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    Image of LuciferV8 LuciferV8
    11/10/09

    In reply to Automaker Future "Youthmobile" Concepts Are Wacky
    I call BS on this one. We all know that cars "aimed at the young" end up being bought by old people trying to look hip. All of those cars look way too hard to climb into for the real target demographic. #conceptcars
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    Image of oddfish oddfish
    11/10/09

    @LuciferV8: Ugh, the slew of women in their 40s driving Scion xBs was funny in a sad sort of way. #conceptcars
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/10/09

    In reply to Automaker Future "Youthmobile" Concepts Are Wacky
    Once again Audi and Mazda are the only noteworthy examples of clear design direction. While the other manufacturer's run nillywilly with their nonsensical unfocused designs, Audi and Mazda have instantly recognizable elements that hopefully survive to 2030. #conceptcars
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Automaker Future "Youthmobile" Concepts Are Wacky
    I'm having an irresistable urge to denigrate both the designs and the hare-brained ideas on which they're based. I must be getting old. #conceptcars
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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/10/09

    In reply to Automaker Future "Youthmobile" Concepts Are Wacky
    Once you enter your destination into the navi app on your smart phone, you can play against the vehicle to "win" complete control over the system and gain access to increasingly outrageous driving scenarios.

    I love the sound of this. I think it'll be hilarious to see kids being forced to square off against a War Games computer every time they want to go somewhere. Didn't make the high score? The car's taking you to Boise! Wanna go to Starbucks? Fat chance, gotta beat the Parnelli Jones boss at his own game! Why didn't you go to school today, Junior? I was driving there, but I couldn't get the Star Power 4x multiplier at 48,375 points and the car sent me the wrong way down an on-ramp! #conceptcars
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    11/10/09

    @bzr: "Dangit... I can't remember how to parallel park."

    "Oh, that's simple! Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, Up and then Down. Easy!" #conceptcars
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    bzr promoted this comment Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was starred Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/10/09

    In reply to Automaker Future "Youthmobile" Concepts Are Wacky
    Crackpipe. #conceptcars
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    Image of Clown Shoe Pilot Clown Shoe Pilot
    11/05/09

    In reply to "TricPlate": Definitely Not For Defeating Speed Cameras
    the winning mod to this would be to hook up one of those sensors that you see on pro photographer strobes that let all the big strobes slave to the flash on the camera. when the device detects the flash of the speed camera, black out.

    of course, that would defeat the whole safety purpose of speed cameras, and that would be wrong, so just forget i said anything. #speedcameras
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    Image of coupeZ600 coupeZ600
    11/05/09

    In reply to MotionLites LED Wheel Lights: The Next Trend You'll Hate
    Don't tell these guys about Hokey-Spokes. They're for bicycles but I'm sure they could be easily modded for cars. You can program all sorts of weird-ass designs and even text. My Coupe Z wheels are all going to say, "PAH!!!" as I roll down the street missing the rear-bumper.

    [www.hokeyspokes.com]
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    Image of AddysDaddy AddysDaddy
    11/05/09

    In reply to "TricPlate": Definitely Not For Defeating Speed Cameras
    Wasn't there a story about a guy who wears a Monkey Mask while driving, and got out of 45 moving violations by saying it cant be proven that he was driving when the violations took place?

    Wouldn't that just be cheaper, and less illegal, than this? #speedcameras
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/05/09

    @AddysDaddy: Not to mention more hilarious. #speedcameras
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    Image of RandomArt RandomArt
    11/05/09

    @AddysDaddy: the story's in the side bar of related stories. #speedcameras
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    bzr promoted this comment RandomArt was starred RandomArt was unstarred
    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    11/05/09

    In reply to "TricPlate": Definitely Not For Defeating Speed Cameras
    I'll take two. Since Wisconsin is one of a few States that requires front and rear plates. #speedcameras
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    Image of oddfish oddfish
    11/05/09

    In reply to "TricPlate": Definitely Not For Defeating Speed Cameras

    There is a cheaper way. #speedcameras
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 promoted this comment oddfish was starred oddfish was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/05/09

    @oddfish: But that might only work in Japan. #speedcameras
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    Image of jedimario jedimario
    11/05/09

    In reply to "TricPlate": Definitely Not For Defeating Speed Cameras
    You used "obfuscate" in a post. Awesome. #speedcameras
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    11/05/09

    @jedimario: I listen to "Car Talk" religiously, what can I say? #speedcameras
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    11/05/09

    In reply to "TricPlate": Definitely Not For Defeating Speed Cameras
    Not particularly useful for those looking to block cops from looking up their license plate or blocking traffic cameras. Needs to be automatic. #speedcameras
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    P161911 probably shoudn't have promoted this comment maximum-sienna was starred maximum-sienna was unstarred
    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    11/05/09

    In reply to "TricPlate": Definitely Not For Defeating Speed Cameras
    Same technology from my peril sensitive sunglasses. #speedcameras
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    JCWhitless promoted this comment Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was starred Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was unstarred
    Image of JCWhitless JCWhitless
    11/05/09

    @Tiberiuswise: Hoopy #speedcameras
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    11/05/09

    In reply to "TricPlate": Definitely Not For Defeating Speed Cameras
    To bad it just blacks it out. How much for one that makes it look like a totally different plate? Or better yet, replaces it with the Laughing Man logo? #speedcameras
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    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    11/05/09


    @Skunky: Can you pick which plate you want to replace yours with? I pick this one. #speedcameras
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    11/05/09

    @tempesjo: Y'know, that button is AWFULLY close to the "Eject R" button. I think my girlfriend would really hate it if I hit the wrong key. #speedcameras
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/05/09

    @Skunky: Ha! H-click. #speedcameras
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    Image of KeyserSoze KeyserSoze
    11/05/09

    @Skunky: the blood analyzer would have been pretty handy before this...

    (Michael Knight) Kitt, get me a frckn hmbrrgeg...

    (gay KITT voice) Oh, Michael , that's not a good idea, please use the blood analyzer button, BE CAREFUL, NOT THE EJEC....... Oh shit... #speedcameras
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    Skunky promoted this comment KeyserSoze was starred KeyserSoze was unstarred
    Image of Skunky Skunky
    11/05/09

    @KeyserSoze: Just once I would love to hear KITT say "Oh shit." #speedcameras
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    11/05/09

    In reply to "TricPlate": Definitely Not For Defeating Speed Cameras
    I need it.

    For my show car, of course.

    Thank you Jalopnik. #speedcameras
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