@Fluffy, Pushbroom: So many of the popular celebrities these days are talking about "the gays" and how they love them so (Kathy Griffin, Tori Spelling, Margaret Cho, et al.) that "gay" is being used as a noun rather than an adjective. I would call myself gay (e.g. gay person, gay male, gay activist, etc.), not "a gay". But I am old-fashioned, and I find being a noun (proper or im-) to be too restrictive and more than a bit silly.
@Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Oh no, I agree with you. If said celebrities wish to refer to homosexuals using a noun, I just found them one, right here in this sentence. There's always the good old-fashioned "gay man", too, of course. But those have extra syllables, you see...
But it's not even the noun/adjective issue that gets me, it's the initial capitalization.
@racerx: I found it endlessly amusing, personally. 'Course, it would've been better if it'd been in a publication I cared about, and about a car that didn't put me to sleep.
@Syrax: Well, we gays DO need something else to read when Jalopnik posts a guide for guys about what kinds of girls various cars attract, and vice versa, and nothing for us.
"I always pictured Anderson as a hardwood floor kind of guy".
Join his gym in Greenwich Village and chat him up in the shower, shooting the occasional downward glance. Or, better yet, drop the bar of soap and KNEEL down to retrieve it. Report back here with your findings...
Yep, like that overeager Staff Ass. who won't realize for about a decade how sexually harassed they've been abused by the entire org chart. But maybe they like it like that.
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Why'd they capitalize "Gay"?
Not a proper noun...
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But it's not even the noun/adjective issue that gets me, it's the initial capitalization.
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What the fuck did we expect?
Still rather funny
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"I always pictured Anderson as a hardwood floor kind of guy".
Join his gym in Greenwich Village and chat him up in the shower, shooting the occasional downward glance. Or, better yet, drop the bar of soap and KNEEL down to retrieve it. Report back here with your findings...
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Thought you all would enjoy sharing my anguish.
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/fixed
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Nah, just the exhaust tips.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Who in the hell is Anderson Cooper? I'm not googling that shit.
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Anderson Cooper is a silver fox.
I'd hit it, but I'd have to wait in line with all the guys that belong to his gym...
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epic.
Nice find, Wert.