@Woodgrain: Most Hopes are insane (I've met 3 and they were all nuts, that's representative enough for me) and just about any Mexican woman is capable of this. And probably most red heads too.
In our family we have a classification of statements. One class is "Lines to be delivered only from a moving car." Clearly, if this guy had kept the car running and made the break-up announcement through a half-open window, and then rolled on, he and the car would be fine.
"Honey, I bought a new car and I'm leaving you for a hot Asian chick who's half your age and half your size." VRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM....
@smalleyxb122: God I wish I could say I don't know what you're talking about. Sometimes it would be nice if the Internet would just shut up for a while.
@mytdawg: Samsonite my,my fancy unless it is like mine and held together with duct tape...
Rule #1 Don't get in to relationships with people who have more baggage then you.
Rule #2 If you fail to remember to #1 do not do stupid things that add fuel to the fire (like sleeping with their girlfriends no matter how hot they are)
Chrylser quality has really gone down over the years. When I had my 67 Imperial parts car, two of the doors were caved it. I thought I would see what a 3lb sledge hammer would do to it, a full swing left smaller dents than these, berly noticable really.
I've got to say, she failed miserably. If you're going to smash up a car use a sledge, or at the very least the ball end of a ball peen hammer to ensure nice deep divots. Ideally you use one of these: [www.rmjforge.com] and can opener the thing to make irreparable holes in the sheetmetal.
@domino: Baseball bats don't work nearly as well as you'd expect. You can smash and dent stuff but it's really hard to get any penetration or the significant metal-stretch that makes repairing the body panels much more expensive if not impossible.
Yes, I speak from experience. For a school fundraiser we got a donated Chevy Celebrity and sold "beat time", $1 a swing with a baseball bat, $3 a go with a 6lb sledge, and $5 a whack with an axe or pick.
@something_unique_and_descriptive: that proves that i've never vandalized a car, or put much thought into it. i love cars too much to do something like that. i find that getting in better shape than when you dated the guy, then having his friends ask to get their photo taken with you because you look hot, in the ex's presence, is the ultimate revenge.
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...than "I think I can sew that back on!"
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Can't fix stupid!
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It's called the Annihilator, and yes, it kills Zombies too (At least that's what the packaging says!).
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now this.. this you could claim ignorance..
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"Honey, I bought a new car and I'm leaving you for a hot Asian chick who's half your age and half your size." VRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM....
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Rule #1 Don't get in to relationships with people who have more baggage then you.
Rule #2 If you fail to remember to #1 do not do stupid things that add fuel to the fire (like sleeping with their girlfriends no matter how hot they are)
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/you give me unnecessary detail about her
//i use unnecessary detail to make joke
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Yes, I speak from experience. For a school fundraiser we got a donated Chevy Celebrity and sold "beat time", $1 a swing with a baseball bat, $3 a go with a 6lb sledge, and $5 a whack with an axe or pick.
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i find that getting in better shape than when you dated the guy, then having his friends ask to get their photo taken with you because you look hot, in the ex's presence, is the ultimate revenge.
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From clubs to the motel
It's a hammer, yo hammer, go hammer,
And the wife says "go to hell"
Can't touch this.
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