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    2009 Mercedes S-Class AMG Sport: Just Another Pretty Face?

    Mercedes Splitview Command Coming To 2009 S-Class

    First Picture Of New BMW 7-Series Squaring Off Against Mercedes S-Class, Jaguar XJ
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    04/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Mercedes S-Class AMG Sport: Just Another Pretty Face?
    All flash, no substance... sadly appropriate for the MB-USA target demographic.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Mercedes S-Class AMG Sport: Just Another Pretty Face?
    Bash it all you like. It's a high-end Mercedes package. Therefore, it's going to sell and probably to some asshat.
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    04/15/09

    @Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg:
    It'll be huge here in NY Metro. It's what the people want. Ooops wrong tagline.
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    04/15/09

    @Tiberiuswise - sarcasm free since April 15, 2009.: I don't think your new screen name is working...
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    04/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Mercedes S-Class AMG Sport: Just Another Pretty Face?
    BMW has M Sport Pack

    Benz Does Same

    Corvette Fakes with GT1


    Cars that imitate performance

    Make me sad

    The dawn of Malaise 2.0

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    04/15/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl:

    There was once a time long past

    When badges tell you how fast

    Then BMW could be badged Ms

    Mercs with AMG emblems

    Damn them posers! Blast!
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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    04/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Mercedes S-Class AMG Sport: Just Another Pretty Face?
    Why do I have the feeling that in a few short years, we'll have the AMG Motor Company producing cars, with the occasional "Mecerdes Benze" stripper base model?
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    04/15/09

    @FЯeeMan has given up on an edit function, just wants previe...: "Benze"?


    Good Lord! Go back to sleep.

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Mercedes S-Class AMG Sport: Just Another Pretty Face?
    Kinda hard to be sporty when you're in a 5k pound leviathan.
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    04/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Mercedes S-Class AMG Sport: Just Another Pretty Face?
    This AMG appearance package is the perfect mirror of the drivers who buy it. A man who is rich enough to actually afford the AMG, will buy it. The man who can't afford it, and doesn't have an image problem will just get the non-AMG. This is for a special breed. This is for the Posers. They are the ones who buy cars like this when their $600,000 house is being foreclosed because they bought it with their AMEX. They are the ones who buy an iPhone and don't know how to use the internet on it. They'll buy the Benz that looks great, but costs less. Like the regular S-class is a whiskey drinkers car, the Jagerbomb drinkers now have a car for themselves.
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    04/15/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th:


    As an owner of a 2008 S Class sedan, I have to say that I did not purchase my house with my amex. but I would buy this package solely for the looks, believe it or not there are people out there that like the way certain performance packages look. and also, if I owned an AMG S Class, I would probably not have a license at the moment, if my car can haul ass...imagine what an extra 150 horses could do...

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    04/15/09

    @vdiddy210: What S-Class do you have? The reason this is bad, all looks, no go. I personally drive a C63. My father has the S600. I love Benzes, but this is just not my thing.
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    04/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Mercedes S-Class AMG Sport: Just Another Pretty Face?
    Good. I don't trust all elders with 604bhp.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Mercedes S-Class AMG Sport: Just Another Pretty Face?
    My "principles" (I have those, I swear) direct me toward hating AMG-sport, S-line, and M-sport trimmings because they add all show and no go.


    Velour floormats have the ability to change my mind about anything.

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    04/15/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: What about sheepskin? I'm sure the top MBs have that option.
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    04/15/09

    @Syrax: It doesn't really scream at me in the same way. When I hear "velour" I immediately think of the Austin Princess and the black heart of Disco Malaise. It's making a comeback, I tell you what!
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    04/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Mercedes S-Class AMG Sport: Just Another Pretty Face?
    I hate these appearance packages. Don't get me wrong, they look nice, but why?


    I'd rather not have the appearance at all, but the substance of the AMG monster-mill.


    Am I supposed to say +1 me if you agree or something?

