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    Vorsprung Von Stoß-Esel: Audi S4 Races Skier Down Snowy Slalom Course

    Vorsprung Durch Skifahren? Audi S4 Snow Skis Through... San Francisco?!

    2009 Audi S4 Sedan, Avant Revealed Ahead Of Paris

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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    03/10/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Von Stoß-Esel: Audi S4 Races Skier Down Snowy Slalom Course
    5 bucks says the car beat the skis in the race up the hill.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/10/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Von Stoß-Esel: Audi S4 Races Skier Down Snowy Slalom Course
    I want to see the continuous film, not these jump cuts, before I pass judgment because the little WRX with the skiers we've seen was the real deal. Not slalom, true, but jumps and about everything else.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    03/10/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Von Stoß-Esel: Audi S4 Races Skier Down Snowy Slalom Course
    Where the hell is the ß key?! Ah, there it is.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/10/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Von Stoß-Esel: Audi S4 Races Skier Down Snowy Slalom Course
    So what you're tell us is

    Vorsprung Von Stoß-Esel


    is German for Brokeback Mountain?

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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    03/10/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Von Stoß-Esel: Audi S4 Races Skier Down Snowy Slalom Course
    I have never raced a skier down through a slalom, driving an S4.


    I did, the other day, overtake a child riding a scooter, in my A4.


    Can I haz partial credit?

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/10/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy <--- Likes overtaking children.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    03/10/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy: My Pantera is going to totally dominate the high dive event...
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    03/10/09

    @Mad_Science: Totally.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    03/10/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: What about the De Tomaso Longjump (Longchamp)


    There goes the most vague pun I'll ever make.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    03/10/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy: As long as we don't have to compete against the East German women's wrestling team (or the Jamaican bobsled team) we should do fine.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/10/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Von Stoß-Esel: Audi S4 Races Skier Down Snowy Slalom Course
    All it needs is a little bit of Alberto Tomba, and it would be perfect. There is no one cooler on the slopes.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/10/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Von Stoß-Esel: Audi S4 Races Skier Down Snowy Slalom Course
    Avant a S4 Avant.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/10/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Von Stoß-Esel: Audi S4 Races Skier Down Snowy Slalom Course
    So now we have to ask:


    1. What's its 'Ring time?

    2. What's its Driveway time?

    3. What's its slalom time?


    I want to see them do that with the Lamborghini Gallardo. I guess snow is a lot bumpier than ice.

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    03/10/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Von Stoß-Esel: Audi S4 Races Skier Down Snowy Slalom Course
    The race music sounds like a cyberpunk version of I Wanna Be Your Dog.
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    Image of Ring of Feugo Ring of Feugo
    03/10/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Von Stoß-Esel: Audi S4 Races Skier Down Snowy Slalom Course
    Well, the skis were Audi-branded as well, and maybe they make more on each pair of skis they sell. Marketing strategery?
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    Image of drewdrawshashtags drewdrawshashtags
    03/10/09

    @VonPinto: Audi Design skis indeed. They probably make more profit off them than the cars anyway.


    Not sure that two guys frolicking together on the ski slopes is targeting the male demographic.

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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    03/10/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Von Stoß-Esel: Audi S4 Races Skier Down Snowy Slalom Course
    I read that as "Vorsprung vs Stoßsel" and was expecting a cleverly edited, dumbed-down 20/20 segment.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    01/30/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Durch Skifahren? Audi S4 Snow Skis Through... San Francisco?!
    Huh? I'm confused. Does the car turn into a skier? Will the car help me ski, particularly in urban environments? What am I supposed to learn about this car from the ad?
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    Image of Joe Slice Joe Slice
    01/30/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Durch Skifahren? Audi S4 Snow Skis Through... San Francisco?!
    You can see my apartment in the background at the 12 second mark. They filmed that portion of the ad about 2 months ago. Coincidentally, part of the Bullitt chase scene was filmed about 4 blocks from here. There was also a Sony Bravia ad filmed on this hill.

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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    01/30/09

    @Joe Slice: Sony does always have some pretty creative commercials.
    This one is my favorite:



    + Watch video





    In regards to the commercial, that skier is definately wearing nothing at all
    nothing at all....
    nothing at all....
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    01/30/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Durch Skifahren? Audi S4 Snow Skis Through... San Francisco?!
    Definitely a contender for the new D9 Mobile.
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    01/30/09

    In reply to Vorsprung Durch Skifahren? Audi S4 Snow Skis Through... San Francisco?!
    Frank Bullitt goes green. Er, red, I mean.
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