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2010 Saab 9-3X Bows Ahead Of Geneva
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Oh, GM. You just can't help it, can you?
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Saab has a new vehicle aimed at lesbians. Blah blah blah. It is tall enough to negotiate rutted roads, but we know you won't really do that so we didn't give it true 4WD. Blah blah blah. We have achieved responsible performance. Blah blah blah. In a major technological breakthrough, we raised the chassis so you can drive on gravel. Blah blah blah. We have bold accents that are chrome and/or dark gray. Blah blah blah. It will have XWD and a 6-speed manual to try to appeal to men, but we don't expect to sell many manuals. Blah blah blah. In an automotive first, we have put lights in the cargo area. Blah blah blah. We have Stow-N-Go storage, but we couldn't call it that. Blah blah blah.
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Saab haven't been relevant against German rivals for quite some time.
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And as such, is automatically kickass.
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Not that I'm complaing, but it's rather obvious what their target market is, eh?
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The Militia Etheridge.
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I think to really validate this discussion however, Ash should invite his Jezebel fanclub over..
Perhaps this car should have an Indigo Grille? (Sorry, I got nothin')
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Oh, wait, that's everything Saab makes now.
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The guy closest to us asked "Are you looking for someone?" It was unbelievable. A deserted dealership and they wouldn't even get off their asses to sell a car.
We bought a car that night, but it wasn't a Saab.
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