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Thu Dec 10
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    2009 Dodge Viper ACR Power Numbers A Wee Bit Off

    2009 Dodge Viper ACR Steals Nürburgring Record From Corvette ZR1, Laps In 7:22
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    01/22/09

    In reply to 2009 Dodge Viper ACR Power Numbers A Wee Bit Off
    Police officer "OK sonny, that's two red lights, 60 in a 35 and failing to stop. You're looking at jail time."

    Stupid, baseball capped kid after crashing the Viper ACR he bought with the proceeds from selling the commercial rights to his stupid urban online blog "Sorry officer, it was the extra 42 horsepower. I'm usually an excellent driver."

    Mother of Stupid, baseball capped kid after crashing the Viper ACR he bought with the proceeds from selling the commercial rights to his stupid urban online blog "You're grounded, young man"
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    01/22/09

    In reply to 2009 Dodge Viper ACR Power Numbers A Wee Bit Off
    Now if Chrysler could slip the rest of their vehicles out of the plant with just a little bit less ugly and a little bit better interior quality, we could all be happy...
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    01/22/09

    In reply to 2009 Dodge Viper ACR Power Numbers A Wee Bit Off
    Seeing as the exact same thing happened with the original SRT-4, I've got to ask: "Can Chrysler's engineers count?"
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01/22/09

    In reply to 2009 Dodge Viper ACR Power Numbers A Wee Bit Off
    Please don't ever use the phrase "wee bit off," it makes me squirmy.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    01/22/09

    @Ash78: that's a circumspect thing to say.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    01/22/09

    @Ash78: Mine's so colossal It was circumnavigated
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01/22/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy can't grow a beard: When you were born, you weighed a full stone. Word got around to the whole town, and one day the grocer asked your dad if he was indeed the father of the full-stone baby.


    "Half-stone, actually" your father replied.


    "What? I must have heard wrong" said the grocer.


    "We had him circumcised"


    /anglicised for your pleasure

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    01/22/09

    @Ash78: I suspect it took 'round a fortnight for word to get down to the greengrocer, yeh?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    01/22/09

    @Ash78: Don't feel bad, every time I drive past a Dick Scott dealership (there are several in the Detroit area), I wince and make sure my zipper is up.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/22/09

    @Mike the Dog: Concord has a used-car dealer called "Dick Day Motors". Where every day, presumably, is Dick Day.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    01/24/09

    @FluffyPushbroom: At least when you say it fast it doesn't sound like "dick's caught"...
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    Image of MustangMike MustangMike
    01/22/09

    In reply to 2009 Dodge Viper ACR Power Numbers A Wee Bit Off
    I wonder if Chrysler could stuff one of those engines in a Fiat 500...
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    01/22/09

    @MustangMike: No, but I think they could stuff a fiat 500 in the viper's engine bay.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/22/09

    In reply to 2009 Dodge Viper ACR Power Numbers A Wee Bit Off
    Those snakes in the grass. I truly appreciate it when manufactures understate their horsepower. As far as comparing the Viper ACR and ZR1, I don't think it's a true direct comparison as the ACR is more set-up for the track.
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    01/22/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Agreed, the ACR's gearing isn't even close to being suited for drag racing...
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    Image of RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment
    01/22/09

    @nitroram33 misses PolaЯ:


    I think he means more that it is a track car, and would kill you as a daily driver, whereas the ZR1 is actually quite civil, more so than the Z06.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/22/09

    @rlj676-new job, same problems: That's pretty much what I meant. Thanks for clarifying.
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