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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: +1 you


    The sad, sad part is that the opposite trend--stealth--is all but dead, at least in the US. I very rarely see debadged cars here, but it seems like they're very common in Europe and the UK. Maybe I'm just a freak who doesn't like attracting bad attention (cops, racers, etc).

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    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: i agree, but i dunno what to say, do i say +1 ? or do i say "something" your sentence structure is very very confusing

    (this coming from a guy who has English as a second language, can you feel the burn ?)
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    04/15/09

    @c0de DEMANDS layabout's return: I'll admit, it is a poorly constructed sentence. I was merely mocking a post from yesterday in which somebody put "+1 me if you agree." I found that quite funny, and yet, annoying at the same time.
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    04/15/09

    @Ash78: I love debadged cars. I love stealth.


    It is the equivalent of the velvet glove.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Yeah, I'm thinking of debadging my Prius so no one knows what kind of power I've got under there!
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    04/15/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: I don't think you meant "what" kind of power, I think you meant "no" kind of power.


    Anyways, everyone I talk to that has a Prius is "in the middle of an engine swap." Everyone is always talking about what kind of supercharged, or turbocharged, mill they are throwing in, usually V8s. Is the Prius the new Integra or what?

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    04/15/09

    @Ash78:
    I'd have to say that stealth lives in the new Taurus SHO. A small rear spoiler and an easily removable two inch badge on the c pillar. Best stealth since the 5.0 LM Mustangs.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/15/09

    @Tiberiuswise - sarcasm free since April 15, 2009.: Very possibly...doesn't it have cartoonish 19" rims, though? (probably not saying much if the base model is sporting 18"...)


    And probably dual/quad exhaust tips, which is the norm these days. Are we up to six exhaust tips yet? Someone needs to make that happen.

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    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I just hope I'm able to carry mine out before it becomes the One New Thing. My "personal outlook" isn't so good for that, if it catches on at all within the next five years.


    Until then I'm not debadging--I'm rebadging! Need HEMI badges for the fenders to complement the "Yeah, it's got a HEMI" sticker on the back.

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    04/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Mercedes S-Class AMG Sport: Just Another Pretty Face?
    AMG: Now offering pec implants for our owners' saggy moobs.
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    04/15/09

    @Ash78:
    Adequately
    Mitigating
    Gynecomastia
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    12/11/08

    In reply to Mercedes Splitview Command Coming To 2009 S-Class
    "Yes, Bobby, you may borrow the Benz to go to the mall with your school chums. Just be sure you don't mess up Daddy's seat/steering/mirror memory settings, or his favorite chapter stops on his Debbie Does Dallas DVD..."
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    12/11/08

    In reply to Mercedes Splitview Command Coming To 2009 S-Class
    Ray on CNBC? In the Car?? I thought it was illegal to display offensive material in public.
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    12/11/08

    In reply to Mercedes Splitview Command Coming To 2009 S-Class
    Personally, I'd rather have two turbos, and enjoy the multiple views OUTSIDE the car.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    12/12/08

    @Turboner: more turbos = better
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    12/11/08

    In reply to Mercedes Splitview Command Coming To 2009 S-Class
    Total mindfuck for anyone in the rear seat who catches it on-axis.


    Or possible hypnotic / hollucinagenic side-effects.

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    12/11/08

    In reply to Mercedes Splitview Command Coming To 2009 S-Class
    My car has not even a single view, how third world I feel right now. Thank you Mercedes.
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    12/11/08

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - Spreading the Christmas Spirit: My car has 5 LCDs but no nav screen.


    Is that a record?

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    12/11/08

    @Rust-MyEnemy--ymenEyM-tsuR: How many eyes you have Sir?
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    12/11/08

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - Spreading the Christmas Spirit: The usual four.


    Also:- without exception, I hate integrated sat-nav.


    More specifically, I hate integrated satnav once it is five years old, ludicrously outmoded and cocking up the console of my used 5 Series with its sub-VGA graphics

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