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    1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
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    Image of quayzar quayzar
    11/05/09

    In reply to 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
    No #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/05/09

    In reply to 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
    If I was well-off, I'd definitely buy it, sell the rims (replace 'em with steelies, even), and off-road that thing until it broke/got horribly mired. Then I'd haul it out and drive it around juuuust like that.

    Actually, hell, I'd probably park it outside the guy's house, dented, scratched, covered in mud. The reaction alone would be worth the money. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    11/05/09

    In reply to 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
    If I was well-off, I'd definitely buy it, sell the rims (replace 'em with steelies, even), and off-road that thing until it broke/got horribly mired. Then I'd haul it out and drive it around juuuust like that.

    Actually, hell, I'd probably park it outside the guy's house, dented, scratched, covered in mud. The reaction alone would be worth the money. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/05/09

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    Aha ha ha! Anyone who would use this to get a date is probably the same kind of person who would resort to Rohypnol. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    11/05/09

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    I promise that tomorrow will more than make up for this egregious beast. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    11/05/09

    In reply to 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
    I was saving up for a Canyonero-now, I'm not so sure. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/05/09

    In reply to 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
    Well, if I needed a ride to Funkytown...
    Oh, wait, I get it. Somebody got a 160k mile old Cherokee. Somebody was learning some "customization" techniques.
    Hey, we'll junker this baby up and sell it on eBay!
    = Profit.
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    Edited by Novaload at 11/05/09 12:55 PM Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Xelmon Xelmon
    11/05/09

    In reply to 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
    Lezze... Crap ass car, some weird engine, cheezy flames and doors, and they don't have enough money to fix an A/C, which is ~500 bucks. Not to mention it's high miles.

    Yeah, crack pipe.

    *votes*

    ... Holy shit, I think we're on the same wavelength guys! XD #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/05/09

    @Xelmon: A 5.2 indicates that it's a Chrysler 318 (LA). Nothing weird about it. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    Image of Xelmon Xelmon
    11/05/09

    @MushyHeirloom:
    Ah, hm, noted!

    My point still stands for the rest of the car though. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    11/05/09

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    If only it had some LED wheel lights...without em, crack pipe #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    Image of Maxx Cracker Maxx Cracker
    11/05/09

    In reply to 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
    OK, who are the jokers that voted nice price? I know you want to "joke around," but some things just aren't funny.
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    powermatic promoted this comment Edited by Maxx Cracker at 11/05/09 12:22 PM Maxx Cracker was starred Maxx Cracker was unstarred
    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    11/05/09

    In reply to 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
    These votes are always so revealing about this site. What 70 people voted nice price?

    Crack Pipe for sure! #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    Image of egoods egoods
    11/05/09

    @Sloop_John_B: People who read this site after a hearty breakfast of crack. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    Image of Drew and not U has Twin Turbots Drew and not U has Twin Turbots
    11/05/09

    In reply to 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
    CrackPipe.CrackPipe.CrackPipe.CrackPipe.CrackPipe.CrackPipe.CrackPipe.CrackPipe. I can't even begin to say it as many times as is necessary. No way is any ZJ worth that much under any circumstances. And it's less capable than a stock ZJ, as you'll get hung on the anchor like side-steps.

    And really, it just looks like shite with that retarded paint job, whatever stupid name they have for those doors, and terrible custom interior. And no AC?! AND 160K?!?! This is one jeep that should have been a C4C victim.

    And is it just me, or is the body not even straight? Look at the front end, that thing has rear ended someone.

    As a Jeep enthusiast, this thing just makes me want to cry.
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 promoted this comment Edited by Drew and not U has Twin Turbots at 11/05/09 10:45 AM Drew and not U has Twin Turbots was starred Drew and not U has Twin Turbots was unstarred
    Image of dculberson dculberson
    11/05/09

    In reply to 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
    With this many miles on it, it's worth about $2500 without being hacked. Post-hack? I'd give them $500. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/05/09

    @dculberson: I think you pretty much nailed it. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    11/05/09

    @Novaload: It would make a really interestingly ironic Lemons vehicle. Team Lambokee. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    Image of crxtra crxtra
    11/05/09

    In reply to 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
    Even the biggest dopehead would have to have that thing full of crack to even come close to touching it for that price. Crrrrackkkkk! #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/05/09

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    Sonuvagun. Did anyone else notice the light bar on top? As if it weren't a goofy-enough cruising machine, it's as if, in that peculiar depth of emotion where love flips to hate and vice-versa, somewhere down deep the guy that did all this work decided he really wants to be a bit more like the cops. Like he'll steal some of their cool, if he can fake some of their flash. Literal flash in this case.

    (terrible stereotyped urban homeboy rant deleted. See? I can too be progressive. Sorta) #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    11/05/09

    @Elhigh: To top it off, the licence plate reads "undcover". Seriously. Generally "undcover" cops DON'T use light bars. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/05/09

    @Elhigh: Yep. I sorta did a double take when I saw that. Still I would like to see the guy roll up behind a real cop car and flip his lights on.

    I would even pay $1.99 to see the reaction. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/05/09

    @jaymcminn: I noticed that too. Yeah, this is the perfect undercover vehicle. Subtle. Bland. Blends in with everything. #1996jeepgrandcherokee
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