brand new Camaro up to 176 mph (155 mph limiter be damned!). As of the last F5 viewing, that comment has been picked up by a cop in Florida... let's see if the word gets 'round to his local police force.


    There was also an interesting analysis by some guy who looked very carefully at the pictures and opined that the damage was caused by the driver sliding into something backwards. Let me see if I can find it to link:


    [www.camaro5.com]

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/10/09

    @Ln th Jlpchck: Well, alright, so there's a reckless Camaro-driving jackass around here. I still got dibs on the engine.


    Also: my dad told me he passed a Camaro in his 'Vette the other day. Maybe it was him!?

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/10/09

    @strllng plyr: This guy doesn't sound like he would stand for getting passed by anybody, and he only had the car for 20 hours before it got dragonated. I doubt it was him, but ya never know, anything is possible!
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/10/09

    @Ln th Jlpchck: Well, nevermind. He posted on the 7th, dad passed on the 9th.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/10/09

    @strllng plyr: Wow, that sounds a lot worse than it is!


    My dad and his C6 are fine.

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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    05/10/09

    @strllng plyr: Glad to hear it. Passing a Camaro would at least make you walk funny.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/10/09

    @Alfisted: Hahaha! You're not in the lounge yet, are you?
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    05/10/09

    @Ln th Jlpchck: Everything is possible! :) AHA! I can successfully reply to comments again!! Except, I had to use Safari. Firefox still hates me.


    Help???

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/10/09

    @Lane the Julepchock: Clearly, one or both vehicles was secretly a DeLorean. Two days? That's nothin'.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/10/09

    @FstrPssycw: Heh, I may change my name to that for a day once the disemvoweling meme dies down.
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    05/10/09

    @strllng plyr: I am now!
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    05/10/09

    In reply to This Is What A Totaled Camaro SS Looks Like
    I guess the Gen 5 owners will have to be like the rest of us. Carry a Baseball Bat behind the seat for the retards.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/10/09

    @lilwillie prays his 320i stays alive: I carry a .357 in the back for suckas unfortunate enough to fuck with my car.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/10/09

    @.thrfvsvn gt Brbrry bnhmmrd: I never would've guessed!
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/10/09

    @strllng plyr: I keep it pretty well hidden.
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    05/10/09

    @.thrfvsvn gt Brbrry bnhmmrd:

    Um, hidden except for your Jalopnik Username...?
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    Image of StevieRT StevieRT
    05/10/09

    In reply to This Is What A Totaled Camaro SS Looks Like
    Is this another one of the glitches that the Camaros come with from the factory?
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/11/09

    @StevieRT: No, I think this is swine flu.
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