I love profanity. I don’t care who knows it. There’s something so gloriously freeing and exhilarating about releasing a nice, long, flowing, vulgar stream of foul language. When it comes to some world-class Freestyle Flying Off The Handle Swearing, I have to say Richard Hammond really nails it.

Hammond’s on a bike here, in what I thought was the Top Gear episode where they race across London, but now I’m not so sure that’s when this was shot. It doesn’t matter — I’m pretty sure this clip didn’t end up on the BBC anyway.

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Hammond’s bike is rudely cut off by an unobservant driver in an early 90s VW Transporter, and Hammond, livid at almost being custardized by such a shitty van, lays into this dazzling profantity-laden rant:

What the fucking hell are you, you great gangly fuckknuckled-twat greasy-haired cuntbag. Fuck you!

Wow, that was even fun to type.

Fuck!