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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    01/27/09

    In reply to The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
    The Jeep also attracts exhibitionist gay males: You can off-road to a remote location, and remove the canvas top; the foam-padded roll bars allow ALL KINDS of gymnastic positions (for two, three, or four players), further enhanced by being in the great outdoors (and I have lots of William Higgins porn films that illustrate MANY of those combinations and permutations).
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/27/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Toyota Prius Right Now
    The fellow holding the giant key does come with the Prius, right...?
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    01/27/09

    In reply to The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
    You mean a Dodge A100 is no longer on the list? Even with a mural and shag interior?
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    01/27/09

    In reply to The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
    CADILLAC ESCALADE AND BLACK PERSON REFERENCE, THIS MEANS BAN BAN BAN BAN!!!


    /Obama'slimoscandle...

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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    01/27/09

    In reply to The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
    I'd like to know why the 1989 Ford Tempo is not on this list.
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    Image of Kevin Medellin Kevin Medellin
    01/27/09

    In reply to The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
    Am I the only one who thinks that Alfa is just absolutely hideous?!? Seriously, Just because it has Ferrari underpinnings doesn't make it good looking. Kinda looks like Sam the Eagle:

    [moviesofmyself.typepad.com]
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    01/27/09

    @Kevin Medellin: Yeah, probly. But I'm in the same boat with the GT-R and R8.


    Re the 8C, I don't see Sam the Eagle, but I do see a silly Franco-Italian mustache. But....it kinda works...

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/27/09

    In reply to The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
    I drive a Volvo 240.


    Fuck.

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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    01/27/09

    @FluffyPushbroom: Promote safe sex... do it in a Volvo!
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    01/27/09

    In reply to Why You Should Buy A Toyota Prius Right Now
    That goalie made a beautiful save by zero.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    01/27/09

    In reply to The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
    In Soviet Russia, Cars Fuck You!


    In Soviet Britain too.

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    01/27/09

    In reply to The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
    A Wrangler/CJ/etc. with a dog riding shotgun (initially, anyway) is, hands down, the ultimate combination.


    Ladies?

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/27/09

    @beercheck:


    You are forgetting about the Jeep Honcho:


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    Image of JaguarChick JaguarChick
    01/27/09

    @pauljones:


    It has to be a manly dog...lab, weimaraner, etc. But if you are in your twenties, have a manly dog, and drive a jeep, AND you are not beating women off with a stick, you really have issues.

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    01/27/09

    @JaguarChick: I rest my case.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/27/09

    @JaguarChick: I now miss my 74 Cherokee even more.
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    Image of I *heart* Stiggie I *heart* Stiggie
    01/27/09

    @beercheck: Yeah it's pretty hot - and if the guy's got on a ball cap and a mountain bike not purchased from Walmart on the back - SUPER YUM! lol
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    01/28/09

    @I *heart* Stiggie: The most hot-girlfriend-ingly overachieving dude I ever met, and still my best drinking buddy (even after his third kid...) parlayed that exact formula into unequivocal success. His wife's like the hottest saint EVER. All parties involved acknowledge that it was all about the Wrangler and the doberman..
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    01/27/09

    In reply to The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
    1960's mustang, restored in excellent condition.


    Especially a vert. Chicks will shit themselves for it.


    The thing about Mustangs is that girls LOVE them. You'll hear tons of girls say "OMG I want a mustang" but seldom do you ever hear a girl say "I want a camaro!"


    Girls all know what a mustang is.

    I drive cars that girls can't identify.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    01/27/09

    In reply to The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
    The trick for doing it right is subtlety.


    My gray Jeep with a small lift on it works pretty well as understated, but has a nice exhaust rumble and climbs like a billy goat (ensuring no embarrassment on the trail).


    The same works for classics/muscle cars. Obnoxiously loud, $5000 paint job overbuilt monstrosities just get a roll of the eyes.


    Anything too obvious (be it cars, muscles or cash) just screams "I'm trying too hard." You might attract something, but she's probably more trouble than she's worth.


    At least...that's how it's worked for me so far.

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    Image of Rock517 Rock517
    01/27/09

    In reply to The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
    I liked this blogging topic idea when Suzanne Denbow @ RideLust.com did it back in August 2008. Matt, you even used the same exact Escalade pic as her... Lame. [www.ridelust.com]
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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    01/27/09

    @Rock517...now mostly lurking: I never read that, it's just a funny coincidence.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    01/27/09

    In reply to The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
    Depressing list. The choices are rather limited for normal people in the $20-30K range.
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    Image of Wes Siler Wes Siler
    01/27/09

    In reply to The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
    I'd like to go on record as stating that while, as evidenced by this article, Matt Hardigree has clearly never had sexual relations with a woman, the rest of the Jalop staff, with the possible exception of Andy Didorisi, has.
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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    01/27/09

    @Wes Siler: I concur.
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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    01/27/09

    @The Auto Insider: I'd point out the Subaru idea came from Wes, a well known cross-dresser.
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    01/27/09

    @Wes Siler: Didorosi.
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    Image of Wes Siler Wes Siler
    01/27/09

    @Ray Wert: Sorry, i was thinking about sex, not spelling.
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    Image of Tiberiuswise Tiberiuswise
    01/27/09

    @Wes Siler: That's some big talk about getting laid for someone with a Star Trek uniform for an avatar. Next Generation no less!
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/27/09

    @tiberiuswise:


    Hey man, what have you got against Captain Picard?


    He was an English/Irish dude with a French accent that was all over Beverly Chrusher (i.e., Wes's mom).

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    Image of Tiberiuswise Tiberiuswise
    01/27/09

    @pauljones: The only question I ever thought was hard, was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard....
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    Image of Wes Siler Wes Siler
    01/27/09

    @tiberiuswise: chick dig celebrities.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/27/09

    @tiberiuswise:


    The question comes down to whether you are into green girls or Wes's mom.


    Wes, I am your father. :p

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    Image of Tiberiuswise Tiberiuswise
    01/27/09

    @pauljones: Wow, being a fan of the original Star Trek isn't making me poular with the cool people. I may have to re-think my whole life.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/27/09

    @tiberiuswise:


    It's okay. I have been known to crack off an obscure Star Trek reference about once a week to see if anyone gets it. They never do.


    But that's okay. We march to the beat of a different obscure socio-cultural drum thingy.

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    Image of Tiberiuswise Tiberiuswise
    01/27/09

    @pauljones: I know what you mean. Some people think my name is a reference to the emperor.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/27/09

    @pauljones: I've caught every one I've seen, thankyouverymuch.


    @Wes Siler: Is Diddles even old enough to know about girls, other than the fact that they have cooties?

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/27/09

    @Deartháir: You love me! You really love me!
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/27/09

    @tiberiuswise:


    If they know enough to make such a connection, they are by definition bigger dweebs than we are.


    Wes, in the meantime, refuses to comment on the whole daddy issue...

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