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Detroit, 5:33 AM
Tue Dec 1
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    08/27/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    GSM: "Hey Billy-Bob, come over here & let me take a coupla nice shots of you with this Camarrah for the website."
    BILLY-BOB: "OK, heh-heh, that's cool - why not? Hey, Jason, watch this, I'm gonna flip him off as soon as he takes the shot - that'll kiyyyk ASSS, wonnit?"
    GSM: **Snappitty-snippity-snap*** "Got it! Thanks! We're done."
    BILLY-BOB: "What? Hey waitaminnit! I was jest f*ckin' around - didn't you see I flipped you off in that shot?"
    GSM: "Yeppers, and I got it... gonna post it today, too - been hating you since you started and now I got an excuse to fire your sorry ass."
    BILLY-BOB: "WHAT??? Hey, man, that is NOT cool!"
    GSM: "It's not cool? Is it 'not-cooler' than you showing up a half-hour late for sales meetings, just because you're boinking the owner's daughter and so you think you can get away with it?"
    BILLY-BOB: "Uhhh..."
    GSM: "Is it 'not-cooler' than me having to walk you through all of your deals because you've been here for six months now, and you still don't know how to work a four-square?"
    BILLY-BOB: "Ummm... Uhhh..."
    GSM: "So, here's how this sh*t's gonna work.... I'm gonna post that pic on our website, and the dealership's gonna get about a thousand callers complaining about it, and I'm gonna say to the boss: 'Oh, I am SOOOooo sorry about that, I really didn't even notice it - I never even thought Billy-Bob would ever do anything like that, so I didn't really even check those photos out, and I take full responsibility, since I should have caught it, I really shoulda - so if you feel you need to let me go, I understand.' - but he's not gonna let me go, he's gonna tell me to let YOU go, since you're the dickhead flipping off all our customers on our website, get it? Got it? Good. Then you can go to work in Tulsa or Little Rock or some sh*thole place like that - I don't give a flying f*ck."
    BILLY-BOB: "God-Dayum, Man!"
    GSM: "Yep, so man-up & gimme the owners' daughter's phone number before you go, OK?"
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    Maybe he only has one left...one!
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    Bitchin'
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    Neil: You didn't hook up with the new Camaro!

    Bob: I did too!

    Neil: Prove it!

    Bob: Smell my finger.
     Reply
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    Image of Come&VetteMe Come&VetteMe
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    What a pretty color.
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    Scandinavian Flick promoted this comment Come&VetteMe was starred Come&VetteMe was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    08/26/09

    @Come&VetteMe: Yeah, that is a pretty nice shirt.
     Reply
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    That's not the "shocker."

    Ash already made a comment similar to this and I overlooked it. It won't let me erase my comment.
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    Edited by leavethegun-takethecannoli at 08/26/09 5:10 PM leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    Benny Boyd demonstrates the new "Sit-n-Spin" supplemental restraint system.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers

    This is what they call in the biz, the Lutz "One-Finger Salute".
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    Image of cgarison cgarison
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    Seems like we are missing the "All You're Base Are Belong To Us" Reference.
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    Tomsk welcomes the Jezebanned home promoted this comment cgarison was starred cgarison was unstarred
    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    08/26/09

    @cgarison: You have no chance to buy make your MSRP.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    Johnny Cash imitation...ur doin it wrong.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    08/26/09

    @Tomsk welcomes the Jezebanned home: Nice one!
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    Image of powermatic powermatic
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    "Toss a ring on the finger, win a Camaro"
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    P161911 promoted this comment powermatic was starred powermatic was unstarred
    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    Someone in IT choose the wrong photo.

    I do like that blue though.
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    Image of skaspy skaspy
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    We have this guy as a client, finding out the background on this story right now....
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    BrAff promoted this comment skaspy was starred skaspy was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    What, did he forget his gun?
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    Image of GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls
    08/26/09

    In reply to Dealership Flicks Off Prospective Camaro SS Buyers
    I think we have witnessed something rare: what happens when someone in a midlife-crisis leaves the state of denial. I can only imagine my response would be similar.

    Because one minute you're cleaning out the wreckage of your 401K to buy the new version of your favorite teenage toy.

    Then you go to pick it up... and realize the wheels are a match for your hair. And its spare tire weighs less than yours.
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