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    BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    Aside from being shot through a billboard, this is a nice car. At the very least, it'd be a good deal in the Frozen North; buy this one and another with some rust, a good drivetrain, and some recent suspension work...
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    Image of thunder; now eta-powered thunder; now eta-powered
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    Call me crazy, but I would pay $2k for that car. In fact, I just bought an '84 528e for a little less than half this guy's asking price (my own PCH), and would gladly have paid the balance for the shiny red paint and the absence of a few of the issues mine has.


    sigh

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    Image of jchabotte jchabotte
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    I use an auger to drink beer. gets the liquid right up to my mouth.
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    Image of jchabotte jchabotte
    02/03/09

    @jchabotte:


    wow.. wrong firefox tab. darn gawker's lack of an edit button!

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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    02/03/09

    @jchabotte:

    You win for the best non-sequitor I've encountered on Jalopnik EVER...!
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    I liked the fact that the commercial basically expressed that Audi was an also-ran for 30 years, variously playing second (or third) fiddle to Mercedes, BMW, and Lexus. But I digress. $2K is clearly a crack pipe considering that you can get LeMons provenance for only $433. [jalopnik.com] Plus, are those 528e 14" wheels in place of the impossible-to-get-tires-for 390MM metrics that came stock on the 535i? /BMW nerd
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    I learned to drive in an '86 535i. Loved the car.


    'course, soon as I got my license, all dad would lend me was our '75 Land Rover.

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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    As the former owner of an early 5-series that wouldn't pass smog, I assure you that Usain Bolt himself could not run away from this car fast enough.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    Why?


    Why must you tempt me so?!!?!?!

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    +10 for the first ever correct usage of the word "loose" in a craigslist ad
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    When I was a kid, one of my friend's dad had the stunt car Mercedes SL that Steve Martin drive in (I think) L.A. Story. He had to replace the whole electrical system, but he did get it for a nice price. Gave him hell the whole time I remember he had it.


    so...old German stunt car...pass.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/03/09

    @Dr.Danger is in the atmosphere: I was waiting for the moral.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/03/09

    @Dr.Danger is in the atmosphere: That movie is a nice tie-in to all the sign hacking stories we've seen lately.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    Wouldn't touch it!,there's a guy in a TransAm stalking that car.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    02/03/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: I'd get it if it came with the Trans Am.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    Landed on some open boxes, and then crashed straight through to the pavement. Car still tracks straight.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    Does it come with the white linen suit and the requisite car phone? Otherwise, crack pipe.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    Maybe I'm a sucker, but I'd totally go for that.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    I want whatever girl it is that's rollerskating around in pic 4. 2K might be crack pipe territory, though.
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    02/03/09

    @pauljones: You know, looking at that picture, she could be 12.
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    Image of shoman95 shoman95
    02/03/09

    @Bumblebee:
    That'll muff right out!
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/03/09

    @Bumblebee: Psshh, That's what fake IDs are for.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/03/09

    @shoman95: Nice play.
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    Image of CorporateFelon CorporateFelon
    02/03/09

    @Bumblebee:


    Yeah but that was in '87, so she's at least 33 by now.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/03/09

    Okay, I was saying it all in jest, but this is starting to get a little creepy.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/03/09

    In reply to BMW 535i From Audi Super Bowl Commercial For Sale
    The car landed on a pile of open boxes to cushion the land absolutely no damage done
    *cough*BULLSHIT


    Drives good except I think it may need a tranny someday???
    This sums up every car. Unfortunately, it sums up some cars more than others.

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