• Jalopnik
  • spy-photos
  • jalopnik-reviews
  • Profile logout login

#1967nissanbluebird

Jalopnik

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #offtopic,
  • #tips,
  • #spyphotos,
  • etc.

Detroit, 3:56 AM
Fri Dec 11
25 posts in the last 24 hours

Contact

Tip your editors:

Editor-in-Chief:
Ray Wert | | AIM

Road Test Editor:
Wes Siler |

Weekend Editor:
Murilee Martin |

Associate Editor - Houston:

Associate Editor - Detroit:

Editor-at-Large:

Contributors:

John Krewson |

Follow Jalopnik on:
Facebook
Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jalopnik RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1753 Subscribers
Jalopnik
  • posts about #1967nissanbluebird more →

    Nissan Bluebird-U Makes The Ladies Crave Your Essence!

    1967 Datsun 411 Down On The Maui Street
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/19/09

    In reply to Nissan Bluebird-U Makes The Ladies Crave Your Essence!
    I can't believe no one's gone there and you're leaving it to me. Alright then:


    Obligatory 'Purity of Essence' joke.


    There, I hope you're proud of yourselves.

     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    04/19/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Women sense my power, Mandrake.
     Reply
    Murilee Martin was starred Murilee Martin was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/19/09

    In reply to Nissan Bluebird-U Makes The Ladies Crave Your Essence!
    Excitable folk. They'd probably have collapsed if a 71 hemi 'Cuda and rumbled by.
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/19/09

    In reply to Nissan Bluebird-U Makes The Ladies Crave Your Essence!
    So, I shouldn't eat ice cream near a Datsun?
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    04/19/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: Depends on what you're into.
     Reply
    Mad_Science was starred Mad_Science was unstarred
    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    04/19/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th:

    If you see me chasing after old Datsuns with a quart of Ben & Jerry's in my hand, you'll know why...
     Reply
    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was starred Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/19/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: There are some things better left to the imagination. Those side views of the various Bluebird models were a real bringdown in the middle of the movie. Needs more schoolgirls dressed as sailors.
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/19/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: I see. Whatever makes you happy.
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    04/19/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th:

    Well, I will settle for a "Happy Ending" at the least...
     Reply
    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was starred Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/19/09

    In reply to Nissan Bluebird-U Makes The Ladies Crave Your Essence!
    Wow, big finish, with a very happy ending. And here I'd thought that the 1300 cc's of MOTHERFUCKING FURY were going to be the main selling point. Hell, they even showed a photo to prove that there really was an engine involved.


    I think some of our local auto dealers could learn a lot from studying this fine archival cinema.

     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Bad Juju Bad Juju
    04/19/09

    In reply to Nissan Bluebird-U Makes The Ladies Crave Your Essence!
    That last one might not fly on TV today, but maybe they can just rename the 370Z the Nissan Bukkake..
     Reply
    Bad Juju was starred Bad Juju was unstarred
    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    04/19/09

    @Bad Juju: You'll note that I never once used the word "bukkake" in that post. Nope, not me. I wouldn't do that.
     Reply
    Murilee Martin was starred Murilee Martin was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    04/19/09

    @Murilee Martin: Yeah, but I'm guessing that screencap didn't find its way to the top of the page all by itself...
     Reply
    Mad_Science was starred Mad_Science was unstarred
    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    04/19/09

    @Mad_Science: Are you accusing me of being a pornographer?
     Reply
    Murilee Martin was starred Murilee Martin was unstarred
    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    04/19/09

    @Murilee Martin:

    Some of my best friends are pornographers... And live right in your neck of the woods, Murilee. I think there would be a real market for a bukkake scoop in a waffle cone, and it would work in several demographics. The ripping of the coat sleeve would make a nice overture to a rough-trade-in-the-Castro encounter...
     Reply
    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was starred Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was unstarred
    Image of Schweppes - Now with more school work Schweppes - Now with more school work
    04/19/09

    @Murilee Martin: I thought that you were being admired for applying your talents as a pornographer in the automotive sphere.
     Reply
    Schweppes - Now with more school work was starred Schweppes - Now with more school work was unstarred
    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    04/19/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: But I am a pornographer, with a novel selling 5,000 copies to frantically masturbating Englishmen. Well, at any rate I hope they were able to get some decent Manual Overrides off it.
     Reply
    Murilee Martin was starred Murilee Martin was unstarred
    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    04/19/09

