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    Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter

    Rolls Royce 200EX Auto-Adjusting Purse Holder For The Ladies

    Rolls Royce Ghost Spotted, Driven By Lesser Dukes

    Rolls Royce 200EX Concept: Really Tiny, For A Roller
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    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    I'm not so keen on all these numbers. "200EX" sounds like a Nissan trim level or something. And really, I think all the stats should all just say "adequate":
    Wheel base: adequate
    Curb weight: adequate
    Alternator output rating: adequate

    Because who really gives a shit about half this stuff?
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    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    Over 5000 Lbs? This mean it will never be allowed at Lemons...

    Price? What price?
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    Image of GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls
    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    Ha! I've got this car beat:

    1975 Lincoln Continental Mark IV (2010+ Rolls-Royce Ghost)
    Overall Length: 228.1" (212.6)
    Width: 79.8" (76.7)
    Height: 53.5" (61.0) [Lincoln's a stock chop, baby]
    Weight: 5,353 lbs., just one dead golfer away from (5445)
    Horsepower/Tq: "Adequate". We shall not speak of malaise-era power numbers. Otherwise I claim a mulligan.
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    09/08/09

    @Goingincirclez: It seems that you have revealed your secret identity. Bwahaha!
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    Image of GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls
    09/08/09

    @discontinuuity is happy that everything has been set right in the Jalopverse. Now all we need is more of engineerd's Brefas Scotch!: Yeah, I knew that would do it for certain, but someone finally pegged it in the CSRSL last night so I figured why not?
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    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    I find it highly unacceptable that the carriage compartment has what looks to be viewable access to the driver compartment. It is a travesty that opulence levels have decreased to the point that I might step out of the portage and be confronted with the workings of this motorized carriage and the work itself.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    Wow, these are like...bubble-car dimensions.

    I look forward to seeing these parked "nose-in" on city streets a la Isetta/Smart.

    And I can already imagine Jezza driving one of these into an elevator at the BBC offices.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/08/09

    @bmoreDLJ: Absolutely. You should be able to fit two of these in your single-car garage!

    And by "two", I clearly mean "not even one".
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    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    I guess it had to happen sooner or later, but it's a little sad that the Parthenon-like chrome grille is so toned down. The grille looks like an applique on a regular car rather than the defining feature for the front end. The hood isn't even bevelled to match the corners of the grille anymore. Also, as with the Phantom, the taillights look to be an afterthought.

    This isn't a bad looking car at all. However, it doesn't look all that special.
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    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    Jeebus fuck. What happened to that nifty little feature that condensed the press release down to a nicely digestible size? Please bring that back before the auto show. That was fucking ridiculous. Some of us are logging on with an iPhone, scrolling that will give you carpal tunnel syndrome.

    Manufacturers need to learn that putting more words doesn't get them more press.
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    09/08/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: I really hope Jalopnik are trialling engineerd's new improved eRPS (or something like that).

    Like, I don't think I read a single press release in its entirety.
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    09/08/09

    @Mobius: I hope they can condense the press release into single sentences like: It sucks; Don't bother; Boring; Epic...etc etc...
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    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter


    They see me rollin
    They hatin
    Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    My music so loud
    I'm swangin
    They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
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    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    I was most impressed by the perforated leather seats for "air cooling" -- because if I were driving this mega expensive beast, I know my ass would be doing some serious sweating.
    Sold!
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    Image of Jagvar Jagvar
    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    So much more handsome than the Phantom!
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    09/08/09

    @Jagvar: Not that hard of accomplishment.
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    Image of Maxx Cracker Maxx Cracker
    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    OK, we have the joke about Grey Poupon. Now I'm just waiting for the dead hooker joke to make this complete.
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    09/08/09

    @Maxx Cracker: Pardon me, but do you have any dead hookers in your trunk?

    But of course...
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    discontinuuity is happy that everything has been set right in the Jalopverse. Now all we need is more of engineerd's Brefas Scotch! promoted this comment FormerlyPreferredCustomer was starred FormerlyPreferredCustomer was unstarred
    Image of DaddyRocket DaddyRocket
    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    I stopped reading after 5,445 lbs. Holy crackers!
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    discontinuuity is happy that everything has been set right in the Jalopverse. Now all we need is more of engineerd's Brefas Scotch! promoted this comment DaddyRocket was starred DaddyRocket was unstarred
    Image of Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans
    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    Oh my, they've quoted a horsepower figure.

    /Proof this isn't a REAL Rolls-Royce.
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    09/08/09

    @Iron coffin: Adequate only was enough when the market was almost entirely theirs. Now they have to fight for sales like every other manufacturer.
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    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    If I owned an auto manufacturer, I would introduce every one of my new models at Goodwood. With an open bar.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    09/08/09

    In reply to Rolls-Royce Ghost: Size Doesn't Matter
    So, it's the size/weight of a typical 'Murican SUV, but has performance which will bend space/time.

    I'll take one, please...and a fuel tanker to follow me.

    What, no manual transmission? Lame!

    /obligatory transmission comment
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