I'm glad I drive the automotive equivalent of a Sherman tank for now. Hopefully I am not anywhere near his daily route to work here in the Bay area.
As an aside, I wonder where someone like him would work? He looks like a Sports Authority douche and no greater than a Macy's douche. That would probably slot him right into the Sears zone if he doesn't already work at a kiosk selling budget cellular plans.
Oh, great. If he goes into business as a professional lousy driver, he can claim all of his driving (even that done whole drunk or high) is business related.
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@The Big Cheez: That would actually be one of the harshest punishments ever handed out. The criminal justice system wouldn't allow it, due to the whole "cruel and unusual" crap.
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As an aside, I wonder where someone like him would work? He looks like a Sports Authority douche and no greater than a Macy's douche. That would probably slot him right into the Sears zone if he doesn't already work at a kiosk selling budget cellular plans.
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"Yo! You need a knew phone, bro!"
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Thankfully, he doesn't use them to increase his water weight. I think his brain is already full of useless fluids.
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