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    Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/11/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    Is she pretty? In my opinion, having seen her in person, yes.


    Should she focus more on becoming a more "complete" driver (i.e. technical feedback, strength, mental toughness)? In my opinion, yes.


    I rest my case.

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    Image of lascauxcaveman lascauxcaveman
    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    Baby, you can drive my car.
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    Image of .357 .357
    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    Man thats a nice Cobra.
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    Image of shenanigans shenanigans
    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    This was a gay test. And I got some baaaaad news for the people who chose the cobra over Danika........
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/10/09

    @shenanigans: I'm so ashamed of myself. I could have sworn that the Cobra was straight.
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    Image of MΩJΩ MΩJΩ
    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    I astounds me that a group of people could find a Citroën DS beautiful while simultaneously finding Danica Patrick not.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    02/10/09

    @MΩJΩ: This is jalopnik.com, not www.microbikinibabes.com

    You come here if you love cars. Secret cars, concept cars, flying cars, vintage cars, tricked-out cars, red cars, black cars, blonde cars - sometimes, cars just because of the curve of a hood; not to judge how Danica, or Booth Professional, et. al. looks. Sure they're a nice addition to the car cult, but personally, I'm here for the cars and the strange stories Jalop finds about them.


    Cheers! And I think Danica's HOT... just for the record!

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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    I dunno to much about her career, but if she races/raced for one of this weeks sponsors here at Jalopnik, maybe she should be rolling around on a nice vintage Accord!


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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    Danica and I would be in the middle of fooling around and she would say "OK, now you suck mine" and then there would be running and screaming and crying and no matter how hard I scrub I can't get clean
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    Image of Iwannarace Iwannarace
    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    I don't understand why a woman needs to act like a man to be "taken seriously..."


    There is no doubt that Danica is a beautiful woman, but by no means is she a stand alone knock out. Her fame is equally created by her professioinal success as it is her natural looks. Essentially saying, there is no way she would make it to the pages of SI in a bikini if she wasn't already known for her driving. So if she can (A) make some damn good ching and (B) premote her sport, by shaking her tail-feathers...why the hell not? IRL needs SOMETHING to gain viewer intrest....

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/10/09

    @Iwannarace: You know "ching" means fnck in Spanish, right?


    Sort of changes the intended meaning...

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    Wait...you guys needed graverobber to tip you on this one?


    Seriously?


    Either someone's asleep at the feed reader or SI's epically failing at their marketing efforts. Which is hard to do, considering they're hyping cars and boobies.

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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    No thanks. When it comes to women in racing, I'll take "Heart Like A Wheel" over "Ass Like A Man", if it's all the same to you guys.



    Show me Danica McKellar draped on the fender of a '67 Polara stationwagon, you might have something..

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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/10/09

    @Slantsick, Ethel's love-child: @Slantsick, Ethel's love-child: Wow, my Reference-O-Meter just went off the charts!


    Well played, sir.

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    Image of elwood elwood
    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    Shelby's gonna sue.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    02/10/09

    @elwood: Beat me to it.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    Nice pics. Most are mentioning that you can't take her serious because of these pictures but the same could be said for a good amount of male drivers. Especially in Napcar. The trend for marketability has trumped skill, in my opinion. If she is cashing in just like the male drivers do then it's all good.


    And she is a hell of a lot better to look at.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/10/09

    @lilwillie: I'd say there's a difference between cashing in based on a dashing jawline and $100 haircut and cashing in in a way that requires ass makeup.
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    Image of Thorby Thorby
    02/10/09

    @Mad_Science: There is a difference, but I don't think it's out of bounds for Danica to show some skin. Don't think half the attraction for Michael Phelps fans is anything other than his abs.

    If she has great calves from stomping some pedals, so much the better.

    Danica is cashing in all over the place, look at any recent car mag, she's shilling something in there. Why shouldn't she do this? She can be a great driver and be a sexy woman as well.

    Saying anything else smacks of the usual double-standard.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/10/09

    @Thorby: I'm mostly talking within the realm of motorsports. Phelps' uniform is a speedo, not so with Patrick.


    I don't see any male drivers posing semi-scandalously. Thus, I'd say the standard is you can be attractive, but posing near-naked is frowned upon...unless you're a woman. Thus: double standard.


    It's not a real big deal to me. Danica can make hardcore pr0n for all I care.


    It's just that she's going to set a standard that no women will be able to get ahead in racing if they aren't hot and willing to show it off. That's a detriment to the sport.

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    She's cute but so are pit bull puppies when they're that age.
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    Image of shoman95 shoman95
    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    Milka who?
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/10/09

    @shoman95: Dunno. Do you?
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    02/10/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
    Nice calf definition. Now put your clothes back on and drive. And try not to hit anything.
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