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Detroit, 2:06 AM
Thu Dec 10
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    What do you get for $10?


    Anything.


    Anything?


    Anything you want.

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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    05/05/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli:


    Your mom only gave you $5.

     Reply
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    Just drive it back and forth over bridge expansion gaps for a while. Same effect achieved.
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    Image of cchannel BLT cchannel BLT
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    GM Sales Meeting:


    Mgr 1: Think people, how can we make more people buy our cars:


    Jr Mgr 2: I know, I know! Give them a massage that will release endorphines that will block all logic and reason and make them purchase without resistance.

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/05/09

    @cchannel: Sounds like the effect of Jetta seats on college girls.


    /VW keeps turning me down for job of "Jetta seat"

     Reply
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/05/09

    @Ash78: You could apply at Toyota for the position of "Corolla seat." Here in SoCal they tend to serve the same clientele.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    Can I have Thai Massage instead?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/05/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Yes, please.
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    Image of domino domino
    05/05/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: i had a thai massage, (like a real massage, not getting jilled off). it was fantastic.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/05/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Only if you let me join you.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    So I assume this beat out the "Chevy: Peace of Shiatsu" campaign
     Reply
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    Chevy Maversse....Chevy Trassage...
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    bmoreDLJ was starred bmoreDLJ was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/05/09

    @Town of the Big House DLJ: Chevy Perverse.
     Reply
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    Image of jduffy13 jduffy13
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    That photo looks more like, "You will buy our SUV piece of crap or we will crush your freaking skull!"


    God this is a great time to be alive watching the American car shills make fools of themselves.

     Reply
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/05/09

    @jduffy13: Actually, we're having more fun watching you.
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    The bloggers of the mommy? Couger that hunts just obtained easier.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    This is just wrong on a level never before comprehendable.


    And can someone please call the cops for the poor girl who's getting her head crushed? I'm too busy commenting on Jalopnik to make the call myself.

     Reply
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    Image of Bullitt417 Bullitt417
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    haha... I knew there would be a happy ending joke
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/05/09

    @Bullitt417: But will there be a happy ending for the industry?
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