Can a little Subaru STI with nothing more than four-wheel-drive and a lot of turbo power handle a mud pit like the big lifted truck bros?

Turns out, not so bad. This was at WCSS 2013 in Longview, WA. That stands for West Coast Subaru Show (where mudding Scoobies are a noted attraction), not World Congress of Soil Science, though that's an oddly fitting title as well.