    @Murilee Martin:

    My bad... but my oversight in no way negates my assertion that "Some of my best friends are pornographers" (I include you amongst my friends, dear heart), and that "they live right in your neck of the woods". That would include you, although I had Treasure Island Media and New Barbary Coast Distributing in mind when I wrote it...
     Reply
    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was starred Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was unstarred
    Image of tekdemon tekdemon
    04/20/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing:

    Man I wish you had mentioned that they were gay pornographers before I went googling. *sigh*
     Reply
    tekdemon was starred tekdemon was unstarred
    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    04/20/09

    @tekdemon:

    Ooops. I assumed everyone knew of my notoriety by now... Me and my big ego...
     Reply
    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was starred Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/20/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: I don't think it's the ego that scared him.


    On the other hand, no one should lose their job because of what jumps up unexpectedly on their screen.

     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    04/20/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet:

    Agreed, which is why I *never* embed links that are potentially NSFW without stating such. As for what comes up from a Google search, it's out of my hands...
     Reply
    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was starred Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was unstarred
    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    04/19/09

    In reply to Nissan Bluebird-U Makes The Ladies Crave Your Essence!
    The theme of that 610 commercial really isn't much different than most of the Asian videos I've downloaded recently...... it's even uncensored.
     Reply
    Uncle Bo was starred Uncle Bo was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    04/19/09

    In reply to Nissan Bluebird-U Makes The Ladies Crave Your Essence!
    Whoa.


    I'm trying to imagine the board room meeting where some long-haired marketing dude with a big collar is pitching that ad to a cadre of stone-faced dour aging Japanese business executives.


    I'm guessing there was sake invovled...

     Reply
    Mad_Science was starred Mad_Science was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    04/19/09

    In reply to Nissan Bluebird-U Makes The Ladies Crave Your Essence!
    Okay, cool, now I know what's gonna make my shit exciting again! I need a Bluebird-U !!


    Although Super Furry Animals' "Valet Parking" has always been a good enough advertisement for the Nissan Bluebird for me.

     Reply
    A strolling player got drunk and was starred A strolling player got drunk and was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/02/09

    In reply to 1967 Datsun 411 Down On The Maui Street
    Cute, practical, and reasonably efficient.
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig. ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig.
    01/02/09

    In reply to 1967 Datsun 411 Down On The Maui Street
    Wow..it's the Datsun that time forgot!


    It's in amazing shape!


    Hmm, I can read the phone number, but not the asking price.


    Of course, even if I had the money, bringing such a car to NH would cause it to dissolve instantly.

     Reply
    ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig. was starred ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig. was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/03/09

    @☠Grяrяrяrяrяrяrя. All new for 2009 and available with 0% f...: Yeah, that was my thought, too.


    Wait - where in NH are you?

     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    01/02/09

    In reply to 1967 Datsun 411 Down On The Maui Street
    I've been hankering for one of these for a while now. The designer's restraint and the numerous subtle details give it a lot of charm.


    Also, Hawaii license plates are gay.

     Reply
    Bumblebee was starred Bumblebee was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/02/09

    In reply to 1967 Datsun 411 Down On The Maui Street
    What a great car--why not give up a mpg or two to get that style?
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    01/02/09

    In reply to 1967 Datsun 411 Down On The Maui Street
    Well, Maui has high humidity, but then, so do large regions of the Japanese Domestic Market... maybe salty roads (or lack thereof) are the real demons denying longevity to early cars from the Land of the Rising Sun...
     Reply
    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was starred Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was unstarred
    Image of sos10 sos10
    01/03/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: For years it was kept inside a Mochi.
     Reply
    sos10 was starred sos10 was unstarred
    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    01/02/09

    In reply to 1967 Datsun 411 Down On The Maui Street
    Saw this on Bring A Trailer yesterday:
    [bringatrailer.com]


    What an adorable little car.

     Reply
    Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was starred Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    01/02/09

    @Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle: For $5K, that is a steal. Wish I could scoop up that little gem.
     Reply
    Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    01/02/09

    @Dr.Danger: rated R for Profanity, Sexual Content, and Viole...: I know, right? It's so cute. I'd love to drive it until it rusts out from under me (i.e., about five minutes).
     Reply
    Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was starred Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    01/02/09

    In reply to 1967 Datsun 411 Down On The Maui Street
    Judging by its looks I would say its human age is about 16
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jalopnik account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.