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    2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle

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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    "Pedophile Delight -- we deliver!

    "No need to stalk and lure your prey... Just call us to have our talented workers delivered discreetly to your door. Also available in our school bus trim option: yellow paint with black accent pieces, driven by a loud, hung-over middle-aged chain-smoking lady trucker."
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    Are we ever going to see one displayed without some faux business graphics all over it? I kinda more in the truck than the Boo-Boo Busters logo.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    INSERT DEAD HOOKER CAPACITY JOKE HERE
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    As a dead child hooker transport, you're pretty much limiting the market to British sex tourists in Thailand. But these days, no niche is too small.
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    Image of the good dr zero the good dr zero
    02/12/09

    @Ash78: I thought that Gary Glitter was allegedly in Vietnam?
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    Stop with the dead hooker jokes!


    MY PEOPLE ARE A PROUD AND NOBLE PEOPLE.


    You could also stash like 50 NON hookers in it too.


    SEE?! FUNNY AS WELL.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/12/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx:


    Okay, okay. We'll move on to dead prostitute jokes.

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    02/12/09

    @pauljones: Thank you!


    ...want a zj? $50.

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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    Holy crap! I just noticed the menacing looking dude in the reflection of the back window in the first pic! It was him, officer! The dude in the suit that looks like Jack Thompson!
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    Why even bother with the individual shelves? My Dodge van hauls around the bodys just fine.


    Stack 'em in there like cord wood I say! Now if I could just find something to get that smell out.....

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/12/09

    @bertone77: But now you can organise the bodies! Perhaps by date, gender, number of remaining fingers...
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    jeez at first i though it was that Chinese death bus from the other day... wait, are the Chinese going to use this now? that would be VERY bad PR for Ford... or good PR, Ford... killing the competition


    well, maybe Texas will buy them...

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    Hey it's the "Bad Boys II" special edition Transit van.


    From the brochure:


    "Great for transporting drugs and money in corpses back to your native country."

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    this is a dual-purpose rig. Mobile pharmacy by day, dead hooker mover by night. Tri-purpose if you consider its the pharmacy that lures the hookers to you in flocks.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    DAYUM wouldja lookit the articulation on those doors. Last time I saw an appendage bend like that a teammate on the pole vault had dislocated his shoulder.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    Can you haz sex in it?
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    02/12/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - of the Jalopniverse: I think the proper question here is, "how many partners can you take in at one time?"
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    Finally someone that has Jo Schmos interests in mind
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    Youi can fit at least 50 dead hookers in the back.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    02/12/09

    @Syrax can't find a G-Class in Brazil: Syrax, se você tem dinheiro suficiente, um Mercedes G 55 AMG a venda nos distribuidores do MB em Brazil
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    02/12/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - of the Jalopniverse: forgot the link

    [www.mercedes-benz.com.br]
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    02/13/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - of the Jalopniverse: novo não, eu tô procurando usado. Vc tá louco dá R$750k num carro. Já chorei pagando 400 na Range Rover. Eu já fui na Comark, na AM Marcelo...tudo a mesma coisa, demora uns 3 meses e custa 750. E o pior é que eu nunca vi uma aqui, só uma G500 dum cara que nunca vai vender ela. Mas valeu!
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    Image of .357 .357
    02/12/09

    In reply to 2010 Ford Transit Connect: A Truly Multipurpose Commercial Vehicle
    I think this is the child abductor model.
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