Seems like the dignified way for him to get out of the Elise would be to just leave the door closed and hop out '60s Batman style.
There is actually a way to get in and out of those things with a modicum of dignity. Getting in it goes Ass -> Shoulders -> Head -> Rotate -> Knees together -> Pivot knees in -> Pull feet in together. Reverse when getting out, you're still going to have to lift yourself up and out with your arms but at least you aren't flailing and stumbling all over yourself.
@FrankGrimes: Conan's definitely funnier, and that would leave Jay more time to build his insane car collection and better showcase it on nbc.com. Did I mention his collection is insane?
@tiberiuswise: You have to remember, to us a SHO is special, to "normal" people a SHO is just a Taurus. No matter what's under the hood, no matter how much they tweaked the chassis, it's just like every other mind numbingly boring, appliance of a car, Taurus.
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
The girl in pic 1 looks like she's suffering from the sort of permagrin that LSD sometimes causes, which makes your cheeks hurt after the first couple of hours (or so I'm told...). I'll bet if she relaxed a bit she'd go from mildly frightening to quite attractive in nothing flat. All in all, there aren't any in this bunch that I wouldn't oblige if they asked. My favorite has got to be the mocha beauty siting in the Boyle Special. What is that, anyway? It looks kinda like a Kurtis Kraft Indy car, but she seems to be a Maserati girl, and the car has a straight 8 engine. Anybody got the down-low on that car?
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
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personally, i thought richard duff was very easy on the eyes, and some other parts too.
01/22/09
There is actually a way to get in and out of those things with a modicum of dignity. Getting in it goes Ass -> Shoulders -> Head -> Rotate -> Knees together -> Pivot knees in -> Pull feet in together. Reverse when getting out, you're still going to have to lift yourself up and out with your arms but at least you aren't flailing and stumbling all over yourself.
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Leno's more of a reliable chuckle-getter, but rarely leaves you with something worth repeating.
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Dude: Booth Babe or Booth Bunny is the original term.
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I also think I am the only one who feels this way.
01/22/09
I'll back you up on the creepy part. Something about him just gives me the willies.
01/22/09
Kerry is no Kennedy, Leno is no Carson, Conan is no Leno. I've never found him to be anything but boring.
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Lotus:
"It's made of green marzipan"
"This runs on ancient native american artifacts"
That poor Buick guy.
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FOOOOOD!
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[jalopnik.com]
And we know someone's/two's/thirteen's been tipping back a few in a comparo:
[jalopnik.com]
Food is the sparsity, man! We know Diddles needs vittles! He's still a growing boy, err, man, man!
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